Lee Hoseok: I had the best time of my life last night

Y/N: I bet you did you HOE

Y/N: And why are you telling me this?

Lee Hoseok: Because we're friends

Y/N: No we're not

Lee Hoseok: Ok whatever but I had a good time last night with my cream puff

Y/N: I'm glad I'm not your cream puff

Lee Hoseok: Katie didn't know what was coming 💦 😏

Lee Hoseok: It's her fault for eating that peach

Y/N: ok umm please stop, I'm getting uncomfortable

Lee Hoseok: Anything you wish babe

I get weak when someone calls me babe.

Y/N: I have to go now.....

Lee Hoseok: Ok babe. That's you contact now

Y/N: I will block you if you do that

Lee Hoseok: Then I will find you

Y/N: I will shove two chopsticks up your asstronaut

Lee Hoseok: My cream puff is calling me now, bye babe

~

"AGHHHH!!!" I scream and stand up. I throw my phone down on my bed and go to take a shower.

In the shower, I kept slipping because of how weak I was.

Babe

He can really shove a cabbage down his esophagus.

Anyways, today I'm going to the movies with Mark today. Not tonight. Today. Mark acts dumb sometimes. We're going to see an action movie and action movies should be seen at night, not day.

I don't know if I should tell him about Hoseok though. He'll probably report him for barraging me which he's not, he's just annoying sometimes.

I mean besides, Hoseok has a girlfriend already, so it doesn't really matter.

Never mind, it does matter because he's a hoe.

~ time skip~

"Hey Y/N." Mark greets me with a grin. I smile back. "Hey, did you wait long?" He shakes his head. "Nah, I just got her myself a couple minutes ago."

My buzzed in my back pocket. I take it out and open it. "One sec." I fake smile and turn my back on him.

Lee Hoseok: Hey babe

Y/N: Don't call me babe, it's very disturbing

Lee Hoseok: Only if you stop calling me hoe

Y/N: but YOU ARE a hoe

Lee Hoseok: But YOU ARE a babe

Y/N: You haven't even seen my face, how do you know I'm a babe? -_-b

Lee Hoseok: I can tell

Lee Hoseok: And anyways, you haven't seen my face so how do YOU know I'm a hoe?

Y/N: Because it's obvious!

Lee Hoseok: Ok babe, well I didn't want to argue today

Y/N: I didn't want to argue with a hoe today either

Lee Hoseok: wyd

Y/N: At the movies with a friend

Lee Hoseok: that's cool, I'm actually going to the movies today with Katie too

Y/N: Nice, but like I really don't want to see it now, rather see it at night Bc it's an action movie.

Lee Hoseok: Action movies are supposed to be seen at night

Y/N: Right?!

Lee Hoseok: You get more into it if you watch it at night

Y/N: That's what I told Mark and he was like: "No! It gives me nightmares if I watch an action movie at night."

Lee Hoseok: Who's Mark?

Y/N: My friend I'm going to the movies with

Lee Hoseok: Make sure he doesn't do anything to you

Y/N: You're not my dad

Lee Hoseok: Daddy*

Lee Hoseok: Babe, He could try to take advantage of you

Y/N: Mark and I have been friends since birth

Y/N: He knows not to lay a hand on me without my permission

Lee Hoseok: So you have to give him permission to touch you, so he asks you if he can touch you or not?

Y/N: Mark and I are not like that, just friends. You have a really perverted mind

Lee Hoseok: I do babe ;)

Y/N: I gtg you hoe

Lee Hoseok: Me too babe, Katie is waiting for me, ttyl 💋

Y/N: 🤢

"Ready?" Mark asks me as I put my phone up. I turn to him and nod happily. "Yep." He takes out his arm and asks me with his eyes. I smile and link arms with him.

"Let's get some popcorn and some snacks, I didn't have breakfast this morning." I said as we walked in the building. My stomach grumbles. Mark chuckles and we go into the line. We got our food and went to the theater room.

When the movie began, two people quickly sneaked in and sat in the seats beside us. Not long, I heard quiet moans from them. Mark notices to and whispers into my ear.

"Is that what I think I'm hearing?"

"Unfortunately yes."

Mark and I continue to watch the movie, trying to ignore the two behind us. A few minutes later, it gets louder and very disturbing.

I turn around and whisper loudly. "Hey, can you two do that somewhere else, we're trying to watch a movie." They both stop and look at me. I couldn't see their faces at all and they couldn't see mine.

"Mind your own business girl." The girl says and goes back to kissing her boyfriend. I roll my eyes and face the movie.

"So?" Mark whispers. "Did they stop?"

"What does it look like?" I try to pay attention to the movie. Mark decided to turn around. "Hey um excuse me, can you guys please do that outside, others are trying to enjoy the movie." He whispers pretty loudly.

"Shh!"

I glue my eyes to the screen and eat my snacks.

"Who told you you can tell us what to do?" The girl says in a normal tone.

"SHH!!"

"Katie, ignore them." They guy says in a husky voice. My eyes widen and I stand up and face them along with Mark.

"But Jihoonie, they need to learn their lesson!!" Katie pouts.

Not Jihoon of WANNA ONE, I'm just using the name.

Could this be Hoseok's girlfriend?

"Hey, you guys are disturbing everyone else in the movie theatre, so you can stop what your doing and we can all be ok good terms or you can catch these hands."

Katie stands up and slaps me across the cheek. "You shut your mouth you bitch."

That just popped my bubble. Mark knew it did too. I stretch my hands and get Mark and I's shared bucket of popcorn.

I dump it all on top of her. She screams and gets a random person's bucket and attempts to pour the popcorn on me. I catch her wrist and reverse it where she got dumped.

Mark takes our drinks and pours it on Jihoon. "What the hell!?" Jihoon shouts.

"SHHHHHHHH!"

Two security guards come and order us out the theater.

Well I have some tea for Hoseok.