A/N: Yes i'm doing this joke

Food

Narrator POV

Y/N was currently in a crisis

In front of him was the Shogun, holding a plate of food she made for him

It can't be that bad? Ok

Y/N: What is that supposed to be?

Food: I don't know myself.......

Raiden: Food, of course

Y/N: The thing just called, what in the fuck do you mean food? No offense dude

Food: None taken.......

Raiden: I worked hard to make this plate, so eat it

Food: Don't, i have a family.......

Raiden: Shush you, food isn't supposed to talk

Somewhere else, a little fairy girl sneezed loudly, and look around

Raiden: Anyway, please eat well

Y/N: What did you used to make this

Raiden: ....... I worked hard

Y/N: THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

Sara: Shogun, the head chief told me there is a lot of table missing all around the castle

Y/N: ......

Raiden: .......

Food: Dang, even i am shocked to learn that.......

Y/N: And you added a Vision in it

Raiden: N-No i didn't.......

Y/N: THEN HOW CAN HE TALK?!

Raiden: W-Well, maybe he is like the food from the fairy tales!

Y/N: FAIRY TALES MY ASS! YOU WANT TO POISON ME!

Raiden: Just shut up and eat that!

Food: Man, my son just got into college, please spare me.......

Y/N: LIKE HELL I'M EATING THAT I WANT TO LIVE!

Y/N started to run away, passing Sara who had an bored look at this, as Raiden chased after Y/N

Raiden: I made that with a lot of effort get back here!

Y/N: WE DON'T HAVE THE SAME DEFINITION OF EFFORT!

Sara: Well, i guess i should follow them and prepare an antidote against the poison.....

Sara followed the two, while Y/N was starting to dodge lightning beam Raiden sent at him

Y/N: THE GOAL IS TO MAKE ME EAT YOUR PLATE, NOT KILL ME!

Raiden: THEN STAY STILL!

Y/N: NEVER!

Y/N slipped, but thanks to his awesome ability to flee, he catched himself, standing on his hands, and he started to run again

And weirdly, he was faster than on his legs

Raiden: How are you so fast?!

Y/N: You're fast girl but you're not fast ENOUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

Y/N then stopped behind a rock, as Raiden was at the other side, her dish ready

Y/N: I'm a feminist, and my safe word is pineapple juice!

Raiden: You are saying weird things because you haven't eaten yet. That is why you should eat my dish!

Y/N: Inazuma closed it's border so the rest of the world is spared from your cooking!

Raiden: You little-!

Y/N then raised his arm in the air, breathing heavily from all the running

Y/N: Be sure about something....... You didn't got me, i got you

He walked at her side, at sat on the ground

Y/N: Stop with the laser, this shit sting like hell

Raiden: You finally gave up, wise choice

She pushed him to the ground, as he landed on his stomach, and pinned him down with her leg

She tied his leg and arm behind him

Y/N: Oooh! Watch your hands Lightning girl, it make you look like you're into weird things

Raiden: Open wide~

Y/N: The way you said it is like a bad P0rn. HOLY SHIT THE SHOGUN IS ABOUT TO FUCK ME!

While Y/N was screaming, Raiden took a spoon and insert it in his mouth, as he eat it quickly

Y/N: Holy shit...... This thing is way better than i thought

Raiden: See?

She let go of him, but Y/N took this chance to bounce by jumping on his stomach, and pass the wall

Y/N: I LIED IT TASTE LIKE DIRT! SAYONARA BITCHES!

Raiden: That man...... Sara!

Sara: Yes my shogun!

Raiden: We're going to catch him! Let's go together!

Sara: Yes!

And they gave chase after Y/N who managed to escape them, even though he was tied and could only bounce

Assembly

Y/N: Why do i have to hold the Tri-commission assembly?

Raiden: Because i forgot i had something planned with Yae. And Sara can't lead the assembly since she is part of one of the commissions

Y/N: Can't you just cancel it?

Raiden: No

Y/N: Why?

Raiden: Yes

Y/N: Ok, so there is the commissions leaded by the Kujou Clan, The Hiiragi Clan, and the Kamisato clan, right?

Raiden: That is right

Y/N: Ok and what am i supposed to do there?

Raiden: The leaders will talk together, and you will only say what you think of their idea

Y/N: Seems....... easy enough

Raiden: I thought of that at first too, you see why i changed my mind

Y/N: .......Ok

Raiden: Now, i am going. Remember to take care while i'm away, ok? If the assembly is a success, i will cook for you

Y/N: Time to make it fail

Raiden giggled, before she kissed his cheek, and walk away

When she get to Yae's position, she blushed madly, and hold her face

Raiden: WHY DID I DO THAT?! OH MY ARCHON I'M SO DUMB!

