Narrator: AHEM! Ok let's read a little story shall we? Sometime ago...maybe last week, I forgot...

A Book opens to page with a picture of a town.

Narrator: A tiny town sat on an island.

Then the page turns to an illustration of the town being destroyed by an evil shadowy star.

Narrator: And then the town had aids and everyone died

The page then turns to find the illustration covered up by a sticky note reading "Buy some acne cream for ass"

Narrator: I err…let's skip this page...

Then the Page turns to a Power Star floating.

Narrator: Ahh yes…the stars. The all eternal life. The mushroom kingdom thrives on this power source and is the power of all happiness, but there are some idiots…who try to manipulate happiness.

The scene changes to a dark, evil star.

Narrator: And instead a dark soul is created and bringing fear and terror to anyone, but none have ever been seen…

Scene changes back to Power Star

Narrator: The stars…are cool…

The scene then changes to SuperMarioGlitchy4 reading the book with Y/n by his side reading the book in Peach's Castle)

SMG4: Well, that was a load of shit. (Throws book out of window.)

Y/n: Did you have to throw the book out the window. I was enjoying reading that book. What if someone finds it and brings the bad star to live that will destroy the Mushroom Kingdom?

SMG4: *Chuckling* Like that's ever going to happen.

Then we see SuperMarioGlitchy3 outside, singing the Smurfs theme song when he is hit by the book.

SMG3: Godammit! Can't a guy take an evil walk without books being thrown at him! -oh….Oh……what's this? What is this? Cook book? Ohh! Justin Bie- no….honestly! This is the crappiest book i've ever see-

Book opens, SMG3 gasps. Scene then cuts to SMG3 and Bowser at Bowser's Lair.

Bowser: Dude, i think you're over-reacting with this…

SMG3 is still reading the book and gasping by how the book he's reading right now.

Bowser: Man, creating stars? Isn't that like, bad?

SMG3: Yes! No one has seen them! But I'm going to make one! And take over the Mushroom Kingdom with Y/n and Mario by my side!

Bowser: I remember when I tried making an evil star.

Then we see a flashback of Bowser wearing a chef's hat in front of an oven with a power star cooking on the stove.

Bowser: Bwhaha! Imma make the evilist star in the world! Hmm…not hot enough we need more!

Bowser then breathes fire on the star to cook it faster, when suddenly...

Power Star: AHHH JESUS CHRIST! OH FUCK!

The Power Star turns into a burger. Mario and Y/n pops up with their chef's hats on.

Mario: Bullshit!

Y/n: Disgusting!

Flashback Ends

Bowser: And that's why I never cook with Mario and Y/m.

SMG3 didn't even listen to what Bowser was talking about as he is currently watching a Star sealed inside an electric orb next to a machine.

SMG3: I don't care!

Bowser: Daaam...

SMG3: No touching! And don't hump it either! This is may be a major breakthrough in world domination! Bowser! Get your ass over here!

Bowser is just playing around and ignores SMG3.

SMG3: BOWSER!

Bowser came into the room with SMG3 as the star turned black and evil, and a Toad suddenly pop up out of nowhere.

SMG3: What the-... Who the... WHAT'RE YOU DOING IN HERE?!

Toad: I'm just hangin' out!

SMG3: I-err....Whatever just don't go near the electric orb.

Toad gets near in the electric orb and the something strange is happening to the orb with the evil star inside.

SMG3: Toad!

Bowser: AT LEAST I'LL DIE KNOWING THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

SMG3: Ahh shut up!!!

The light becomes so bright, Bowser and Toad screams in terror and SMG3 end up on the ground like Bowser.

SMG3: F**K! JESUS!

SMG3: What the.....

Dark Star: HELLO THERE, BOYS!

SMG3: Whoa!

Bowser: What the FUCK is that?!

Dark Star: I have finally taken over the body of this mo-

Toad face appear in the star

Toad: HEY! WHATTA YA DOIN'?

(Bowser screams)

SMG3: What the fu-

Dark Star: What!

SMG3: Uhh...Do you think you can make me dominate the world?

Dark Star: I will do no such thing!

The Dark Star escape singing DEJA VU and Toad appear again saying HELLO.

SMG3: Well... Shit.

Bowser still screaming in terror.

Location: Peach's Castle - The Mushroom Kingdom

Toad: Hi! My name's Toad! Wa-haha!

Peach: Oh! Terrible! The power of the stars.

Peach: Mario! Y/n!!!

