Katniss and Peeta's fights as parents...

Katniss: Well, sorry if all you know is how to bake-
Peeta: You know, I didn't have to throw that bread to you.
Katniss: And I didn't have to save you, either! I could just have left your sorry butt in that cave!
Peeta: Oh, look at me, I'm Katniss, the Girl on Fire; NEWSFLASH, I WAS ON FIRE TOO.
Katniss: Well, at least I never tried to kill you.
Peeta: *cough* Not true *cough*
Children:...um, okay?

THG fandom!