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D: HEY. FOCUS ON THE PROBLEM AT HAND.
W: YOU ARE ALWAYS THE PROBLEM AT HAND.

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W: I just wanna date the type of guy that goes above and beyond
W: I just wanna date the type of guy that pays for parking on a Sunday
W: That's the kind of stuff that really butters my eggroll

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D: Be safe
W: When am I not safe?

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W: In your opinion what's the height of stupidity?
D: How tall are you?

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D: Hey man can I have some
W: No
D: 135 76 107
W: That was my-
D: Social security number? I know

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W: How bout some Beethoven?
D: all right. You want Moonlight Sonata?
W: Nope. you know what I want
D: Is it Fur Elise?
W: it is Fur Elise, yes
D: all right
W: I'm waiting, puppet boy
W: What are you doing?!
D: I'm jazzing it up daddio!
W: You can't do that! This is the devil's music
D: IM FREE
W: What's happening?!
D: I'm floating on Jazz! It's what Beethoven would have wanted! Quit being such a nerd!

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D: I'm a fucking catch, you bitch

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W: Megan can be scary man
D: They're literally not; They are sweet and pure and bake u cookies, what is your issue
W: They just KO'ed Conner how are you not afraid

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D: I've got two plane tickets and enough money for literally thousands of milkshakes; are you in or out
W: I've been at the airport for the last forty seconds where you at

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W: So you're coming for dinner this weekend right
D: no
W: that wasn't a fucking question

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D: You betrayed me, you bonfire lookin bitch

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D: I am mistaken?
D: Those are fighting words

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W: The work of GODS

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D: Wally, I considered you my friend
D: But if your life was in danger tomorrow, I wouldn't lift a finger to help you

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W: OP do you take constructive criticism?
D: Absolutely fucking not

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D: What's up sluts, smash that MF like button for more content and don't 4get 2 subscribe, also I got merch in the description below ;)))

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D: I go to bother Jay him and ask "what does the 'm' in 'smexy' even mean?" and Timmy looks at me and goes "m stands for slope"
D: Like yeah, you got it, man

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W: Has Tim always been this much of a sassy bitch?
D: That one time he got kidnapped we walked in on the villains threatening him with a knife and he said "what are you gonna do? Stab me?"
D: So yes, he's always been a sassy bitch

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D: Have I ever told you the real story of how Superbat got together
W: THE FUCK NO YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE NOT
D: OKAY SO
D: Clark was walking down the hall in the Watchtower and he tripped over "fucking nothing" when he saw Bruce walk past (which was actually Diana's lasso of truth leftover from the league trying to get them together) and Bruce ended up trying to catch him and they both fell so that Bruce was laying on top of Clark's chest and the lasso wrapped around Clark's ankle
D: According to Diana the words exchanged were
D: "Your an idiot, Clark" "god please fucking date me"

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W: People talk about women being "emotional" and "overreacting" but you don't see a woman making an arch-nemesis out of an albino whale and obsessively chasing it down like a lunatic for 585 pages

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D: Dude having a crush on me is a cliche and frankly, I think you're better than that
W: We're?? dating??

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W: Didn't you turn 18 last year?
D: Yes. And I'll keep turning 18 until I decide to stop.

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D: Hey hey hey stop with the crazy talk, leave that in crazy town

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W: What was that?
D: Guess the music just speaks to me
W: Guess we don't have a language barrier

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D: Aww did he find someone prettier and more successful?
D: That must suck
D: I mean, not that I would know
D: But I took an acting class once, so I think I can manage

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W: You can do that?
D: Of course, I can, do you even know what my name is?

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D: Beauty isn't everything. It's the only thing.

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W: Can I ask a dumb question?
D: Better than anyone I know

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D: Huh, it doesn't look so sad written in calligraphy

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W: Get your gay cereal killer ass over here dude

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D: Moral of the story is, I'm a rich person who just got richer

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W: Two questions 1) why, and 2) w h y

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W: Oh look what the cat dragged in
D: *sadistic demon cougar

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D: Humankind can not gain anything without first giving something in return, bitch

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W: Well, we got kicked out

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D: what r u gonna do if I'm not?

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W: WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?! SHE SAID SHES GONNA DIE!
D: THAT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION

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D: YEET YAH
W: DONT U FUCKIN YEET YAH ME

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W: I can handle the kitchen fire but I draw the line at murder 2nite
D: 2morrow?
W: ok

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D: Everything is not fine, I retract my statement.

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W: babe why do you look like you're about to cry into your bowl of fruit loops?

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D: That was deep man
W: really I type all that shit and my feelings out and that's what u say

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W: o my fucking god you're right
D: always am

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D: I will not hesitate
W: hesitate with what
D: I won't hesitate
W: understandable

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W: I breathed
D: u sinned

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D: You're telling me
D: That a sh
D: A shrimp fried this rice

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W: The man bun
W: Is just a millennial mullet

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D: Reasons you should love Jason Peter Todd:
D: 1. Because he fucking deserves it
D: 2. Please

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W: I like how they're less like gangs and more like just a buncha hot dudes hanging out together and being great friends

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D: People really need to start appreciating the efforts I put into not being a serial killer

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W: Gotcha!
D: Who turned off the lights?
W: Did you just make a joke or are you serious

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D: I'll give you half of my life so you give me half of yours!
W: Half?! I'll give you all of it!

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W: OH SHIT THEY HAVE A COUNTERMEASURE FOR ALL OF MY TWO (2) ATTACKS

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D: I like talking to you
D: and I don't like talking to anybody

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W: If you dropped each of these girls in a random shounen series, each one would be the respective best girl of her series. I don't know how, but he literally designed a female cast comprised of all best girls. Bless him.

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D: You've reached the house of unrecognized talent

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W: Just be glad I caught him before he died

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