Peters p.o.v
"MY HAIR!!!!!" i winced when i heard mr.wilsons voice as i swung away from th tower to be frank im not a barber but I dont think that of we ever meet we'll be friends I i flipped and landed on a rooftop in front of neds house okay so cant go in there as spider-man ever again if mr.wilson saw me here once no doubt hell search the neighborhood probably bring the others too I took off the spidey suit thank full that I'm wearing clothes under it which has a mother cloth under it....which has a mother cloth under it...stood thinking peter focus! I took the suit and stuffed it in the bag then slid down the building jumping halfway down and accidentally landing in the garbage just grea-
'MOVE AWAY' I was too late tho the garbage disposal truck dropped a ton of garbage on top of me. And I could just feel god laughing at me right now I could sense it I sat up and removed the banana of my nose and putting one foot outside of the bin garbage falling all over the place
"*sigh* you know if mr.stark was seen in a garbage people would freak out" I dusted my self off
"But me no ho ho me if they see me in the garbage no doubt they'll think it's just a corpse hence the garbage" I sighed and flipped of the truck that was driving away

Tonys p.o.v
I swear to god I tried not to laugh, I tried to worry okay? But when your college gets dropped of like a package from e-bay with the top part of his hair missing you tend to laugh
"DUDE STOP LAUGHING! IM GOING TO KILL THAT SON OF A B*TCH! YOU MESS WITH THE HAIR YOU MESS WITH ME"
"Didnt didnt he -laugh- already mess with you? *laugh* Specifically-laugh- mess with you hair?" He glared at that
" easy everyone" I looked at fury and I could see his eyes glinting amusement
" it seems that we might have under-estimated our spider friend, Wilson your benched tony your up I expect to see him in custody in 20 minutes"
" custody my ass!! Ik going to have to buy a torture machine at first then the knives then the..." he kept counting on his fingers muttering more weaponry which I highly doubt hes bluffing about as he left
"Fury look as much as I'd love to go around playing catch the mouse i have alot of work to do so get someone else to play cat for you okay?" plus i have a suit i need to work on down there and im almost done with it.

"stark-"

'ah-ah-ah im expensive quite literley so if you want my services your going to have to wait in line" with that i gave him a flashy smile and walked out off the room but not before grabbing spider mans card 

Hey I think this belongs to you I like to return things to where they belong cant risk them getting list am I right?

-from your friendly neighberhood spiderman :)

i couldn't help but chuckle at the note its just so....playful it doesn't scream hey everybody i murdered a child! and his aunt! *sigh*mabye i should give him a visit thank him for giving me a laugh at wilson i tapped the note twice at the palm of my hand and let out a breath and entered the elevator

5 seconds before the door closed i yelled at fury

"im building a wall!" and with that the door closed i thought for a second before deciding to text fury and shut my phone off

"hey fri"

'yes boss'

"how long do you think it will take until pepper finds me passed out in the lab?"

'approximately 42 hours boss but i highly not rec-'

"mute" with that i smiled and entered the lab that enough time  sorry future self whos going to be scolded blame past me for this decision but for now 

''DUM-E pass the miniature monocrystalline and from under the drawer'' i slumped at my seat twirling my pencil around my fingers i sighed and looked at the window eyebrow raised and leaned on my seat 

''*SqUIrT*" 

"aaAHHH" i looked at my shirt covered with foam and glared ta DUM-E

"what the-DUM-E you almost gave me a heart attack!''

''beep beep'' i huffed at that 

"douse me again and i promise ill sell you to a children's hospital let them have fun taking you apart"

"beep"

"what did you just say to me?"

steve's p.o.v

i sighed as tony left the room does that man ever learn *huff* i crossed my arms and looked at fury when he widened his eyes on a text 

"so..." he threw his phone at me and i caught it i couldn't help but smile at the message

stark

and your paying for it

"*huff* get agent barton back to the base if stark is not in then we cant waste anytime"