twilight au where thomas is bella, newt is edward + minho is jacob

minho: thomas where the hell have you been lOCA?!?! 😎😎

newt, with thomas on his back: hold on tight, spider monkey

thomas: YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER?

(thomas would totally say that)

thomas: *punches minho's face and breaks hand*

(help this one is so funny)

thomas: are u gonna tell me how u stopped the van?

newt, panicking: yeah, i... uh.. had an adrenaline rush. you should google it. its very common.