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This isn't mine, but I thought it was hilarious, so here it is.
Space jam theme song in the link. ^^^
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Anonymous person: At my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be revealed that I am not inside.
Instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

Anonymous person: ........Never mind, my mom says I can't do that.