So, I just got out of health class, and one of the things we're learning about is eczema. The assignment was, 'pretend to be a doctor and diagnose these patients!' And one of these imaginary patients was a girl named Jenny. She described her condition as, "painful and embarrassing". What. A. Liar. She had eczema.

So this is how I responded:

'Eczema. And a liar. Eczema is not painful, and CERTAINLY not embarrassing. I would know, because I have it.'

I HAVE ECZEMA AND THIS TEXTBOOK MAKES ME FEEL KORE PAIN THAN ECZEMA EVER COULD! ITS NOT PAINFUL! ITS NOT EMBARRASING! ITS NOT A BIG DEAL LIKE THIS TEXTBOOK THINKS IT IS! I WANT TO SEE IT BURN ALONG WITH ITS LIES! ৻( 🔥 ᗜ 🔥 ৻)

BURNNNNNNNNNN! THE TEXTBOOK NEEDS TO DIE! THE TEXTBOOK AND ALL ITS LIES! THE LIES IT HAS SPREAD, HAS CURSED THIS PLACEEEEEEE! IT FORFEITS THE RIGHTS TO ITS LIFE! IT FORFEITS THE RIGHTS TO MY BRAIN! IT WONT CURSE SOMEONE ELSES AGAIN! MAKING THEM THINK, IT RUINS YOUR LIFEEEEEEE! I hope that it... burnssssssss...

(Read that like it's 'burn' from Hamilton. It makes more sense.)

৻( 🔥 ᗜ 🔥 ৻) This textbook must die.