Sunday 4:58 am.

The second exit.

Magnus sent an image!

Magnus: what the fuck is this

Aay: ???

Aay: OH

Aay: THAT'S THE STATUE ME AND THE EXIT GANG MADE 4 THE PARK!!!!

Magnus: you call that a statue?

Aay: yea?? what else would u call it???

Magnus: nightmare fuel

Aay: RUDE!!!

Aay: ill have u know i put my heart and soul into that

Magnus: when?

Aay: all day yesterday after we left the garden center!!! didnt u notice i wasnt talking much here?? :((

Magnus: I noticed, I just assumed it was because you were resting your hand?

Aay: lol no

Aay: WE'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR WEEKS

Aay: an injured hand was not gonna stop me

Magnus: this was PLANNED?

Magnus: full offense but this looks like something even a toddler could make better than you all did

Aay: mean too me :(((

Magnus: what is it even supposed to be?

Aay: bigfoot?? can't you tell???

Magnus: no I couldn't

Magnus: how would anyone even realise that without you telling them?

Magnus: it's the furthest thing from obvious

Aay: art doesn't need to be obvious for it to be art

Magnus: that would almost sound poetic were it not about a statue of fucking bigfoot made of shit that looks like it was stolen from a scrapyard

Aay: !!!!! MEAN TO HIM!!!!!!!

Aay: u take that back our bigfoot is beautiful

Magnus: no

Aay: 😡😡😡

Aay: im not talking to u now

Magnus: okay

Aay: im srs

Magnus: okay

Aay: 😡😡

Sunday 9:04 am.

Riot: wtaf is that oml????

Riot: literally jst woke up

Riot: why is THIS what I see

Riot: Aay wtf

Aay: do u not liek it either :(

Riot: no, no I do not

Aay: 😢

Sunday 12:22 pm

Kurin: good morning

Kurin: I'm going to have nightmares tonight

Kurin: Aay why did you guys decide to make that???

Aay: so we were watching judymoody and the not bummer summer and stinks bigfoot is the best frfr so we decided to recreate it irl

Aay: do u like it kurin,,,

Kurin: I'd feel bad if I said no

Kurin: I....

Kurin: I like it's unibrow made of a rotten banana, it's very stylish

Aay: u do,,,,, 🥹

Kurin: ..yes...?

Aay: YIPPEEEEEEEEE

Riot: Kurin ur too kind to him

Riot: everyone's creeped out by it and for good reason too????

Aay: the pic was just taken in bad lighting trust

Aay: i passed photography class i would know

Aay: turn on the TV there's a better pic

Riot: THE FUCK RO YOU MESN TURN ON THE TV AAY

Riot: WHY WOULD THERE BE A PIC ON THE TV

Aay: :3

Magnus: it's on the news

Kurin: holy shit Lia's mom is covering this?????

Kurin: wild

Riot: ok I'm turning this shit on I have to see this

Riot: oh god

Magnus: why did they sign it?

Kurin: why did you oh ok Magnus beat me to it

Riot: this is fr insane

Riot: WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE JUST SAY

Kurin: hi Aay......

Kurin: the exit on live tv what'll they do

Magnus: something stupid

Kurin: OH

Kurin: OH SHIT

Riot: I mean tbh I've always wanted a shout out on live tv but not like this???

Kurin: my mom just messaged me about Aay being on tv I'm ending it

Magnus: Emily just came into the room and recognized Aay as mine and Riot's friend

Riot: nooooooooooooooooo

Kurin: do you think if I moved to another country and changed my name to Liam I wouldn't ever be recognized

Riot: why Liam

Kurin: .........

Riot: oh nvm it's from that fucking book you're obsessed with isn't it

Kurin: ...

