Hello. -WH

Bored, again? -OO

Yep. -WH

Well, why are you texting me? -OO

To stop me being bored. -WH

Well duh, how does texting me help? -OO

You aren't boring. -WH

So I'm your pastime? -OO

Basically. -WH

What other pastimes do you have? -OO

[typing]
[typing]
[typing]

Reading. -WH

Don't lie to me, William. -OO

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"Oh she is good." Sherlock muttered. John shot him a questioning look before realising who Sherlock was talking to. Sherlock explained that she was able to detect lying through the screen. John smirked, he had chosen the 'random' name from the phone book well.
Clara and Sherlock will be perfect for each other. He thought to himself feeling quite smug.

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*gasp* John organised it all!
Wait... I knew that...

Whoopsies!

-JJ⭐️