“Hello and welcome back. You’re watching The Kash-Bash where we celebrate the birthday of a beautiful young lady Kashisha, also known as Wonder Woman to…. none.”, Neha addressed the unknown audience on the other side of the screen.

“Aaand as promised we’re all set to have fun, aren’t we girls?” Shameem grinned at the guests who were now seated towards the right of the two hosts in a semi-circle. “As we all know she’s 22 now- ouch” Shameem looked at Neha with a pained expression who had apparently kicked her leg.

“You don’t go and reveal the age of a girl just like that.. That too on a television screen”, Neha whispered gritting her teeth. How she was doing all that with a cute smile plastered on her face was beyond Shameem.

“Ah.. oh.. Okay”, Shameem turned back to their guests who were looking at the duo rather peculiarly, “So as I was saying, we have absolutely NO idea how old she is but we found the number 22 kinda cute so we’ve framed some 22 questions that you have to answer.”

“Great. Let’s get started.” Aaradhana, the nerd of the group jumped excitedly.

“Fantastic! So question no. 1- What is the first emoji that comes to your mind when I say ‘Kashisha’?” Neha asked eyeing everyone.

“The one sticking her tongue out-😜” Aaradhana replied instantly.

“ 😎😎😎- this is the emoji that comes first to my mind😅” Aishwarya said.

“That and the eye rolling one” Sravabi added.

“Yes that one but nowadays the one she uses the most is the shrugging emoji!” Manisha said.

“For me it’s the laughing emoji😂😂😂” Sindhu said.

“Well, I’ll just collect all the laughs here😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” Neha commented.

“And I’m not even going to talk about the emojis that come to my mind”, Shameem said shaking her head, “Now, to our second question- Name one quality that you admire the most in her, and why?”

“Her sense of humour😂😂 and kindness. I admire the most about her” Aishwarya answered.

“Honesty, whatever she speaks is from heart… Not fake”, Sindhu said while everyone silently agreed.

“Her friendly nature; the way she talks with you will definitely make you want to befriend her.” Sravani noted.

“Her ability to say the right thing in the best way because she convinces anyone without offending them in such a way that in the end they end up agreeing with her!😂😂😂 She has got talent!” Manisha screamed.

“Not as quality, but I like the way she reacts when I break the suspense” Aaradhana replied smirking.

“I, for one, definitely agree with you Manisha! It’s like Abrakadabra and done! Good thing she uses it for our good. I mean, can you imagine what would happen if she were to use that charmspeak to plan a murder or something?!, Shameem suddenly realized that that was being telecasted, “Oh well, I’m sure she wouldn’t do anything like that. She has a heart of gold. Yup, that girl”

“Way to go my co-host, you call her a knife and straight away make her an ice-cream.😂😂😂😂😎😎😎😎😋😋😋😋😋” Neha chuckled, “This makes me wonder how did you first meet her?”

“Wattpad” Sindhu replied instantly.

“Yup, the great cliché Wattpad”, Sravya agreed.

“Yes, me three!” Aishwarya high-fived Sravya and Sindhu.

“And me four.” Aaradhana said, “She joined my story when I was in my fifth chapter. No one before her commented so many times in a single chapter. I was like who is she? Why is she commenting on each paragraph? But then I started to like her comments. So thanks to my story” Aaradhana then patted her back.

"Tada tada! Our first mission!😎😎😎
I guess we put sense into some girl's head after she was telling some shit about twinsy's story”, Manisha recalled.

“Seems like wattpad is our official encyclopedia of friendship house😋😋😋😋😊😊😊😊” Neha summed up.

Shameem agreed nodding her head, “But tell me guys, did she look innocent to you when you first conversed with her?”

“Nope😂😂 Kashu di and innocent?!😰😰😂😂😂😂” Aishwarya laughed at Shameem’s crazy question.

“LMAO are you kidding?!! NO ways😂😂😂😂😂 Her first message to me was- CHEERS WE SUCCEEDED IN OUR MISSION😂😂😂😂” Manisha revealed.

“Unfortunately, YES” Sindhu sighed shocking Aishwarya and Manisha.

“Of couse she was looking innocent, but she isn’t” Sravani pointed out.

“Haha even now she is innocent to me. But from first I knew she was a chatterbox😜😜😜.” Aaradhana said.

“I feel you Sindhu and Sravani. I understand what trauma you might have gone through once you saw her not-so-innocent-self. But it also makes me happy that I wasn’t the only one.”

“I can’t stop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 at how everyone is trolling the poor girl innocently” Neha laughed, “Seriously, what advice/warning would you give to people who will be befriending her in future?”

“Beware of her pinches😜😜” Aishwarya warned.

“Get ready for leg-pulling” Sindhu said.

“Beware! She is a pinching queen”, Sravani said.

“LOL she is crazy as hell and be ready for soooo much fun! Lol how can I forget BE READY TO MEET OUR FACE CHANGER😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” Manisha laughed.

“Please beware of her pinches. Don’t ever spill first whatever you both have in common, She did a Ph.D in pinching”, Aaradhana explained.

“I love how most of them are focusing on the pinching part, don’t you think Neha?” Shameem observed, “It actually goes to show that they genuinely care about Kashi’s future friends.”

“Well, I pretty well think that the lady of the honor is going to castrate us because we are just glorifying some of her secret talents, which she might not want to be on display but to come as a shocker to others. Since her plan failed, we should be ready to run!” Neha warned, “Or in this context- jump to the next question ASAP! So we talked about the qualities she has, tell me what quality she doesn’t have?”

“Partu oh god I really can’t come up with anything😂😂😂😂😂” Manisha laughed.

