KOKICHI: Hey Kiiboy

Ouma?! He hasn't texted me in months! W-what do I even say?  Where the heck has he even been?!  And why has he only NOW been texting me when I have spammed him for months!

KIIBO: HEY?! YOU HAVEN'T RESPONDED IN 4 MONTHS OUMA! AND THE FIRST THING YOU SAY IS HEY?!

KOKICHI: Aww does this mean Kiiboy missed me?

Is he being serious? Probably this is Ouma...but still I was worried sick come on!

KIIBO: What happened to you?! Why don't you come to school anymore?

KOKICHI: What's will all the interrogation Keeboy? That's my older brother Shuichi's job! 

KIIBO: I am being serious Ouma, I was worried about you! I thought you were hurt or worse dead!

KOKICHI: How did the teacher react?

Is he seriously ignoring everything I am asking right now?  .....actually that's exactly like him but the ONE time I wish he wasn't joking around! UGHHHHHHH

KIIBO: Are you being serious right now? 

KOKICHI: Yes, was there a party?

KIIBO: ........

KOKICHI: Oh there was! Don't tell me they confiscated my Panta stash that was in my locker though

KIIBO: Yes it was confiscated the teacher literally put it down the toilet, now can you answer my questions please!

KOKICHI: MY PRESCIOUS PANTA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

KIIBO: Ouma please be serious for once! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

KOKICHI: I got abducted by aliens.

...abducted by aliens...abducted by aliens.......abducted by ALIENS?!

KIIBO: You don't really expect me to believe that right?

KOKICHI: So Kiibo didn't get rusty! Yeah that was a lie

KIIBO: So what really happened?

KOKICHI: I got bitten by a spider and I am now a superhero protecting New York City

KIIBO: No you didn't, that's Spiderman.

KOKICHI: I got hit by an acorn and declared the sky was falling

KIIBO: That's chicken little

KOKICHI: I ran for president

KIIBO: Who would even elect you?

KOKICHI: You.

Well can't deny that......

KIIBO: You didn't run for president and we aren't even old enough to run for office Ouma so just tell the truth before we got copyrighted

KOKICHI: NEVER

KIIBO: Seriously your acting like a kid.

KOKICHI: Your problem being?

KIIBO: Cause I am trying to be serious with you Ouma and your acting as if this is some kind of game

KOKICHI: Fine, next time I won't text Keeboy

Oh no what have I done? I don't want him to actually disappear again!

KOKICHI: Just kidding that's a lie! You'll have to deal with me forever Keeboy

Phew....thank goodness....maybe I should just go along with this for now until I can get him to trust me enough to tell me the truth, or I have enough evidence to find out for myself.

KIIBO: Well if you aren't going to tell me what happened can I at least know where you are?

KOKICHI: Narnia

KIIBO: That's a book.

KOKICHI: Neverland, in a magical place called Pixie Hollow

KIIBO: That's a movie franchise

KOKICHI: Oz

KIIBO: That's a book and a movie I'm pretty sure

KOKICHI: You're a wizard Keeboy

KIIBO: That reference doesn't even make sense!

KOKICHI: Muggles.

KIIBO: I'll have you know I am a proud member of Hufflepuff

KOKICHI: Did you take the Pottermore quiz?

KIIBO: Well...no...but still!

KOKICHI: Then it doesn't count you liar! I thought you knew I hate liars!

KIIBO: That's a lie.

KOKICHI: Aww did Keeboy install a lie detector?

KIIBO: I HAVE NO SUCH FUNCTION AND YOU KNOW THAT!

KOKICHI: Are you calling me a pervert Keeboy? At least buy me dinner first

KIIBO: You know that's not what I meant!

KOKICHI: At least tell me first if robots have d*cks

KIIBO: You are still going to ask me that?!

KOKICHI: Nihishi

KIIBO: I....you know what forget it, how are you Ouma?

KOKICHI: Staring out of a window contemplating life

KIIBO: Ok that I know is a lie

KOKICHI: You caught me Keeboy! Yeah I was lying.

KIIBO: Course you were, you aren't the type to get all depressed like that.

KOKICHI: Huh so that's how Keeboy sees me

KIIBO: Well you never have given me many reasons to doubt it, why is something wrong? You know you can talk to me right?

KOKICHI: I was depressed once.

What? Is he finally going to stsrt being honest about it....wait....what could even trigger any type of depression in him? Is it whatever made him leave school?

Or something before we even met and the Ouma I have known this whole time could have just been a lie....I....I hope not. I mean just the very thought of Ouma faking his personality and hiding all these problems so incredibly or the facg J am so dense I can't even tell when my friends are suffering....

KIIBO: Why? What happened?

KOKICHI: My favorite store ran out of Panta for a week.

.....Ouma....this is probably one of his lies....at least I hope so. Cause if jf he seriousky got depressed over a bottle of Panta I will lose it.

KIIBO: Of course you did, can we hang out again like we used to? If you agree I'll buy you as much Panta as you want

KOKICHI: I can't.

KIIBO: Why not? Did you move or something?

KOKICHI: AHSHDUENDHE

What the heck?! Is he just spamming random letters into his phone?!

KOKICHI: Sorry my brother tried to take my phone

Oh. I glanced at my phones clock and my eyes widened. It was already 3 AM.

KIIBO: Oh, which one? What did he want

KOKICHI: I don't know.

KIIBO: Is that just what siblings do?

KOKICHI: Yup 😉

KIIBO: So when can I see you again? I miss you.

KOKICHI: Never.

KIIBO: WHAT?

What never?!

KOKICHI: Nihihisi aww I bet Keeboy was worried.

Ouma......

KOKICHI: I have to go now, bye Keeboy!

I felt my heart sink a little.

KIIBO: Bye Ouma.