Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit.

Words stuck to Peter's head. Why did he even agree to this terms?

Why the fuck did he agree that he would be going on this trip. This was like the school was offering him to Satan!

Like, he would actually die. Die of embarrassment and love. Cause, there is a chance that PPPS is gonna be activated by not Flash(Made Flash kind even though...) but by Chris, let's just pretend his alive.(If you get what I mean.)

Peter was actually trying to listen to Mess rant about bow Shuri would help him out with a project. Blushing.

"Ned, please kill me, this trip is offering me to Satan." Peter said. Ned looked at Peter like was he crazy. "If you died, I can't be the guy the chair." Ned said matter of fact.

Peter thought about it and said "True."

(Hello My Name is Nalu, and I hate Lissana. I am also a time skip)

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck

Peter thought, he is dying, God save the prom queen.

And his eyes suddenly closed when he saw who was touring them. May?!

"What the frickty frackly handy dandy?! May?!" Peter shouted.

"Hi Pete! Your cooking later, Tony said." May said then Peter murmured "Dear God, his name isn't Tony his name is Satan." May shook her head and started speaking.

"Hello everyone, my name is May Parker, your friendly neighborhood hot aunt." May winked at Peter. Peter just growled

"So you might be wondering what I'm doing here, well I May Parker is your tour guide but I work with Pepper hand by hand, was assigned here to help somebody avoid certain people." Peter just smiled.

"Well, I'll be handing out badges Pete, Ned, MJ got your badges?" May asked.

The trio nodded and then somebody asked. "What are the color of the badges mean?" May smiled brightly, being with Pepper brought out her smart side.

"Good question, there are 5 colors of badges, there's actually six badges but those badges are given to close people." May smiled and said. "The first badge is the blue badge which will be given out to you guys in a moment, the blue badges mean that you are only allowed for a minimum of time and can only access parts of one floor you need a higher badge to access many floors, these are given out to tours, press and some non important people. Second to that is the green badge. The green badge is for some new interns that are new and still under some people, they carry out some papers that needs to be filled and some reminders for people, they can access 10 floors as they need to roam around freely. Thirdly is yellow, these are for some of the heads of the labs and other places, they control the first 30 floors of the building, they usually work on computers and some old Stark Tech and make them better, they would be lucky if what they improved would be a part of something great. The orange badge is next, being the second highest not counting my badge and some other people's badge, this are the second most important, they are people with important meetings, the leader of the workers, on the yellow badge only control interns, but having an orange badge means that you can play leader and can control up to half of the tower, not counting 60 floors above, these people control the Pepe down here, and finally, the red badge, this badges are for visitors who are close to the Avengers and to those who are part of S.H.I.E.L.D which are deemed worthy." May said. The students looked in awe.

"And I'll explain the last badge, these badges are minimal and only given to those who Tong Stark deems are important to his life and the life of his family, there are two levels, level 2 meaning you come here not very often, sometimes you do like Ant Man, Wasp, Strange, Shuri and T'Challa. Level 1 Badge are for who lives here like the Avengers and the Parkers. These badges do not have specific colors this responds to their traits, for example, Red means fury and passionate, that's for me, Pepper, Natasha. Magenta means magic or sorcery, meaning it is for Wanda, Vision. Apple Green is for Tony's innocent friend meaning it's Bucky, a shock I know, Cap, Thor, and finally Tony's, Tony's has this card where his picture of Iron Man is there and Peter here, has the same kind only different." May winked.

"Well let's start the tour!" Peter nodded at May's fake cheeriness.

(My name is SpideyChelle, fuck Toomes!)

Peter blocked May out the most of parts but he heard Clint whistling, whistling in the vents.

"Clint! You better not throw glitters and gel on my bar again it took me weeks to get those of!" Peter shouted looking at the vent. He heard a dissapointed sigh. "Bucky made cookies, try some. You will die." Peter perked up.

"See you later kiddo." Clint got out of the vent and ruffled Peters hair. Peter touched his hair and shouted "Clint!!!" Clint ran off living Peter to fix his hair.
"I don't know how you pulled of this stunt Parker but remember I was once Tony's kid. And I will triumph over you." Peter rolled his eyes.

"Whatever Chris." Peter then went back to fix his hair and ran his hands through his gelled hair if he can.

He looked damn handsome if his classmates could say so.

May continued and Peter found himself staring at the door of the training room.

"Were gonna watch some Avengers fight." May smiled bright at Peter, to bright.

"No May, your joking right?" May just grinned.

"He can't be there!" May pushed them all inside and there they saw, Odin, Thor and Loki.

"No!!!" Odin perked up at the cry.

"Ah so this is... I shall protect him from any danger." Odin stated. Thor just smiled at his father.

"Indeed father. Indeed." Thor spoke.

"May, why is Godfather here?" May smiled at Peter "His helping me find my one true love" Tony then showed up, "Ah, Son of Stark, with his fellow friends." Odin smiled.
"Peter," Tony grinned widely, but then he saw Chris. "Chris." anger was spat in his voice.

"Dad." Chris spoke grinning widely

"You are not-" Odin started. "Shut up old hag." Chris said.

"You don't say this words in front of my father!" Thor shouted.

"Listen here buddy, you seem to not know where you are so if u could lead you out" May started.

"This was my house." Petr was now glaring at Chris, his anger bubbling up, he had enough of Chris's words and bullying.

"Newsflash this was your house before I took you down." Peter said.

The Avengers looked at the interaction. "Then again, you're weak." Peter stated calm.

Chris was angry and punched Peter, Peter flew backwards.

Chris had inhuman strength.

Peter did a back flip, doing his Spiderman pose. Chris ran to Peter punching him Peter judge and kicked the boy, there was no use holding his strength back so he punched the boy.

Their fight was fast.

Chris was at the ground. Unconscious. Peter was panting when he gave his last punched. (I remembered Natsu here.)

"Never mess with my family." Peter stated.

"Son of Stark! Watch out!" Peter looked back and saw Thor's hammer he blocked it and he didn't flew out the window, he stayed where he was.

He picked the hammer from the ground. "Mr. Thor? I believe this is yours." Peter held out the hammer.

He didn't notice but every body was cheering.

He lifted the hammer when lightning struck down.

"Mr Thor, I don't want to rule Asgard." Peter fainted and everybody laughed.