Disclaimer

I do not know Mr Leto, have never met him, never will. I respect him greatly and it is not my intention to hurt his feelings with this story.

This story is a mere figment of my mind, totally made up and not in the slightest resembling reality, I assure you.

Because I have never met Mr Leto, I have taken outrageous liberties in portraying him.

Please don't sue me. I'm still broke.

Now let's delve into that guttermind of mine, shall we? :)

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