Mario burn his head on the stove with Y/n standing right beside him, faceplaming his

Y/n: Not Again. Better call the fire department again.

Peach: SMG4!!! Help!

He sing CAAAAANNON PEEEEENIS and shot Peach out of the castle.

SMG4: Whoosh-

Light in the sky is starting to go dark due to what's happening right now with the Dark Star and and the sun getitng blown up by Steve riding on top of the Dark Star.

Then Mario and Y/n ran out of the castle o see what's going on here.

Mario: What the hell happend to the brightness?

Y/n: I don't know Mario, but I have a bad feeling that SMG3 is back at it again and I think we should get to the bottom of this.

Mario: Yeah, let's go find a way to fix the brightness.

OLD Man bothers SMG4 while he is looking up in the sky, trying to figure out how to restore the power stars back into full power.

SMG4: It seems like the power of the stars are fading.

Y/n: The power of the stars are fading away?! That's not good. We need to find a way to restore the star's power.

Mario: Dammit! Why didn't Peach tell us?

SMG4: And I think I know who did this.

Y/n: And they're out in the open trying to getting away!

Looking at SMG3 and Bowser as Y/n points them to where they are at.

SMG3: They're onto us.

SMG3 WAZZZUUUP!

Bowser: Bye...

They began to run away until Y/n and SMG4 stopped the two baddies from escaping.

SMG4: FREEZE ASSWIPES! What did you do this time!?

Y/n: Yeah, you better start talking if you know what's good for ya!

SMG3: Ahhhh yknow... creating evil stars...

SMG4: WHAT!

Y/n: You created the Evil Dark Star, SMG3?! That's extremely dangerous! Everyone knows that creating the Dark Star will cause it to find a host to possess it and take over the entire kingdom. We need to find the Dark Star and destory it before it can cause more damage to the Mushroom Kingdom and drains every last power of the stars.

Then suddenly, the Dark Star appeared from the sky, ready to strike upon it's next victim.

Dark Star: It is time to die!

Mario: Oh! Hell no!

Y/n: OH MY GAWD!!!!

Dark Star: Now give me your soul!

Y/n: No way! You ain't getting my soul you evil star!

SMG4: OK EVERYONE STAND BACK! I GOT MY SECRET WEAPON!

SMG4 then brings out his secret weapon to defeat the Dark Star...

THE CAAAAANNON PEEEEENIS!!!

But suddenly, Princess Peach appeared behind the Dark Star.

Peach: Mario!

She is shot again by the CANNON PENIS!!!

SMG4: Aw goddammit!

Y/n: Great! Peach just ruined the perfect moment to take down the Dark Star. Now how are we gonna stop that evil star?

Bowser: Take this guy! (Points to SMG3) He's the guy you want!

SMG3: NoNoNO-

He is pushed away towards the Dark Star and the star quickly dodged him.

Dark Star: WITHOUT THE POWER OF THE STARS! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME-

Then Toad appears out of nowhere again.

Toad: HALOW!

Toad's Dark Stars: HEY

Mario: OH F**K!

Y/n What the Hell?! 

Y/n and Mario then runs away in terror after seeing what just happened when Toad appeared out of nowhere.

Toad: YOU WANNA COME OVER TO MY HOUSE?

Toad's Dark Star: OH MY GOD! LETS GO PLAY SOME MARIO KART! YEEAAAH!

Dark Star: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The Dark Star escape back to his lair.

Toad: OOOHHH NOOOOOO!

SMG4: What the hell was that thing...

Y/n: I don't know what just happened, but at least Toad did something good for once. However, we still need to find a way to destroy that Dark Star.

SMG3: Well according to the book it is says...

SMG4: Screw the book! This is all your fault!

Y/n: Well, actually SMG4, it's your fault for throwing that book out the window that caused SMG3 to find the book and brought the Dark Star to life. I told you this would happen if you haven't thrown the book out the window.

Mario: He's right, SMG4.

SMG3: Ehhehe... isn't it cool?

SMG4: Listen dude. If you don't destroy that star, you're gonna have a star up your ass!

SMG3: This isn't you just being gay is it?

SMG3 got punched by SMG4.

SMG3: FINE! I'M GOING! GOD!

Y/n: Well, if SMG3 is going to destroy the Dark Star, then I'm goign with him so that he doesn't mess up. But you owe for helping SMG3 with his problem after you threw that book out the window that made SMG3 come up with a plan to create the Dark Star in the first place. 

