My cousin (let's say that she's Kate): I have a Mad Libs app, wanna play?

Me: Yea.

Mad Lib: [Enter a Celebrity Male]

Me: *troll face for no reason* (types->) Tom Heddels

Mad Lib: Sorry, that word is too big.

Me: WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH A LONG LAST NAME!?!?!?

Kate: ??? Who's Tom?

Me: Loki.

Kate: Who?

Me: *dies on the inside*