Yae: Now now, don't try to throw a tantrum and now we can start that love advice assembly

Raiden nodded, before they head inside a building, and started the meeting

With Y/N........

Y/N: Why in the fuck am i here.........

Y/N was around a table, as the 3 Commission leaders were with him, as their follower/bodyguard was behind them

For the Kujou Clan, it was leaded by Kujou Takayuki, as Sara was his bodyguard

Takayuki: It have been over 3 years since we didn't get an assembly, it was when the idea of the Sakoku Decree was born

For the Hiiragi clan, it was leaded by Hiiragi Shinsuke, followed by his daughter Hiiragi Chisato

Shinsuke: Indeed, what memory it was. And how heated the argument was between us

For the Kamisato clan, Kamisato Ayaka and Thoma represented it, as they stayed silent

Y/N: Now, before we begin, you must ask yourself why the Shogun isn't here. She had something important to take care of, and so, she assigned me as the leader of the assembly. But i will not follow her example, and let my soul choose the best outcome

Takayuki: Oh, Y/N! It have been a long time since i didn't see you! How are you? I never thought that you would represent the Shogun one day

Y/N: I am fine, thank you for asking. Destiny leaded me to this posi- Okay fuck that polite act i'm being myself again

Y/N sat rudely in front of everyone, and looked at them

Y/N: What's up? Start the assembly already

Shinsuke: You are supposed to start it........

Y/N: Ready, set, go!

Sara: That idiot.......

Thoma: Heh, what an interesting guys, don't you agree, miss Kamisato?

Ayaka: Yes, indeed

Y/N: Kamisato Clan, what's up?

Ayaka: Well, my idea was-

Y/N: No, i asked how you doing, not your plan

Ayaka: O-Oh, i'm sorry. I am doing quite good, thank you for asking

Y/N: Next, Shinsuke, what's up?

Shinsuke: Well, i'm doing fine, thank you. Can we talk about my idea for the  Sakoku decree

Y/N: Go on

Shinsuke: We should increases the taxes by 20%

Ayaka: Lord Hiiragi, have you forgotten that the civilians are already poor enough, and by that, we can't ask for more money from them? It would kill them for sure

Shinsuke: That is without reason. The rebels are getting stronger and stronger every day, and for that, we need more money for the military forces. Lord Kujou will surely agree with me

Takayuki: Indeed. The rebels are a strong foe and our army cannot handle them with the current weapon. We need to pay for better weapons and armor!

Y/N: What's the current taxes price?

Shinsuke: It is 50.000 Moras per month for the citizen of my region

Y/N: And if it's near the castle of the Shogun?

Ayaka: It goes over 100.000 Moras

Y/N: Holy shit why is it so god damn high?

Takayuki: Being near the castle of the Shogun is an honour, as the house and taxes are way higher

Y/N: No shit i was fucking broke. You fucking stole my money to lose against bigger losers

Takayuki: Fighting isn't that easy you-

Y/N: THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN NOT EASY?! YOU GET MILLIONS PER MONTH YOU CAN'T BEAT REBELS WHO FIGHT WITH STICKS!

Thoma snickered at this, as Ayaka hide her mouth to not show her smile

Shinsuke: Well, how about you go and fight then?

Y/N: How about you two get your dinosaur asses up and go help the army?

Sara was not showing any emotion, as she needed to show a face of seriousness no matter wha-

Sara: *Mind* He is so cool, if there weren't so much people here, i would have take him, right here and right now!

She smiled to herself, a small blush on her face, as Y/N keep roasting the two other commission leaders

Shinsuke: I didn't get here to get insulted by a kid. I am leaving, i will warn the Shogun about yout attitude!

Takayuki: Be ready to have news from me too. Sara, let's go

Sara: Yes! Before i go, Y/N, do you there will be another meeting?

Y/N: No

Sara: It's Friday then, for you to know

Sara leaved with her father, as Y/Nn was left to think

Y/N: It's friday then.... It's time for sunday through

Y/N suddendly got up from his chair, as music appeard from nowhere, as the dance was finally starting

https://youtu.be/1AnG04qnLqI

Ayaka smiled at this, as she and Thoma joined in the dance, while Y/N headed toward the street

The citizen looked at him dancing, with Music coming out of nowhere, as they joined him in his dance

They got into the largest place of the city, as Y/N fist bump the air, as everyone cheered and laughed

Y/N truly was the light of Inazuma, bringing smile to everyone's face, even in the darkest moment

Chapter 4:  Finished

A/N: Next chapter, Y/N will ascend

https://youtu.be/xeU9RkQRVEM