Mario: I'm with you, buddy and stop throwing book out the window, SMG4. You're gonna get arrested for throwing books out the window.

SMG4: I like to see the policemen try to arrest me then. Heh Heh.

Then suddenly, a bunch of police cars surrounded SMG4 as he is now being arrested for throwing away personal property.

SMG4: AW CRAP!

Back at the lair of the Dark Star...

Bowser: So now what's you plan genius?

SMG3: Well... I made a evil star... but I'm not taking over the world and I'm the only most evil one! So there's only one thing we can do!

Bowser: Move to mexico and join the circus?

Mario: Run for the hills and change our names to start a new life as hobos?

Y/n: Travel to another dimension to get away from the Dark Star?

SMG3: No! Destroy that evil sonofabeech! To defeat evilness you need justice! We must make a good star!

Y/n: Good thinking, SMG3. By creating a Good Star, we can use it to take out the Dark Star and restore the power stars to save the Mushroom Kingdom

Bowser: And we use this old man.

SMG3: NONONONONO!!

Y/n: We're not gonna make a sacrifice to create a Good Star.

Bowser: I don't care!

Y/n: No Wait!

Bowser then threw the Old man to the orb and is taken by the star.

Location: Creation City

Dark Star: I will destroy this land!

Policeman: JAYWALKING!

The Policeman tried to stop the Dark Star for jaywalking, but was then killed by the Dark Star's death beam.

Policeman: God damn it!        

Then Y/n and SMG3 jumped in front of the Dark Star at just the right time to stop the evil star's reign of terror.

SMG3: STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

Y/n: THERE'S NOWHERE TO RUN NOW, DARK STAR! GIVE IT UP!!

Dark Star: OUT OF THE WAY MORTALS! Or you will both perish!

SMG3: Ok ok, mr black star. We can sort this out...

Y/n: Come on, SMG3...BE A MAN!!!

Dark Star: YOU BETTER FUCKING DO IT NOW!

SMG3: I.. eerrp.... Can't we just be friends?

Dark Star: Oh... all right...

SMG3: Oh really!? Cool. I never had a friend before!

Y/n: Really? You're just gonna give it up like that?

But then, Dark Star pushed SMG3 out of the way, knocking him to a nearby wall.

Dark Star: DIE!

SMG3: BOWSER!!!!

Then Bowser charged at the Dark Star by using a chainsaw but that failed as well.

SMG3: Y/n! NOW!!!

(CAAAAANNON PEEEEENIS)

Mario: HURRY UP ALREADY!

Y/n: EAT THIS, DARK STAR!!!

Y/n then fired the cannon that shot out the Old man Star shot towards the Dark Star.

Old Man Star: You really know how to keep a girl waiting.

Dark Star: WHAT! NO! Get off of me! AUUUUGH!

Y/n/Mario: O_0!

Bowser: Did I miss anything? WHAT THE FU-

With a feeling of cringe and disgust, the Dark Star is now running away from Old Man Star.

Dark Star: AUUUUGH!

Old Man Star: GARY!

Dark Star: RAAAH

Mario: Fire

Y/n: Alright! Fire in the hole!!!

Y/n then fired the cannon again as Toad was shot towards the Dark Star.

Toad: Hi! How you doing today? My name is Toad!

Dark Star: NOOO-

Toad's Dark Star: Hello!

Dark Star: -OOOOOOO-OOOOOOO-OOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOO-

With the Dark Star going completely insane and glitching out, the Dark Star exploded, but unfortunately he is still alive after the explosion.

Dark Star: You can't kill me! I'm immortal!

Mario: Shit! MAMA F****R! Well, now what do we do with him.

Y/n: I have an idea.

Then the Dark Star is chained with a pipe, on a boat with Old Man Star.

Dark Star: OH MY GOD!

Old Man Star: Now hold still, Sonny. I know the drapes look worn and torn, but inside-

Dark Star: OH MY GOD! AUUUGH!

Y/n: Well, I guess we'll all see you guys in the next chap--

But then, the Dark Star appeared again and is about to destroy this fanfiction book until...

Dark Star: I will destroy this fanfiction book and-

Toad's Dark Star: I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY THIS CHAPTER IN THIS AWESOME X READER STORY TODAY. IF NOT, THEN I AM SORRY. FEEL FREE TO GIVE IT A VOTE, A COMMENT AND MAYBE MAKE A PIECE OF FANART FOR THIS SERIES OR- I LOVE YOU Y/N AND MARIO!