"Hello and welcome back. You're watching The Kash-Bash where we celebrate the birthday of a beautiful young lady Kashisha, also known as an Angelic Satanic being to.... her friends.", Neha addressed the unknown audience on the other side of the screen, "So continuing our talk, I want to know if you could make her promise to do one thing for you throughout her life, what would it be?"

"Lol this is a tricky one.. got me into thinking!!😂😂😂 Let me think🤔🤔🤔🤔 Um yeah you can be my advisor 😂😂😂😂😂 which I really kinda need now", Manisha replied.

"Will be her best friend always, even if she forgets me😉" Sindhu said sweetly.

"No pinching me. Only I will pinch you", Aaradhana demanded.

"Not to leave wattpad.😂😂😂 Future generation needs someone like her on Wattpad", Sravani foretold.

"I promise you Kashu di that I will always and forever tease you about Jiju😁😏😏😉" Aishwarya swore innocently.

"While your ideas are pretty awesome, if given a chance I would sure as hell make her promise to prepare tea for me whenever I ask for one", Shameem smirked at her idea.

"I think I'll let this pass Kash, because here everyone has tons of work for you and certainly a life time work to pass over it now, isn't it?😎😎😎😎😉😉😉😉", Neha winked at the camera.

"Okay a fun question right up", Shameem said skimming through her papers, "Name three things that you'd like to do to Kashisha", She said looking up. Neha cringed at the choice of Shameem's words. When Shameem realized her mistake, her eyes rounded and she added immediately, "-err lets keep our feelings platonic" She smiled embarrassingly at Neha who just shook her head in response. Once everyone came out of their initial shock, they started responding.

"I will 1.Pinch her, 2. Pinch her and 3. PINCH HER😎😁😁" Aishwarya replied evilly.

"Search a boyfriend for her, tease her and imform about it to her parents😂", Sindhu laughed with an evil glint.

"1. Want to pinch her hard. 2. Same. 3. Same." Sravani smirked, "She pinched me many times you see"

"1. Pinch her. 2.Again pinch her 3.Oops pinch her again!" Aaradhana grinned, "What to do shes my partner in pinching😎😎😎"

"LOL first I would love to give her birthday bumps!!😂😂😂😂😂 Secondly, I would love to irritate her!! 'Cause I bet that would be awesome!!😉😉😉😛😛😉😜😜😈😈 And lastly we could talk to Jiju and throw sense into him!!😉😉 COZ OUR MISSION NEVER FAILS!!" Manisha hyped.

"Again, I love the importance that is being given to pinching her", Shameem said.

"I swear everyone's husbands are gonna hide in cupboards here due to your pinching love. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂And twinsy, are you talking about my man here?😊😊😊😊😊😊" Neha laughed while Manisha stuck her tongue out in response, "But as crazy as she is, do you think she should run for President? Why or why not?"

"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂LOL Actually cool idea! 😂😂😂😂😂 Coz she has awesome point of view on stuffs... SHE CAN BE THE CHANGE what say?!😜😜" Manisha teased and Shameem high-fived her at the pun.

"I did not get you" Sindhu replied.

"President?" Aaradhna scratched her head, "No, then she would be busy na😉😉"

"Of course she should. Whole country will behave properly coz of her pinching system that she would introduce." Sravani reasoned.

"Yes, she should because I am sure she will declare more holidays😁😁" Aishwarya grinned.

"Yeah she'll give tough competition to ex-US president Barack Obama then.😋😋😋😎😎😎😎😎" Neha prophesied, "Okay, since this has turned into a very serious discussion, let me ask the next question what do you think...", Neha's expression turned serious, "Is the colour of her soul?"

"Dafuq!" Shameem exclaimed and turned her head 90 degrees to face her co-host with a horrified expression.

"What?" Neha asked.

"That was never a part of the script" Shameem pointed out.

"So? I made it up just now."

"Why would you do that?"

"Its an intellectual question", Neha replied in a duh tone.

"Its an intel-colour question." Shameem pointed out with her finger.

"Is that even a word?!" Neha looked at Shameem like she had grown horns.

"I just made it up like you", Shameem replied coolly.

Sravani cleared her throat loud enough to bring the hosts out of their intellectual conversation.

"Right, so as Neha was saying her next question is..." Shameem signaled Neha to check her script who did as she was told pursing her lips.

"If money was not a problem, what would you gift her?" Neha looked at Shameem as if to ask You satisfied now? while Shameem gave her the most innocent of smiles.

"Pinching machine... If it exists" Sravani offered.