Riot: npc ass dialogue

Kurin: HEY

Kurin: FUCK YOU

Magnus: stop arguing and pay attention to the news

Kurin: dw I'm still paying attention

Riot: so am I

Kurin: Aay stop talking about your art GCSE

Riot: ???? raising money??? what is Dee talking about

Riot: like where did that come from

Kurin: what are they PLANNING

Kurin: why are they so SECRETIVE. raising money for WHAT

Riot: do you think he'll tell us if we ask jst not on the news orrrr

Magnus: sometimes I question how Aay is employed

Kurin: tbh same.....

Magnus: Aay is no longer my friend

Riot: implying u were friends before???

Magnus: no

Kurin: wait

Riot: ??

Kurin added Trey to the group!

Riot: hello????

Kurin: suffering?

Trey: A ridiculous amount, yes.

Kurin: did you fucking know about this?

Trey: No, I did not and now it is going to be the bane of my existence forever.

Trey: Why the fuck did he do this?

Kurin: apparently to prove his art GCSE means something

Trey: It literally doesn't though, he barely scraped a four.

Riot: OOGGHHHH DAMN

Riot: clocked his tea

Kurin: who tf even says that anymore

Magnus: what the fuck does that even mean

Riot: fuck u both

Trey: The phrase is quite outdated.

Riot: gtfo

Riot kicked Trey from the group!

Kurin: oh

Kurin: lol

Magnus: I thought there was no escape

Riot: yeah for u guys, Trey can go

Kurin: Aay's still yapping

Riot: he's talking a lot but he's saying ✨nothing✨

Magnus: ..true

Kurin: seriously though what are they raising money for

Magnus: their next horrifying project?

Riot: eww I hope not

Riot: what would the next one even be???

Kurin: uhhhhh

Kurin: zombie pea

Riot: I forget you're a barbie fan sometimes

Riot: pls don't start singing

Riot: KURIN DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE

Kurin: As 👁️ you 🫵 try ‼️ to ➡️ fall 🍂 asleep 😴
Deep 🕳️ into 👀 your ↙️ room 🛌 we'll 🤪 creep 🥷
Eating 👄 brains 🧠 is 💥 what ⁉️ we'll ☝️ do 😳
To 💪 girls 💁‍♀️ with 💔 princess 👸 claims 😮 untrue 🙅‍♀️

Zombie 🧟‍♀️ peas 🫛 have 🤭 just 💥 one 👆 need 💚
We 💂‍♀️ can't ❌ be 🐝 stopped 🛑 until 🕜 we ‼️ feed 😋
Though 🤔 we 👥 do 🫦 not 🙄 move 🚶‍♀️ like 🥸 lightning ⚡
Bet 💸 you 🫵 find 👁️ us 👬 pretty 😘 frightening 😱

We 😚 are 💥 stylin' ✨ zombie 🧟‍♀️ peas 🫛
We 🫰 like ❤️ to 2️⃣ tap 💃 we 😉 aim 🏹to 💪 please 🕺
We 👅 will 😤 sing 🎵 until ⏩ we 😔 sneeze 🤧
We 🌝 are 💦 stylin' 💅 zombie 🧟‍♀️ peas 🫛
Peas ✌️ out 🚪

Kurin: fuck you

Riot: no fuck YOU

Magnus: there's an eventual location for the statue apparently and that's the reason they're raising money although they're not saying what that location will be

Riot: oh damn fr??

Riot: ngl I missed that thx for the info Magnusss

Kurin: yeah I was distracted singing along to zombie peas

Magnus: you're both idiots

Riot: RUDEEEEEEEEEE

Kurin: well she is, not me

Riot: I hate u both fr

Magnus: okay

Magnus: oh it's finally over

Aay: HIIIIIIIIII I THINK JM FAMOUS NOW

Riot: famously stupid

Riot: what are you raising money for?

Kurin: what she said

Magnus: yeah

Aay: secret

Aay: but like ill tell u soon gotta get the details right w the gang

Aay: dee is like in charge lol cant say anything until she gives the word

Magnus: is whatever you're planning stupid though?

