Top 5 Best Superhero Movies of 2017

This past year had a lot of SuperHero Movies, so many I had to give them their own list.

These are my picks for the Top 5 Best SuperHero Movies of 2017. Because now that the world is on Fire, we need some real ones.

5) Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2:

BABY GROOT! BABY GROOT! BABY GROOT!

Okay lets be honest the only reason anyone saw this movie is because if Baby Groot's Cuteness. In fact that's the reason Mabel went.

Mabel: I NEED A MILLION BABY GROOTS!

Dipper: Just remember I have to live with this.

Aren't you guys technically 18?

Mabel: We're Cartoons we rarely ever age! Unless we get our Sequel Series.

Dipper: Mabel, Alex is making a show for with FOX.

Mabel: Disney now owns FOX!

Dipper:....Wait that was real?

Yeah Dipper, Disney bought a rival movie studio......mainly because FOX had no money!

Dipper: That's because Disney Owns all the money!

True! Dipper and Mabel EveryBody!

*Grapling Hooks Sound*

Mabel: GRAPLING HOOK!

*Dipper and Mabel swing out with Dipper screaming*

Back to the review! If you guys remember last season I made this one of my most anticipated movies of 2017. Does it live up to the hype? I can honestly say yes, it was pretty funny and was actually pretty dramatic, mainly with the ending being a major tear jerker. Then again this was the reason we now have a Guardians of the Galaxy ride at Disney California Adventure. And coming soon to Epcot even though it makes no sense...........Ellen's Energy Adventure needed to go anyway!

4) Thor Ragnarok:

Ever heard the Term, "3rd Times a Charm."? Well for once it actually means something. The 3rd movie in the Thor section of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, because there is no separating the movies now, actually was the best, now we can legally call this the best Marvel Part 3 movie, it tops Captain America Civil War and Iron Man 3! Then again when those are the only other part 3's in the ever growing MCU, you can't really say much.

3) Wonder Woman:

Wow, for the first time in 5 years we got an actually good DC Movie! Obviously the best in the DC Extended Universe. Because when the other movies you released before this has a max rating on rotten Tomatoes was 55% with Man of Steel, one of the worst Superman Movies ever made.....still better than Superman Returns I might add, you can tell your doing something wrong! Like really wrong! Thankfully this is the actually good DC movie, which holds a 92% on Rotten Tomatoes! I was awestruck with how awesome this movie was. Gal Gadot, I highly doubt you're actually reading this but...

*holds up a piece of cake*

Here, you can have this cake, and eat it to. But sense you can't eat it via words I'll eat it for you.

*eats cake*

Ooh Peanut Butter Frosting!

2) Spiderman: Homecoming:

Yeah I know Spiderman has been rebooted more times than a broken Computer but hear me out. This is officially the superior Spiderman Movie. Turns out Sony finally found the formula to make a perfect Spiderman movie, Just make Marvel do all the work. I mean Spiderman has been saved from those god awful Marc Webb directed movies. We begged Sony to let Spiderman in the MCU for years and Now we got it! Soon we will get the X-Men and Fantastic Four in as well now that Disney owns FOX.

Honorable Mentions:

The Lego Batman Movie:

My Favorite iteration of Batman finally has his own Movie! I was going to put this on my list but then that one angry guy in the comments will say I should have put this in my Animated Movie list. First off, Shut up! Second, look after the Joke that is Justice League DC needs all the help it can get.

Saban's Power Rangers:

This was Meh! Mostly a product placement for Krispy Kreme. Screw it Honest Trailers do your work.

I honestly didn't find it that bad but..........NO ONE EVER TOOK THE POWER RANGERS SERRIOUSLY! Well at least we got our first gay superhero and our first autistic superhero.

And the number one superhero movie of 2017 is......

Okay this joke has gone on Long Enough! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE CORY!

1) Logan:

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!

Hugh Jackman's final time at Wolverine was just, yes! This film was amazing.

This film was a great send off to not one, but two actors who have been part of the X-Men Franchise from the beginning, and now that chapter is over. I may have cried off a few pounds after watching this. I think a lot of guys cried at the end of this movie, more than they did at the end of Furious 7.

Easily the best R-Rated Superhero movie. Far more superior to the other R Rated superhero movies.

?: EXCUSE ME?!

*Freezes in shock*

SHIT!

*Deadpool Shows ups*

DONT KILL ME DEADPOOL I DIDNT MEAN TO CALL YOUR FILM WEAK BY COMPARSION TO LOGAN!

DP: What? I'm agreeing with you!

*looks confused*

Okay I know you're insane but are you missing a few screws up in your brain? Well what's left of it anyway?

DP: Nope still crazy! This movie was so fucking beautiful, Hugh better get a fucking Oscar for this movie!

Okay I'm sorry I got to make sure your actually-

DP: *Moves mask to reveal face*

Okay making sure you weren't jimbob16gros in disguise.

DP: *Puts mask back on* Whatever, now I just need Disney to Green light the Old Man Deadpool movie for 2091. I could imagine me and Cable changing each other's Diapers for 2 and a half hours.

........That's both a terrible idea, especially since a good hunk of us won't be alive in 2091.

DP: Just be lucky I mentioned the Disney/Fox merger! Although it sucks now I'm banned from Disneyland.

Why?

DP: Lets just say Gaston knows what he did!

Okay, wait I thought I fired you because next year we have Both Deadpool 2 and The Deadpool cartoon coming out next year.

DP: Um, Holiday vacation! Duh! Now if you need me I'm gonna punch Bill Cipher in the eye!

*Deadpool runs away*

I need to get security for this place!

Anyway of there is a superhero movie from this year I missed, place it in the comments and I will see you next time.

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