"She doesn't have earphone now.. I will gift her bosch headphone" Sindhu grinned.

"Locker or bracelet maybe.. Because I'm not good/creative in giving gifts😣😣🙈🙈", Aishwarya pouted.

"Spill all the spoilers of all the series she is yet to watch😜", Aaradhana let out an evil laugh.

"Ummm.. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔A music system and headphones I guess, 'cause she loves music🎶🎶 she'll wake up with full music like big boss!!!😂😂😂😂" Manisha laughed.

"Before I could think of anything, Sravu's gift has terrorized me so I am out of here.😋😋😋😋😋" Neha declared.

"I know right! I'm not sure if that's a good idea Sravs. You're endangering our lives here." Shameem said making Sravya reconsider her gift, "By the way, is there any song that you'd like to dedicate to her?"

"You see, I don't know any hindi songs and poor her, she doesn't know any tamil songs" Aaradhana shrugged.

"Ye dosti hum nahi chodenge" Sindhu sang, "one more song but can't reveal here😉"

"yarri yarri", Sravani said.

"I would dedicate 22 by Taylor Swift to my awesome", Manisha said and Shameem screamed "perfect" and high-fived her.

"Hello by Martin Solveig and Boom Clap by Charli XCX", Aishwarya said.

"Kashu and Aaru, you both give your native training to each other. Problem solved. 😊😊😊😊😊By the way, I'll dedicate Thousand lives for you by Christina Perri.😎😎😎😎😎😎" Neha said, "But, on a scale from 1-10, how weird do you think she is?"

"9 maybe🙈😂🙈😂", Aaradhana doubted.

"Yup, 9." Sindhu confirmed.

"Not less than 5 because she is nowhere near normal😝😝😂.. So 6" Aishwarya assumed.

"10" Sravani said.

"Lol I guess 11😂😂😂😂😂😂 Right partu? You would agree..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Nah you're crazy but not too weird just a bit weird.. 😆😆😆😆 Maybe 5 or 6" Manisha agreed with Aishwarya.

"She is that much weird that even the word weird will be thinking exactly how much weird is she?!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😋😋😋😋😋😋😋" Neha laughed agreeing with Sravani.

"Well, since we've reached a tie.. I'm not going to comment and make her come for my throat.. So, moving on, is there any advice that you wish to give her?"

"Jaldi se shaadi karle", Sindhu winked.

"Read the spoilers before watching anything.. 😜😜😜Just kidding. I don't think there.." Aaradhana rubbed her chin, "wait, I got it.. Don't pinch me. Let's pinch our dear victim Shameem"

"Nope, She is perfect the way she is😀😊😊😘" Aishwarya said.

"LOL I not giving advice to her!! I guess there is no advice of such that I wanna say!! Just stay this way always and forever!!😊😊😊" Manisha said sweetly.

"That was very sweet girls, though I do not appreciate Aaru's last line. At least add Sravani's name into it!! Why should I be the only one?!" Shameem screamed.

"Yes aaru, add srav's name because this girl has literally hid herself now😉😉😉😉" Neha motioned towards Sravya who was trying to hide herself, "Oh hiding reminds me what do you think she will most likely do if she turns invisible?"

"Pinch and pull pranks on everyone, maybe?😂😂😂" Aishwarya asked.

"Learn all her friends tiny secrets!" Sravani exclaimed.

"What will a satanic angel do?! Pranks!!" Sindhu said.

"She will pinch me, that too without saying same pinch" Aaradhana huffed.

"LOL she would do soo many things, to guess that is a bit too hard!! Ummm I think she would be stalker😂😂😂😂😂😂" Manisha commented.

"And the pinching is back😂😂😂😂😋😋😋😋😋" Neha laughed.

"I know right?!", Shameem laughed along with others, "Telll me peeps, if she were a part of robbery gang, who would she be? The robber, the planner or the one who wipes out all the evidence?"

"Defo the planner!😂😂😂😂😎😎😎 Right twinsy???😉😉😉😉" Manisha asked.

"The one who wipes out all the evidences" Sravani said.

"Planner" Sindhu vouched.

"All in all. She is multi-talented.🙈🙈🙈🙈😎😎😎😎" Aaradhana said.

"The planner😎" Aishwarya ageed with Sindhu.

"Definitely evidence remover. I remember asking her to bail me out when I was ready to kill someone's 'Humara Tumahara' and she was like sure to help me out😎😎😎😎😂😂😂😂😂😉😉😉😉😉" Neha told the others.

