Zephyra Quinn Virelle Point of View

"World is a big ball of active sperms." Closing my eyes, I said in a serene tone.

The old couple sitting before me smiled and nodded with a "Hmm". And then the next moment, their eyes widened into a narrow ignorant frown with a "Hmm?"

"Only when you live a fulfilling life will you understand my otherworldly words." I gave a very philosophical vibe to them to improve the mood around.

I looked at the old couple who are in their early seventies with the help of light emitting from the crystal psychic ball before me. The whole room is dark with dim candles hung here and there giving the whole room a seer-ish atmosphere.

The crystal ball on the table before me is the second and the last brightest thing in the room.

Obviously, the first is... shyly myself!

"That's right, Madam. We normal humans cannot truly understand the oracles of world." The old woman said with an eager smile.

"Umm... stop, calling me 'madam' makes me sound old. Just call me Miss or fairy. Miss Fairy is even better."

The old couple looked at each other and then together looked at me with reverence. "Miss Fairy is quite apt. We shall address you as such then. Miss Fairy, a relative of mine suggested us to visit you to find solutions for our problems." The old man, whose name I just remembered as Mr. Grant whispered humbly.

"That's right. She is your frequent customer, Mrs. Shaw. She is my husband's granny's cousin's daughter's husband's sister's goddaughter's aunt's cousin-in-law." Old Mrs. Grant produced a verbal family tree – family trees eloquently and I seriously wonder how she remembered all the relationships in order.

Mrs and Mr. Grant introduced themselves only ten minutes ago and I could only grovel to recall his name for five minutes before I could finally remember it.

Seems like the brain of both the oldies is goldies!

What a memory power! I'm so envious!

Why didn't God give me such storage capacity? He made me a bit on a shorter side but should he also shorten my storage capacity?

Truly biased!

"Ah Mrs. Shaw! I remember her." Lies, I don't remember this person at all. Although I have several customers visiting me every day, even is someone visit me every day for a month, I would not be able to clearly remember them.

They need to show their faces for at least one month and ten days for every day to take a place in my mind.

I wonder if these two old Grants' have any ideas of donating their brains after they kick the bucket.

"Since it's Mrs. –" Uh, what was the name again? Shaw! Yes Shaw; "Since it is Mrs. Shaw's relatives, I have to give you a discount. You can get a fifteen percent discount on the consultation fees and twenty percent discount on the charms. Now, please tell me, what are seeking help for?"

Thankfully, I don't have a too bad memory!

Mrs. Grant, who is smiling like an almost withering flower, now suddenly started cry loudly like a siren auditioning for crybaby granny role.

I smiled away the discomfort in my ears and told myself that this is all money and I cannot scare them away just for being loud.

"Miss Fairy, my grandson... my grandson..." She started hiccupping wildly from crying so I offered her a box of paper napkins and a glass of water.

"I'm sorry to hear that. I know it's hard for the old to send off the young first. I understand your pain. I understand your tragedy." Sympathetically, with a sad sigh, I leaned over the table to pat her hand in comfort.

But before my hand could touch hers, she jumped up from her seat like a shooting star and looked at me in horror.

"What? Will my grandson die? Will he die early?" Huh? Isn't he already dead?

Isn't it why she is crying oceans here?

Yiyaa! Did I kill a living person?

"No, but he should be a little careful these few days to avoid small minor accidents. Nothing life-threatening though!" Phew! Saved the day, I guess.

"Thank you, Miss Fairy, I'll note it down. My grandson is married for a year now but my granddaughter-in-law is not pregnant yet. The doctors said both of them are healthy, however, we did not hear good news yet. His parents and we are quite worried about the issue. I request Miss Fairy to take pity on us and give us the solution."

Grandson is married for a year but unable to knock-up his wife so grandma is crying oceans as if he already entered into another sperm-race after his military training in netherworld.

Haye! What a dramatic couple!

I heard them carefully and put my hands on the magic crystal ball, closed my eyes and performed incantation that is used for such issues.

After studying everything and understanding the problem, I opened my eyes and gave the old couple a soft divinely glance. "There is indeed no problem with the young couple medically. However, the couple is currently running down on good luck. It's just a temporary issue which will only last for about a year more. After that, they will conceive a beautiful and strong baby."

The old couple registered everything I said in their minds and nodded carefully. I waited patiently which hiding the eagerness and enthusiasm, rolling and folding it inside me so as to not show any abnormalities.

Come on, I'm waiting for your next statement. Come on, say it!

"I see. In that case, Miss Fairy, is there anything to help them balance their bad luck?" An there it is!

Of course, there is!

"The bad luck is not a severe one, Mrs. Grant. It is just a temporary one and has no big effect on the young couple whatsoever." Human nature is that they always seek for utmost comfort.

Come on, ask for a solution nonetheless. I have the charms ready!

"I would still like for the young couple to curb their bad luck and get good results." Mrs. Grant insisted, just as I expected.

I sighed and nodded slowly but the excitement inside me is ready to leak out. My bladder is almost full, Gosh!

"Alright then." I opened the drawer and took out a small wooden token with a small hole on the top of it to put in a string if needed.

I pushed towards the old Grants on the table and said with confidence. "Let Mr. Junior Grant carry this with him all the time. You can also string a tread or something to wear it around neck or on the wrist as a bracelet. This will help reduce the effects of bad luck for the couple and will soon announce good news."

Mr. Grant took the wooden charm and quickly but careful put it in his pocket. He then looked up at me and was hesitant for a minute before he said, "Miss Fairy, can my wife and I get a charm for good health and peace as well."

Ah, double profit. Of course, you can!

I opened another drawer and pulled out two small crystal beads and handed them each. "String this bead and wear it. You be happy individually and together. You will be peaceful separately and together; however your heart craves for."

They eagerly took the beads and pocketed it carefully. After saying a little more, praising me a little more, they paid the consultation fees and cost of the charms before leaving with bright withering flower smiles.

Another five thousand in pocket. Finally, I am rich with fifty thousand in my bank account.

I'm filthy rich now! Yohoo!

I danced my way out of the consultation room to my house which is behind the consultation room. My house is just like those storefront building where I have a store, which is my consultation room in the front and my house right behind it.

I immediately, without wasting anytime, danced into bathroom, washed up, changed clothes and danced out of the house to the nearby flee market.

My best friends, Oreo and Via, are already flooding me with messages, waiting for me there for over an hour now. Due to client - old Grants, I was delayed to open a stall in the flea market.

However, my best friends are best friends in the world. They are the friends who are best even in the top list of best friends in the world. They reserved a place for me beforehand right beside their stalls so all I have to do is open my stall and sell my charms for the fated ones.

Today, I have to sell as many charms as I can and earn at least five more thousand.

I somehow have a feeling that I will meet the fated one who will need me and my charms like a straw in green coconut.

The moment I entered the flea market, I could sense the presence of that one fated person whose solution lies on me, who would depend on my charms –

And who would make me rich and famous!

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