My Baby Namjoon <3:

Hey..

Yoongi:

Heyo~

My Baby Namjoon <3:

Can I ask you something?

Yoongi:

um Yeah sure

My Baby Namjoon <3:

Can I call?

Yoongi:

..sure

Yoongi:

If we're gonna plot revenge against our exes we should know what we sound like :D

My Baby Namjoon <3:

Lol yeah

My Baby Namjoon <3 is calling

Answer? 

||Yes||No||

"..."

N-  "Yoongi?"

N- "It's me, Namjoon."

Y- "So this is what you sound like."

 N- "Hehe, yep."

N- "You, on the other hand don't sound like what I thought you would."

Y- "What do you mean?"

N- " I dunno, you just seemed like you'd sound more macho."

Y- "I AM MACHO"

Y- "I'M ALSO SWAG"

N- "Yes you are haha.."

N- "But in all due seriousness, I think I found a way to call out our exes."

Y- "You did?"

N- "It's pretty simple, I can't believe I never thought of it earlier."

N- "We just call both of our exes to meet up at a cafe or building or whatever."

Y- "That..that could work."

N- "But before hand we should meet each other IRL."

N- "We both live in Seoul and go to Seoul University!"

Y- "Hehe yeah.."

Y- "But I don't know if you'd like to meet me in real life.."

N- "Of course I wanna meet you in real life!"

N- "You look awesome, you sound awesome, you are awesome!!"

Y- "I've...I've never been complimented like that before.."

N- "Are you serious? Not even Jungkook?"

Y- "Nope..."

N- "My god he doesn't know what he's missing."

Y- "Haha, yep!"

N- "So how about in a week, at X Coffee Shop?"

Y- "In a week?! That's too short!!"

N- "Or maybe you're just nervous."

Y- "THE KING OF SWAG IS NEVER NERVOUS!!"

N- "You sure?"

Y- "Okay, maybe a little..."

N- "Haha...So it's set, in one week we meet, okay?"

Y- "Okay!"

N- "Oh crap I gotta go to the library, it's gonna close soon, talk to you later?"

Y- "Yeah, bye!"

N- "Bye!"

Call ended

~ Hewwo, tis I, Dear Authornim~! I would like to dedicate this chapter (my god this sounds so formal) to CamilaMinki cause she a cool af loyal reader of this FF and Namgi trash. Yay okay, Authornim OUT