I forgot Kai and Alaric on the last one but I have updated it so they're both here now, nobody panic! Anyways on with the show... Thank you so much for reading!

Kai: (See he's here this time)
Your phone rang next to the keyboard. You were working nights and knew that the Mystic Falls men had gone out on a stag night with Damon, the groom... It spelt bad news for sure but you hoped that no one would die or get hurt. Especially since Kai was going...
An unknown contact. Oh no...
"Hey -"
"Ahhhrghghhjjjjjjjhjhhhhjjjh!" A chorus of male voices rang through the phone. Oh dear...
"Y/N, will you go out on a date with me?" The voice slurred into the phone. You knew that tone, but who was it?
"Ummm," you laughed. "Let me guess truth or dare?"
"Maybe..." They hiccuped before continuing "but please say yes or I'll have to ask you another question until you say yes." Kai. It was The Crazy Kai Parker.
"Aha, you went on a mass killing spree and hurt my friends, why would I say yes?" You snapped. "I'm going to hang up now."
"No!" Another hiccup. "I mean wait, please."
You sighed. "Well, seen as though you said please..."
"Question two," someone echoed on the other side.
"Will you- God I can't say that, she hates me I can't ask her for a one night stand and I'm pretty sure that's not how that works..."
You laughed before answering "I'll discuss this later when you're sober Kai."
"Later?" He echoed.
"Yes, on your date, goodnight." You hung up, why you said yes you didn't know. Oh, it was because you felt sorry for him and besides, what other questions would come after the last one? You didn't want to know...

Matt:
"Hey babe!" Matt was drunk, that much was obvious.
"Hello Matt, it's 3AM." Despite being rudely awakened, Matt was always funny when he was drunk.
"I just wanted to tell you I love you, I love you lots and lots and lots-"
"And lots?" You finished for him.
"Yeah, it's like you're tele-whatsit, you know?" Matt rambled.
"Yeah, I know, night, well morning Matt," you sighed.
Matt laughed. "Aha yeah, good morning but it's actually night, no wait it's morning but it's actually good night.."
"Matt? Shhh, I'm going to hang up now and sleep, you be safe, okay." You held the phone away from your ear.
"But I'm not having sex with anyone so I don't need to be safe. I only have eyes for you," Matt slurred.
"I didn't mean that Matty, I meant look when you're-" You rolled your eyes. "Just stay where you are and I'll come and get you." Time to get ready...
***
Matt stood stock still in the middle of the dance floor. Wow, he'd taken what you'd said literally.
"Y/N!" Matt waved.
"Come on," you laughed, taking his hand. He followed after you, dancing to the loud beat of the song.
"You know partying isn't as much fun when you're not with me." Matt shook his head, pouting.
"Don't worry, by the looks of things you won't remember much anyway." You helped Matt get into the car, making sure he didn't bump his head.

Alaric: (So is he!)
You giggled across the bar, catching his blue eyes. "Hello?" You asked.
Alaric put the phone to his ear, gripping his beer glass in the other hand. "Who's this?"
"Jeez, I don't know," you laughed, winking at him.
"I don't know either, but listen, there's this really hot woman staring at me right now, I think she thinks I'm talking to her on the phone..." Alaric glanced around the bar before looking back at you.
"There's a gorgeous blue eyed dude staring at me too, with a silly grin on his face, know him?" You smirked.
"Nope, no idea who he is." Alaric winked at you.
"Well, I think you should try and talk to the woman," you purred.
"Hmmm..." His chair scrapped backwards before he staggered towards you. "Y/N, I don't believe I know your name."
Matt stopped cleaning a glass then, laughing.
"I'm Y/N, Alaric I don't believe I know your name ?" You ran a hand up his chest.
"I couldn't tell you otherwise you'd have no reason to chase me." Alaric stepped away from you before running out of the bar.
You kicked off your heels. "I need to know your name, Alaric!" You drunkenly called after him. The wondrous effects of alcohol...

Klaus:
It was Christmas Eve and Klaus wasn't home yet... He had just gone to Mystic Grill for one drink and to sort out some 'business'. You were starting to think it had turned into more.
Your phone interrupted the muppet's Christmas carol.
"I SantaKlaus, wish you a happy Christmas and an excellent year my princess." His voice was heavy and by the cheers around him, Klaus was in a bar.
"Nik, you're supposed to be at home it's Christmas Eve," you whispered, trying to hold back the tears.
"Oh shite, I'm so sorry love." A sound of glass smashing was muffled before you heard "I am taking your car and I am going to see my love before Christmas begins, you will not remember this."
The sound of a car engine filled the phone before tire squeals. You put the phone on loud speaker and set it on the side.
"Love, I'm outside now and I'm coming in..." A car door slammed outside the house before a knock on the door sounded. The clock struck midnight. It was officially Christmas.
"Ho, Ho, Ho! I may have no reindeer and no presents but it is I, SantaKlaus!"
"Oh dear..." You laughed, opening the door.

Enzo:
"..." All that you could hear was breathing, slow, steady breathing.
"Look whoever it is that decided sleeping was not a major priority of mine is going to pay for walking me up." You looked to the alarm clock. 1AM.
"I love you, gorgeous. The way you bite your little human lip when you draw in your arty book and the how you huff your pretty hair out of your eyes when it gets in them and the way that gorgeous mouth of yours spills profanities whenever you see me-"
"Enzo, seriously shut up." The crazy psycho English vamp was drunk and you needed to stop the tirade of complements.
"And how you try to deny that you like me, it's cute." He even sounds surprised by his latest comment.
"Enzo?"
"Yes, gorgeous." He slurred.
"I really don't love you right now, you woke me up and you're crazy and homicidal and evil."
Enzo sighed before a sound of deep gulping followed. "I have all morning to convince you."
You set your head on the pillow. "No, no you don't, goodnight or morning." You hung up on him, tossing your phone to the side.
Seconds later rocks hit your window. "Rapunzel, Cinderella or bloody Belle, I don't know, you might be White Snow, let down your hair and rescue your handsome prince because you care!" Enzo. He was reciting some of the strangest poetry in you'd heard but you knew he wasn't going away.
You opened the window. "Dear prince down there, I think you forget that I do not care, now go be gone before you get caught out in the sun."
Enzo chuckled before glancing up at you. "Fair maiden I'd burn all day in the sun's light, if it meant I might but catch a single sight."
"No you shall not see me for I am tired and require sleep, and so I shall go and fall into a slumber deep." You shut your window and collapsed into bed. The rocks didn't stop hitting your window but hopefully he would get bored...

The other characters will be in a part 2 I haven't had time to write them yet but I had to get something up on update day xx I'm sorry guys I hope you enjoyed these ones xx