So I saw a commercial

For a movie

I looked up from my phone

"My father said before the war the land was free"

*insert nazi flag waving*

For a glimmer of a moment, I thought maybe they were actually making a movie about The Only Thing to Fear aka the book I wanted the movie I already wanted there to a movie of halfway through chapter 1

Buttttt nooooooooooo!!!!

WHYYYY

WHY MUST THE TV GET MY HOPES UP HIGH AND DROP THEM BACK LOWWW

AS WENDY FROM GRAVITY FALLS WOULD SAY,

"DUDE, TV LIED!"