Hello everyone! Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I've been pretty busy! Anyways thanks for the preference idea iluvpatrick :)

WARNING: Some of these may be slightly sexual. Don't read if you don't like or aren't supposed to!

Thank you everyone! Please comment/vote! Xx

Stefan:

You: Hey I don't feel like going out tonight maybe stay in and watch a movie? I just got Jurassic World? xx

Stefan: Sure Y/N, I'm on my way to the shop now. What movie snacks would you like? Xx

You: Doritos please xx

Stefan: Sure what type of Doritos do you want? Xx

You: Doritos sprinkled with people xx

Stefan: Ummmm... Is there something you're not telling me? Xx

You: Pepper! Oh my god I meant Pepper! Xx

Stefan: Aha okay xx

Kol:

You: Hey babe, I just found some gummy bears in a bowl of vodka on the counter? Xx

Kol: Darling don't touch them they're masturbating xx

You: Should I even answer that? Xx

Kol: Oops darling, marinating I meant marinating xx

You: -.- Why are you making vodka bears? Xx

Kol: SURPRISE! Happy birthday darling! I'll be home in ten minutes to give you your birthday present ;) the party does not start until I walk in xx

Jeremy:

Jeremy: Hey babe, I have chicken vaginas for dinner xx

Jeremy: Oh good god! Shit! I meant fajitas. Don't read this message please. IGNORE THE MESSAGE ABOVE. c u soon xx

Tyler:

Tyler: I'm hungry, get me some food please? Xx

You: Czech the fridge :) xx

Tyler: Really? -.-

You: I don't see you Russian to the kitchen babe xx

Tyler: I'll just eat the sandwich on the table from yesterday...

You: There's Norway you can eat that xx I'll get you some Turkey in a sandwich xx

Tyler: I couldn't eat the sandwich anyway there's a layer of Greece on it... ;)

You: You just took that too far :p xx

Alaric:

You: I love you, goodnight xx

Alaric: Sure you don't want to come round mine tonight? I live in a casket xx

Alaric: *castle, I live in a castle I promise xx

Alaric: Y/N?

You: Sorry I was just looking for my black dress...

Alaric: Real funny -.-

Klaus:

You: What are your plans for tonight? Xx

Klaus: Nothing, apart from seeing you dead xx

You: Should I start running now?

Klaus: Dear! I meant dear, I'm so sorry love xx I love you xx

You: I'm laughing so hard right now! Xx I love you too xx

Enzo:

You: Hey I'm lonely, wanna bang? X

Enzo: Sure gorgeous. You may wish to reread that text message because in two minutes I'm going to be at your door ;)

You: OMG! SHIT! You're a crazy psychotic vampire, Caroline told me not to go near you!

Enzo: Then why do you have my number on your phone?

You: I don't know...

Enzo: You know I am a sexy crazy psychotic vampire who's feeling lonely too...

You: You have two minutes.

Enzo: Invite me in Gorgeous ;)

Matt:

Matt: I'm so sorry Y/N, she pinned me to the wall xx

You: Actions speak louder than wombats.

You: Aha that was hilarious! But I'm still mad at you.

Matt: I've been a wombat I'm so sorry xx I love you xx

You: Perhaps if you found your way here and killed the spider trapping me in the kitchen I could forgive you...

Damon:

You: What sandwich do you want? Do you fancy ham or BJ? Xx

Damon: Definitely BJ xx

You: Okay, I'll be around yours in ten mins xx

You: Wait... What do you think I mean by BJ?

Damon: Babe, does it really matter? Xx

You: I meant BLT Damon.

Damon: Damn and I was so looking forward to some Ben and Jerries ice cream xx

You: -.- we both know you were looking forward to something else xx

Damon: Perhaps you get BJ and then I get BJ?

You: Ugh

Damon: I'll take that as a maybes :) xx

You: Go shove your :) where the sun don't shine xx

Damon: You're obviously not that angry if you're putting kisses xx

You: I want some Ben and Jerries when I get there.

Damon: I've hidden it.

You: I'll just finger myself then!

You: *find! Good god

Damon: I could help you...

You: OMFG I give up...