Me: hello my fellow demigods and how are we today?

Percy: who are you?

Maddy: she's my author.

Percy: oh ok.

Jason: *looks at Maddy* wait who are you?

Maddy: I'm an OC.

Cecil: If you're an OC, then why are you here?

Maddy: 'Cause I like picking on Mary Sues.

Universe: *agrees*

Lou Ellen: why are we here?

Me: so I can show you my really cliche story!

Annabeth: Di immortalles please don't!

Everyone but Maddy: *tries to leave*

Me: *makes all the exits disappear*

Everyone but Maddy: oh furies.

Me: anyway, on with the story!

Hi my name is Aquamarine Luna Anne Maria Dream Chocolate Harper Qwerty Mars Zepherios Jackson, and I'm Percy Jackson's long lost twin!

Percy: *looks at Maddy*

Maddy: *looks at Percy*

Percy and Maddy: this bish ain't no sister of ours!

Percy: wait. Since when did I have a twin?

Maddy: you don't. You have me, and you have Tyson.

Reyna: I thought my name was long...

Nico: it is.

Maddy: I hate my full name. I can't even spell it.

Percy: why do you think I go by Percy?

Maddy: Perseus Jackson is easier to spell than Madeleine Castelia Stark.

Piper: that's a pretty name.

Maddy: *blushes* thanks.

Im 16 yrs old, and I hav big hot p!nk orbs that turn sky blue when Im upset and yellow when im angry and sea green
when im happy. I woke up 1 Choosday mrning two the sound of ma alarm clok. It wen BEEP BEEP BEEP.

Annabeth: 'it wen beep, beep, beep'? What the Hades is the purpose of that?

Thalia: 'Choosday'? This is awful already, and we're only three sentences in.

Hazel: hot p!nk? I thought 'p!nk' was a singer...

Piper: she is.

Leo: would someone please tell me why people have orbs? What happened to eyes?

Frank: I honestly don't know.

Percy: wait how is she my twin if she's sixteen?

Maddy: I'm gonna have to repeat Frank's answer for that question.

I hopped outta bed and looked at myself in my wall-mirror.

Maddy: what are you, a kangaroo?

Percy: SLAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY. *high fives Maddy*

I looked at my hot p!nk orbs then at my silky black wavey hare that fell perfectly on my perfect shoulders and then my perfect button nose and my perfectly full lips under my perfect button nose.

Piper: she sounds really vain.

Maddy: extremely.

Annabeth: another model. Yay...

Thalia: I bet she's a daughter of—oh wait no she's Percy's twin. Sucks to be you kelp head.

Percy: don't remind us.

Hazel: us?

Maddy: hi. I'm Australian.

Leo: no you're Maddy. My brother has a cru—*becomes gagged from behind with a hand*

Colin: I think you've had too many skittles Valdez.

Leo: *muffled by Colin's hand* no I haven't!

Me: ANYWAY.

I swayd ma size 0 waist from side too side; gods why was I so ugly????!!!!?111!!??

Drew: UGLY?? Most girls would kill for a waist like that.

Maddy: I think I'm gonna be sick.

Percy: *is concerned* why?

Maddy: in Australia we don't even have size fours for woman's clothing. Now excuse me while I regurgitate my lunch. *throws up*

Hazel: *pats Maddy's back gently*

My hot p!nk orbs turned sky blue as I cryed perfect tears.

Frank: is that even possible?

Will: last time I checked no.

I mean, I was useless because of my dyslexia and ADHD; I had no talents except for cooking, cleaning, telekinesis, flying, invisibility, mind reading, shadow travelling, making force fields, soccer, karate, archery, snowboarding and reading (even though Im dyslexic!!).

Annabeth: Bish you ain't useless.

I threw on a pair of booty shorts and a tube top that showed off all ma perfect curves, and rode my horse down the waterslide to the first floor of my step dad's mansion. Why was I cursed to be sooooooooo poor??!!!

Connor: POOR?

Travis: That girl is not poor.

Drew: is she going to school dressed like that? Even I wouldn't do that.

Everyone: woah. Damn.

I jumped off my horse without breaking a nail or getting wet and grabbed a piece of toast from my step-dad's five star all-you-can-eat buffet. I took one bite of it and then threw it away so I could have pancakes, waffles, hash browns, French toast, scrambled eggs and bacon. Gods, I hardly eat anything because of how poor we are!

