Spider-Man, Daredevil, and Deadpool were chasing a criminal down an alleyway.  He was holding a machine gun. 

Once he realized he was cornered, he turned around, pointing his gun at the three red-suited heroes that were pursuing him. 

"Hey, you're actually calling me a hero?" Deadpool said.  "Yes I am a fucking hero.  Take that you little asshats."

"Who are you talking to?" Daredevil asked.

"That person right there, on the other side of the screen?  The story just called me a hero."

Everyone looked at Deadpool with confusion, shrugged, and returned their focus to what was occurring before them.

The criminal held the gun, shaking with anger.  "Who would dare fight me while I have this gun in my hands?"

Spider-Man stepped forward.  "I'm your huckleberry."

"You're...what?" Daredevil asked.

"It's from that really old movie?  You know...Tombstone?"

"Dammit, DD, the kid is reciting a line from the legendary Doc Holliday...from 25 years ago when he was still a sperm with a flagellum dick," said Deadpool.  "You uncultured swine."

"I haven't seen it," replied Daredevil.

"Of course you haven't, you can't see anything."  He looked back at the criminal.  "Now, where were we?"

"I WILL TURN YOU TO SWISS CHEESE!" the criminal screamed. 

"That's not necessary, because I'm already delicious enough without any cheesemaking."

"GAHHHHHHHH!!!!"  The gun fired. 

Daredevil leapt out of the way, mounting a fire escape in preparation of dropping on top of the criminal.  Deadpool ran at him straight-on, getting hit by several bullets in the process.  Spider-Man jumped to the side and fired a web at the gun, yanking it from his hands.

"FUCK!" Deadpool screamed once it was all over and the criminal was pinned to the ground.  Bloody bullet holes decorated his chest.  "You ruined my new suit.  I'm sending you a bill for that.  Expect it in 5-7 business days."