AFTER SIX-THOUSAND YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP, nothing could prepare Aziraphale and Crowley for something like this -- certainly not a random child being left in their care.

They could have sent the abandoned infant away, contacted the police and allowed her to go to a good home, but eternal life can be quite lonely, and within a few months, the angel and demon had become attached to this strange, little human.

Maren Crowley-Fell is raised without either side knowing she exists. After all, they're too focused on the upcoming apocalypse and eventual war between Heaven and Hell. Of course, the proof of co-existence could cause chaos and lead to problems worse than any cosmic battle.

But if Maren is proof of anything -- her existence demonstrates that destiny is not a straight line. Some ineffable fates need a little push.

OR

IN WHICH the adopted daughter of Heaven and Hell's representatives on Earth is the only one who can see the chemistry between them.

MAREN CROWLEY-FELL
emilia jones

AZIRAPHALE
michael sheen

CROWLEY
david tennant

ABBY RYDER FORTSON as YOUNG MAREN CROWLEY-FELL
CORINNA BROWN as LIVVY MARSDEN
INDIA AMARTEIFIO as TORA TRELAWNEY
RUBY STOKES as EMILY SANGSTER
JOE LOCKE as CALEB SWEET

NED DENNEHUY as HASTUR
JON HAMM as GABRIEL
ANNA MAXWELL MARTIN/SHELLEY CONN as BEELZEBUB
MIRANDA RICHARDSON as MADAME TRACY/SHAX
MICHAEL MCKEAN as SERGEANT SHADWELL

JACK WHITEHALL as NEWTON PULSIFER 
ADRIA ARJONA as ANATHEMA DEVICE
SAM TAYLOR BUCK as ADAM YOUNG
NINA SOSANYA as SISTER MARY LOQUACIOUS/NINA
MAGGIE SERVICE as MAGGIE

QUELIN SEPULVEDA as MURIEL
GLORIA OBIANYO as URIEL
LIZ CARR as SARAQEL
DOON MACKICHEN as MICHAEL

and the rest of the good omens cast...

***

Hello, my loves.

Let me take you back to 2019 when Good Omens was first released on Amazon Prime. My younger self was currently in Year 10, writing her Doctor Who fanfiction whilst watching this show when a bizarre idea came to mind.

Of course, I started planning a new fic amongst other unused drafts where the Ineffable Husbands basically adopted a kid whose faceclaim was going to be Sophie Skelton.

But then my Amazon Prime trial ended, so I couldn't really do much and I eventually scrapped it.

Fast forward a few years, aka now, this idea returned to me when I was deleting some old drafts. And with my now improved writing skills and inspiration, I decided to give this another go (it happens too often, you'd be surprised).

Since the new trailer for Good Omens 2 came out today and it's Pride Month, I thought I'd publish it today. I hope you enjoy reading.

- Alice.

EDIT: i do not support neil gaiman. fuck neil gaiman.