“Personality like me?😒😎😎😂😂😂😂😂” Aishwarya cross-questioned smugly.

“I believe anger… Sorry if I’m wrong”, Sravani raised her hands surrendering.

“Can’t tolerate a spoiler😂😂😂😂”, Aaradhana chuckled remembering Kashisha’s reaction.

“Silent, decipline, calm.. The list goes on..” Sindhu commented.

“That was some list Sindhu! Can’t help but agree more” Shameem high-fived Sindhu.

“From my experience I’ll say patience. Whenever I give a cliffhanger, she comes to grab my throat and that happens almost in every book of mine😐😐😐😃😃😃😄😄😄” Neha told them.

“Speaking of books, we all are readers here so if she were a fictional character, who would she be?” Shameem asked the next question.

“Archita from Nehu di’s story because of her love for Ryan😂😂😂😂 or Hermione Grange?” Aishwarya wondered.

“I think it would be Shwetha from Rishta!!😉😉😉 I'm sure she would agree!!” Manisha said confidently.

“A hot billionaire’s spoilt daughter who can go anywhere in the country in her private jet” Sravani declared.

“I am planning to write and create a character for her” Sindhu said.

“Obviously Klaus😉😉😉” Aaradhana replied in a duh tone.

“Aaru, you want her to be a hybrid, like seriously! Now Kashu will be renowned as the blood sucking hottie. Do let me know your killing time girlie?😊😊😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” Neha wiggled her eyebrows.

“Well, I’m not sure who this Klaus is but I see the term ‘Kill’ there.. So if there’s something going to happen like that, please be kind enough to give me a headstart” Shameem requested Aaradhana and Neha.

“Yeah yeah of couse” Neha agreed though Shameem wasn’t sure if she really did, “Since the talk of character has come up, let me ask this question- If you were to write a book on her, what you the title be?”

“THE FACE CHANGER WIT EPIC TALENTS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” Manisha said instantly.

“I do have a pinching wattpad friend” Sravani replied.

“A crazy girl full of life” Sindhu said.

“Kashisha Holmes😎😎😎” Aaradhana winked.

“Hakuna Matata” Aishwarya shocked eveyone, “It has been almost a year since that thing, still I can’t forget it so title will be Hakuna Matata😂😜”

“Oh I so love the sound of it” Shameem grinned and Aishwarya gave her an I-know-right look.

“I won’t comment on this but I’ll only prefer watching her face on being called some Hakuna Matata😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” Neha shook her head smiling at the bunch of retards, “Okay, moving on….” Neha ruffled through her papers, “How would you like Kashisha to be? Silent? Crazy? Or… or… Baked?” Neha raised a questioning eyebrow at Shameem who acted totally clueless, “What, Neha?”

“Pretty sure this was bubbly last night” Neha narrowed her eyes.

“Bubbly doesn’t even make sense!” Shameem defended.

“And baked does?!” Neha looked baffled.

“What’s wrong, guys?” Sindhu asked concerned.

“Oh, oh well, nothing.” Neha cleared her throat, “So let me ask again- Silent? Crazy? Or bubbly?” Neha asked while Shameem pouted.

“Of course crazy Kashi. See, it is Rhyming too🙈🙈🙈” Aaradhana pointed.

“Yes! Crazy” Sravani agreed.

“Bubbly😀” Aishwarya said.

“Bubbly as always” Sindhu agreed.

“Silent- would be the worst! I would hate if she were silent. Crazy- she always is!! How we would love her to be.. more fun that way..” Manisha said.

“I’d still prefer baked” Shameem sulked.

“If she goes on a silent mode, certainly we would have mass destruction, so let the bubbly be,😂😂😄😄😄😄 err Shams prefers it baked😋😋😋😋😋😋” Neha added making Shameem grin.

“So what’s the phrase/word that she uses the most while chatting/talking to you?” Shameem asked inching a little forward.

“AARU! STOP! NO!” Aaradhana chuckled.

“Same pinch😕😂😂” Aishwarya said with a troubled expression.

“Haha” Sravani said and for a moment everyone was confused whether she was laughing or answering the question.

“Ikr, tbh” Sindhu said.

“SHE SHRUGS A LOTTTTTTT!!” Manisha screamed, “She kinda loves doing it!! Even if I was not in the chat.. I did see you guys convo!!😉😉😉😉” Manisha said winking at Neha.

“Huh? That’s strange” Shameem said tapping her chin with her pen, “These are actually nice words.. I was expecting some colourful vocabulary... Why do I get to hear the F word all the time then?”

“Aww my buddy I feel you, I get to hear the F word once in a while too but now it has transformed into the shrugging girl which makes me want to kill that emo but if I kill that, she’ll come to kill me.😎😎😎😎😋😋😋😋😋” Neha told, “oh, is she a satanic angel or an angelic satan?”

“LOL Defo satanic angel😂😂😂😂😈😈😈😈😇😇😇😇 Angelic satan? Nah not my partu😂😂😂😂😂😂” Manisha replied.

“LOL 😂 satanic angel” Sindhu agreed.

“🤔🤔🤔🤔 aren’t both same? Anyways she is both😉😉😉😉” Aaradhana replied.

“Angelic satan” Sravani said.

“Yup, angelic satan” Aishwarya agreed.

“I’ll do only this here😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” Neha replied lauging.

“Well, we all love you so much buddy”, Shameem said suppressing a grin, “And folks, its time for a quick short break.. We’ll be right back.. And once we’re back we’ll talk more about this satanic satan so stay glued.” Shameem winked as the commercial breaks started to roll in.