Friday 1:23 pm.

The second exit.

Kurin: it's been quiet here, which is almost concerning after how yesterday's conversation here ended

Magnus: oh I thought this place had died already

Riot: LOL as if!!

Riot: probably quiet bc Aay's in the hospital

Kurin: oh my gods

Kurin: no

Kurin: don't tell me he actually

Aay: broke arm

Kurin: .

Magnus: how can you type then?

Aay: nose

Magnus: what the fuck.

Kurin: oh my fucking gods

Kurin: I'd have been better off making friends with the fucking ab than you all

Riot: you literally did though, didn't you??

Kurin: no comment

Magnus: why are we talking about the AB?

Kurin: we're not anymore

Kurin: Aay, how the fuck did you break your arm?

Aay: bike

Aay: fell

Aay: ditch

Kurin: on purpose?

Aay: idk

Magnus: so remind me again, how are you this stupid?

Aay: idk

Kurin added Trey to the group!

Kurin: why is your brother so stupid

Trey: No one knows. At least it's obvious who got all the smart genes though.

Kurin: thanks for your input

Kurin removed Trey from the group!

Riot: oh

Magnus: alright then.

Riot: hm so what now?

Magnus: we all let this group chat die

Riot: not gonna happen

Riot: Kurin have you got anymore facts?

Kurin: yeah.

Kurin: fun fact. Aay is a fucking idiot

Magnus: I think everyone already knew that

Kurin: but did you know he ate a bar of soap once?

Magnus: he fucking what?

Riot: wait what the fuck did he really????

Kurin: yes

Aay:👍

Riot: ewwww why??!

Kurin: Trey tricked him into doing it

Aay: stop bullying me sand send

Aay: I'm using voice type now

Aay: weirdest thing you've ever eaten go

Kurin: leaves

Kurin: it was for a dare

Magnus: a bug ig

Riot: please say that was by accident

Magnus: why would I have eaten a bug on purpose..?

Riot: idk for survival?

Magnus: ... Riot if I needed to eat back then I would've stolen. not eat bugs.

Riot: thank fuck

Riot: well I ate snails once

Kurin: what

Magnus: you ate snails yet you were weirded out by me eating a bug once...?

Riot: I have an explanation for this! you didn't even specify what type of bug you ate!!

Magnus: oh a fly

Riot: riiigghttt well ok y'know how snails are like a common food in France well I went to a French restaurant right and because I didn't understand the menu and didn't wanna ask what anything meant I accidentally ordered snails

Riot: I ate like two before pretending I wasn't hungry so I could leave the rest

Kurin: ooookay that was a lot less weird than I thought it'd be...

Magnus: yeah that actually makes sense

Aay: yep but how did Magnum accidentally fly eat a fly Not fly How did he eat a fly eat

Magnus: ... what did you just call me?

Aay: voice type sorry

Magnus: oh

Magnus: I was talking to my sister and it kind of just flew in my mouth and I didn't know what to do so I just swallowed it on impulse

Magnus: Emily was torn between laughing and being conserned

Kurin: I would've laughed

Riot: same tbh

Riot: anyway though, Aay what's the weirdest thing you've eaten??? I seriously doubt it was soap

Aay: No comment

Kurin: okay I'll just ask Trey and then pass on what he said to everyone else

Aay: Don't please

Kurin: just texted him

Aay: f***

Friday 3:03 pm.

Aay: hey so it turns out my arm isn't broken

Kurin: wtf then why did you say it was??

Aay: I thought a sprained wrist and a broken arm were the same??

Aay: also like I legit broke my pinkie finger

Magnus: why do any of us talk to you?

Riot: well mostly because watching him do stupid shit is funny

Aay: >:{

Kurin: I want to say I cannot believe this but I can

Riot: this is jst classic Aay

Magnus: Aay I don't think you're supposed to type with a sprained wrist

Riot: he's prbly still using voice type

Kurin: not for that emoji??

Riot: oh yeah

Magnus: and the punctuation, voice type doesn't do that

Aay: its fine! it won't hurt me im built different

Kurin: no. no you are not

Aay: ong i am im the skibidi sigma alpha

Riot: you know what? suddenly I don't care if you hurt yourself by typing when your wrist should be resting

Kurin: yeah fuck this, I'm gonna go skateboarding

Aay: :(((

Friday 4:49 pm.

Riot: HAHAHAHAHA

Riot: CAUGHT IN 4 FUCKING K

Kurin: I hate you I hate you I hate you

Magnus: what now?

Riot: oh you know :)

Magnus: I really have no clue

Aay: wait whatsup

Kurin: Riot is being annoying, goodbye

Riot: HEY AT LEAST I DIDN'T TELL THEM

Kurin: THE ONE GOOD THING YOUVE EVER DONE

Riot: asshole

Aay: what happened?????

Riot: lololol should I tell themmm???

Kurin: you know what? go ahead

Kurin: everyone in pinpoint park already saw, what's two more people

Riot: lol yeah + a bunch of ppl on the internet too bc I bet someone posted a video somewhere

Kurin: you did NOT

Riot: I'M NOT THAT EVIL????

Riot: I mean okay I would've loved to record a video to save as blackmail but I kinda didn't have time and I'm slightly mad abt that

Kurin: hhhhhhh

Magnus: question

Magnus: what the hell is going on?

Riot: so I was jst walking through pinpoint park and I see Kurin skateboarding through??

Riot: kinda considering saying hi but then I see them fall forward off their skateboard into this huge bush 💀

Riot: then they just stood up calmly and casually....

Riot: then they started cursing like crazy LOL like it was quiet but but it got louder

Riot: also half the bush was stuck to their hair and cardigan lollll

Riot: it was so fucking funny

Kurin: it wasn't that funny

Magnus: right

Magnus: so I don't care anymore

Magnus: Kurin being bad at skateboarding isn't interesting at all

Kurin: fuck you, I am a great skateboarder, there was just a massive rock in the way

Magnus: sure whatever you say.

Magnus: changing the topic.

Magnus: if you found out you only had one day left to live what would you do?

Aay: are you asking for advice or is this hypothetical

Magnus: what do you fucking think?

Kurin: this is obviously hypothetical but.. since when did you ask hypothetical questions??

Magnus: since I got bored of this stupid conservation and decided to change the subject

Riot: damn lol

Aay: idk. I'd do smthin illegal prolly

Kurin: lame

Kurin: I'd text ten people and say if you don't forward it to ten other people then I would die tomorrow

Riot: holy fuck that's good

Aay: can I change my answer

Magnus: no. Kurin wins

Aay: fuck

Kurin: as the winner I am dragging you all to the garden centre tomorrow to help me find a new cactus

Riot: can't I'm busy

Kurin: ok well you'd be a pain anyway so I'm fine with that

Riot: ✨🖕fuck you🖕✨

Magnus: is it too late to say Aay can change his answer?

Kurin: It is absolutely too late.

Magnus: fuck