Namjoon <3:

Hey Yoongi?

Yoongi:

Yeah?

Namjoon <3:

Remember when we first met after I accidentally texted you thinking you were my ex?

Yoongi:

lol yeah

Namjoon <3:

He said he got a new boyfriend and...

Namjoon <3:

He keeps sending me their selcas...

Yoongi:

What a jerk D:

Namjoon <3 has sent a file attachment.

Namjoon <3:

My ex is the one on the left...

Yoongi:

hOLD UP IS THAT JEON JUNGKOOK ON THE RIGHT??

Namjoon <3:

You know his current?

Yoongi:

ThAt'S mY eX nExT tO yOuRs oHmYgOd

Namjoon <3:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME D:

Namjoon <3:

mY EX IS DATING MY BEST FRIEND'S EX MYGOD

Yoongi:

I'm your best friend? (◔ω◔)

Namjoon <3:

yes you are but is this rEALLY THE TIME TO TALK ABOUT OUR FRIENDSHIP STATUS

Yoongi:

"Status" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Namjoon <3:

yOONGI IM BEING SERIOUS

Yoongi:

okay okay talk

Namjoon <3:

tHIS MEANS WE HAVE A CHANCE AT REVENGE

Namjoon <3:

OUR EXES ARE DATING EACH OTHER

Namjoon <3:

LETS TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS SOMEHOW

Yoongi:

YOU BRAIN MONSTER YOU'RE SO RIGHT

Namjoon <3:

I KNOW IM RIGHT

Namjoon <3:

IM KING NAMJOON

Yoongi:

.3.

Yoongi:

THEN IM THE KING OF SWAG

Namjoon <3:

YES YOU ARE

Yoongi:

LETS DO DIS

-Anyeonghaseyo, it is I, dear Authornim! I'm thinking of making longer text chapters and stuff for more reading and stuff.  Do you like this fanfiction? If you do, please vote, share, and comment to get the word out! Thank you~