"Seriously?" Shameem asked laughing along, "What do you think is the meaning of her name though?"

"Confusion😂😂" Sindhu laughed, "Kash means may be right😉"

"I think its hope😆😆😆" Manisha said.

"I had to Gooogle it and it says- Attraction. I used to call her life before I came to know her name, so no hearing her name Kashisha I preferred Kashi. But whenever I use that name I remember Kashi from Dewani Mastai" Aaradhana said making all others laugh.

"Cute or genius, I guess😅" Aishwarya shrugged.

"I know it is derived from Kashish" Sravani said, "She was the one who told me that when I asked about her name"

"Yeah, I remember Aamna Shariff who was kashish in the romantic saga Kahin To Hoga.. And I actually misread her name first as Kashish.💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗" Neha said.

"I think it's high time Google update the meaning of Kashisha as psycho." Shameem huffed.

"Really buddy?" came a known voice.

All heads turned to see the birthday girl dressed in a royal blue long dress with cape sleeves.

"Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for our birthday girl, Miss Kashisha!" Neha welcomed the birthday girl.

Everyone got up from their seats and clapped as she made an entrance. Once everyone settled down, Neha spoke again, "Well, what a timing to make an entry Kashu, we were just wrapping up this round with our last question."

"Really? Cool! I'm all ears!"

"Great!" Neha grinned, "So our last question-"

"-which isn't exactly a question." Shameem butted in.

"-is wish her a happy birthday!", completed Neha.

"Happy birthday Twinuuu..😘😘😘😘😘😘😘" Shindhu yelled and hugged Kashisha tightly.

"Partu happieeest birthday!!😘😘😘" came Manisha, "Hope your face changing becomes less 😂😂😂😂😂 and you get a permanant face😜😜" she joked, "Lol just kidding.. 😘😘 I hope you get awesome results and get all the success and happiness you want and that you deserve!! Have a blast and enjoy to no bounds!!🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊", she said while Kashisha started to tear up.

"Happy birthday Kashu. May God bless you dear. Have a wonderful life ahead😘😘😘" Sravani said hugging Kashisha.

"My dear old granny! 😜You are older than me na😜", Aaradhana teased while Kashisha frowned, "Ok ok, my dear partner in pinching😜", she corrected herself making Kashisha smile, "Anyways, before I wish you, I want to do this", Aaradhana then proceeded to pinch Kashisha while Shameem and Sravani held her in place grinning from ear to ear, "Wish you many more happy returns of the day! May seven old or new gods bless you", Aaradhana said and whispered in Kashisha's ear, "That's a dialogue from a series, find out which series🙈🙈", she winked at Kashisha, "Love you loads Kashi. Have fun😘😘😘😘"

"Happy Birthday Kashu di!!!" Aishwarya screamed and ran towards Kashisha to hug her, "Always be crazy and cute like Minions... Aaand as a gift I will stop saying that Rishabh and Ryan are mine.😂😂😂😂 And yeah always be happy and take care of yourself.😁😁"

"Alright my dear LLS", Neha came forward, "I actually don't have much to say but only that you are one of those people I can trust with my secrets after twinsy; and you both are a breathe of fresh air for me so I wish you all the success and happiness of the world. Wishing you a happiest birthday" Neha completed her heartfelt wishes and then added, "Don't forget your tubelight Jiju who is not official yet is involved here because I plan to make him official soon😂😂😎😎😎😎", Neha chuckled, "Just kidding.😋😋😋 God bless you always and keep on making me feel proud of you💗💗💗😘😘😘😘"

"Well, this is awkward because I don't know what to sa", Shameem scratched her head, "I'll just say...", she cleared her throat and began singing, "You're the apple to my pie.. You're the straw to my berry.. You're the smoke to my high and you're the one I call my Buddy!", Shameem glanced at Kashisha who was a weeping mess; whether it was because she was overwhelmed by all the wishes or because her ears were paining because of the song, Shameem had no idea; so she stopped; just in case, "Happiest birthday buddy! Love ya loads!"

Kashisha blew her nose and hugged everyone one after the other, thanking them.

"And my dearies, we haven't forgotten you yet", Neha spoke into the camera, "There's more coming up.. The party isn't over.. We'll be right back"

"Yeah, apparently someone needs a makeover", Shameem added with her eyes trained at the mess that was Kashisha, "Ouch! What was that for?" she screamed glaring at Neha.

"There was no need to add that!" Neha gritted her teeth, "Anyways, we'll be right back.. Stay glued to your seats" Neha smiled at the camera as it started to roll in commercial breaks.