Aay: im never stupid :(

Riot: so yes. yes it is

Aay: that's so meannnnnnn

Kurin: Aay whatever you're planning won't get any of you in trouble right??

Aay: dw its sooo legal even ur mom would approve

Kurin: well that settles that then

Riot: bro since when was ur mom a law abiding citizen???

Kurin: since aaanimus stopped doing shady stuff

Riot: okay fair

Aay: LOL aanimus was wilding at points though

Magnus: Kurin how is your new cactus

Kurin: ??? Vanessa???

Riot: holy subject change oml

Magnus: are there any other new cacti I should know about?

Kurin: well . no

Magnus: so how is it?

Kurin: she is fine, settling in well amongst the others

Riot: aired. damn.

Aay: waitwait important question did u name vanessa after p&f vanessa????????

Kurin: sort of

Kurin: it was half because of her but also half because of the oouil character

Riot: wait since when did you watch P&F you told me you didn't watch it as a kid?????

Kurin: I didn't

Kurin: Aay gave me access to his Disney+ account so I've been watching it on there

Riot: oooooohhh I see

Aay sent a picture!

Riot: a PLATYPUS 😱💥‼️💥🧡☕

Kurin: a PLATYPUS?????

Riot: oopsies didn't mean to put those last two emojis lol

Aay sent a picture!

Kurin: PERRY THE PLATYPUS??!?!?!?!???!

Riot: 😱😱😱 PERRY 🤠 THE ‼️ PLATYPUS 🥚💥💥💥‼️ ‼️

Magnus: I didn't understand any of that

Kurin: watch P&F

Magnus: no

Kurin: damn

Kurin: expected that tbh

Aay: :(

Aay: u can use my disnep+ account mag

Riot: can u not????

Riot: stop spelling it "disnep" it's disney you fucking doorknob

Kurin: he's always done this, it's not going to change now

Aay: if they want me to spell it right the logo should make it obvious how its spelled

Riot: ffs

Riot: you know what. I need blackmail on Aay he's pissing me off rn

Aay: MEAN TO ME!!!!!!

Kurin: like what?

Riot: idfk

Magnus: you already know he eats cactuses what more do you want

Riot: idk has he killed a man???

Kurin: he ate one of my cacti once

Riot: I meant like an actual living person

Kurin: MY CACTI ARE ACTUAL LIVING PEOPLE TO ME

Kurin: eating one is evil

Kurin: it's a crime against humanity and against nature

Kurin: and he's fully aware if he ever tries it again then his inevitable death will come a lot faster than the fates intended

Kurin: I will show no mercy on those who commit such vile crimes towards those I hold dear

Kurin: I will personally bring him to justice and open the doorway to hell for him

Kurin: simply to make sure he will never crawl back out again

Kurin: even then, eternal torment is hardly a good enough punishment. no punishment will ever be enough to attone for his sins

Riot: jfc are you like?? done????

Riot: fucking hell you're overdramatic

Kurin: I'm serious

Aay: R U SRILL MAD AVT THAG?????

Aay: KURIN IT HAS VEEN 4 YEARS

Aay: FOUR YEARS

Riot: jfc Kurin you're pathetic

Riot: but also Aay why the fuck did you eat one of Kurin's cacti

Riot: like we all know they're an overdramatic bitch about this shit why would you even try

Aay: i didnt mean to end its life

Kurin: you MURDERED THEM

Magnus: okay I'm not interested in Kurin's cacti

Magnus: bye

Riot: ????? you're literally??? the one who asked??????

Riot: aaaanndddd he's gone already wtvr

Kurin: fine then we shall speak no more on this matter

Aay: 😭

Aay: vro,, okay,,

Aay: im gonna go be famous again

Aay: ill be in the park all day signing autographs 😋✨

Riot: so.. avoid the park at all costs

Kurin: yep

Aay: :(