Brendon: guys can i add my gayest pair of friends to this group chat???

Josh: idc

Gerard: EMBRACE THE GAYNESS

Patrick: I thought I was your gayest friend???

Pete: lmao

Tyler: I never knew so many Gay ppl in my life oml

Josh; but u known me ur whole life :)

Tyler: fuck off

Mikey: idc as long as u don't ship me w them

Brendon: NO THEY ARE SO GAY FOR EACH OTHER IT MAKES US LOOK STRAIGHT

Patrick: WAIT DO U MEAN OUR CHILDREN???

Ryan: are we talking about who I think we're talking about?

Brendon: yes to both

Pete: wait what Patrick you have a child?

Dan and Phil have been added to the chat

Brendon: sorry if I interrupted sex or something I wanted to add u two to The Gay Chat

Mikey: we're still calling it the gay chat lol

Ray: but I'm not gay....

Mikey: oh

Brendon: FUCK ME IN THE ANAL AND CALL ME SUSAN WTF

Mikey has muted the conversation

Ray: what did I do????

Ray: and who's Susan???

Dan: my dog

Phil: yeh we also have three fish named Shrek, Donkey, and Fiona.

Frank: did u really name ur fish after Shrek characters?

Dan: yes

Ray: I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not

Brendon: no I been to their houses they are telling the truth they are meme loving fuckers.

Josh: damn Daniel

Dan: fUCK

Phil: ha ha ha I'm crying

Tyler: damn Daniel back at it again with the hamsters

Dan: fuck off fam thanks

Patrick: YOU GUYS ADDED DAN AND PHIL MY GAY CHILDREN I ADOPTED THEM THEY ARE MY SONS

Pete: ew pat that means incest wtf

Patrick: ok true

Patrick: sorry Phil ur kicked out of the fam

Phil: wtf Patrick

Dan: yES I STILL HAVE PATRICK STUMP AS MY DAD

Tyler: wait are we not going to acknowledge the fact Ray isn't gay????

Brendon: sush

Brendon: do not break my rikey heart even more

Ray: what

Ray: I'm so confused wtf

Patrick deleted Ray from the group

Pete: bro

Patrick: that's not what u called me in bed last night

Pete added Ray to the chat

Ray left the chat

Pete added Ray to the chat

Gerard: DID U GUYS DO THE FRICKEL FRACKLE HOLT SHIT

Frank: gotta Zayn

Mikey: y fam y do u break my 1D heart

Gerard: moIKEY YOUR BACK

Mikey: yeh

Josh: aw boo I'm sorry do u need coffee or ice cream or anything

Mikey: no :) I'm :) perfectly :) fine :)

Gerard: those smiley faces mean he's not fine

Frank: no shit Sherlock

Tyler: fuck off Watson

Josh: I forgot u were Sherlock trash

Tyler: I'm superwholock trash wdym

Dan: sAME

Dan: Destiel is my OTP

Tyler: holy shit yes who's ur favorite character????

Dan: Dean

Tyler: ofc

Tyler: mine is Gabriel Lucifer or Crowely

Ray: YALL NEED JESUS

Patrick: or you need Satan who knows

Phil: I only watch Sherlock rip

Dan: come to my room and watch Supernatural with me Phil

Phil: no fam I'm skyping Cat

Dan: fuck cat

Dan: wait no

Dan: don't have sex with Cat

Josh: HA HA HA IM CACKLING

Frank: *gasp* guys I found my new OTP

Gerard: who fronk

Frank: Phan

Dan: OH SHIT

Phil: daMN DANIEL