Jason: um, what?

Nico: the less you know the better.

Maddy: for once I agree with Nico.

Nico: for once?

Maddy: *hides*

I threw my plate out the window cuz im to cool for a dishwasher even though I have people who was dishes 4 me. I put on my 17 inch blue Gucci heels and ran to the bathroom to put on my natural make up before going to school.

Maddy: *shudders* makeup...

Piper: I can't even walk in anything more than five inch heels

Drew: damn seventeen inch? Holy mount Olympus those are tall shoes.

I put on three bottles of foundation, two tubes of blood red lipstik, as well as a light dusting of red eyeshadow to match. I looked down in disgust and changed into my 23 inch red Gucci heels so that it matched my totes natural makeup. I ran out of the front door and hopped into my hot neon p!nk Ferrari and drove to school before blacking out.

Lou Ellen: excuse me but that is in no way natural.

Katie: definitely not.

Travis: h-hey Katie...

Katie: Hi Travis. *starts talking to Lou*

Annabeth: what kind of colour is hot neon p!ink?

Will: a made up colour.

I was in ancient greak class when my teacher Mrs dodds handed out all of our tests. I got 1234%  I was such a failure, my Step dad was gonna be so mad!!! My BFFLAEATBWWBGTEBWAS Daniella Georgia Vixen Fire Princess Hunter Ocean Onyx Ruby Underworld squealed and jumped over to my desk. "Heyyyyyyyyyyy my BFFLAEATBWWBGTEBWAS I got 15%!!!!111!!1!!11!!!!😄😍😇" she said. And i was totes lik OMGs that is such an AMAZHANG grade.

Jason: what in the name of Rome does that even mean?

Percy: don't ask.

Maddy: It means 'best friends for life and even after that because we were both going to Elysium because we are swag.'

Everyone: *looks at Maddy*

Maddy: the Author told me.

Reyna: why are their names so long?

Coach hedge: I don't know cupcake.

Daniella Georgia Vixen Fire Princess Hunter Ocean Onyx Ruby Underworld had always been uber smrt. And gorgeous to, with her brown and red ombre hare that was totes natural and size 0 waist and 49 inch Jimmy Choo heeled boots.

Drew: FORTY NINE INCH HEELS??? HOW DO THEY WALK??? But the jimmy Choo shoes oOooOoOo.

Piper: Drew, focus.

Drew: Ok Piper.

Piper: Gods damnit I used my charmspeak again...

Suddenly Mrs dodds called Dani and me into the hallway where she turned into a huge bat!!11!!!11!!1 😱😱

Percy: um I killed her. She's dead. AND THEY'RE CALLED FURIES.

Annabeth: monsters don't die seaweed brain.

Maddy: you can kill them but they can't die, kelp head.

Annabeth: exactly.

Thalia: wait that's my name for Percy.

Percy: HEY, you called me a kelp head.

Maddy: well you are.

Percy: fish breath.

Maddy: coral muncher.

Percy: eel eyes.

Maddy: starfish brain.

Percy: I love you sis.

Maddy: I love you too bro.

I pulled on my sword pendant that hung around my neck and it turned into a huge celestial purple sword that had every Jewel in da worl incrusted in it. I swung it at the bat and it dyed.. Then a boy with sea green orbs and black hair popped up outa nowher.
"I'm here two tak you to da Camp fart-cud." He sayd. I squealls and den blacked out.

Frank: why does she keep blacking out?

Maddy: I only blacked out once, and that was because I was coming off an adrenaline rush, had a dislocated knee, and had sustained multiple cuts and grazes from being dragged through the forest by Aspen.

Jason: who's Aspen?

Maddy: my protector.

Percy: I have eyes, not orbs. AND ITS CAMP HALF BLOOD.

Leo: sword pendant?

Hazel: every jewel in the world?

Annabeth: IT DIDN'T DIE. IT WAS VAPORISED YOU IMBECILE.

Me: so how did you guys like chapter one?

Maddy: I threw up my lunch.

Percy: I was disgusted.

Annabeth: we all were seaweed brain.

Percy: me and Maddy most of all though.

Thalia: he has got a point.

Percy: woah you just agreed with me.

Thalia: don't get used to it.