Hey ppl!
What's up? Sub kuch theek hai na? Just asking cuz I'm not theek thaak. Reason? How can I win a damn writing challenge? 🤔

As u all know, I can be found on Insta as well now, so there I joint this community called The_Inked_Square. There was this weekend challenge they had in which the participants shoukd write letter to society with a Bollywood twist. And as u know how crazy Bollywood is 😅😅, it was really odd for me to think and write something cuz the dialogues here are such, "kutte kamine main tera khoon pejaunga" when I hear this I think to myself, is he a mosquito to drink blood? No, but why he says that?

Another example of such crazy dialogues is, "kitne aadmi the" I think you all know this iconic dialogue but have you ever thought why Gabbar Singh ask that to Kalia? Let me tell you why. Just cuz he don't know math 😎

One more example, it's last promise 😊

"Mere pas bangla hai, gadi hai, bank balance hai tumhare pas Kya hai? Haii" First of all plz tell me which crazy rich person go around telling about his wealth? Nahi nahi ab bata bhi do, kaun karta hai aisa? Nazar ke bare me suna hai kabhi?  If u don't, then be awake till 1am and switch on the t.v. No need to change channel cuz on ever channel they will tell and sell the 'NAZAR KA SAMAAN'😂😂😂

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One more dialogueeeeeeee 😂😂😂😂😂
Plz don't be angry and enjoy. Pinky promise this one is last. After this I'll try  be serious🤣🤣
Explain me later about this logic of pinky promise 😜

"Vardi toh aati jaati rahegi abhi toh Teja Kapde utaarne hain" nahi, nahi, aap kapde utaarne se phaile ye bataiya, Indian government aap ke papa jiiiiiii ki kahai Kay?? 😡😑😑. Aisehi kapde utaar te phir rahe hai. Kuch laaj sharam hai ki nahi? Ghar me baap bhai to hunge hi na? 😒

Jokes apart now. I'll tell what I wrote.
So before that let me tell u it's magic cuz I join it a day before yesterday, submitted my entry yesterday and today I'm 1st winner 😲😲

I think kuch locha hai 😂😂😂

This is what I subbimeted:
It's a secret don't tell to any one, *whispers* I broke one rule that is, I haven't followed word count cuz I just got flown away with feelings 😅😅

I kindly request the person who is reading this to laugh beforehand cuz later I won't give you a chance. The reason to laugh? Simple...I'm speaking in English. Weird? No, not at all. I know you might be thinking I have lost my mind that I'm telling you to laugh without any serious reason. Plz, stress on 'serious' cuz these days we either laugh on a serious topic or become angry on them. Okay, let's not deviate and get back to what I was talking.

I'm sure you have heard this iconic dialogue, "I can Talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English because English is a very Funny Language" but these days, English isn't a funny language anymore. It has become a thing to divide ppl according to class. Yes, you read it right, it does is diving ppl in classes. As this dialogue says, "Is Desh Mein Angrezi Zabaan Nahi Hai … Class Hai”.

Don't believe me? Okay, then let me tell you the mindset of we, Indians. If you talk in English, you are educated and if not, you are illiterate. Society these days is like, "Today God Promise I Speak English … Because English Is India And India Is English”.What's the logic boss? In ancient times our country was a place where the Sanskrit and hind was spoken, so will you tell your ancestors as illiterate? Will you tell them a lower class? If yes, then congrats, you belong to it too cuz they were your ancestors.

These days English is taking over Hindi, a language which separates we Indians from the other countries. Hindi, a language which was derived from Sanskrit, known to be the mother of all languages, is getting lost for India. Just think for a while, what's the use of call India as Hindustan without Hindi? We are losing our culture and roots. Rather than rising up we are falling down. India is suffering from a massive colonial hangover. It's no surprise. You also know this deep down. Plz, don't deny. The best example of our society is this dialogue, “Ek France Banda, German Banda Speak Wrong English, We No Problem, Ek Indian Banda Say Wrong English, Banda He Bekaar Ho Jaata Hai Ji”. We ourself are making our value-less in the eyes of this world. In the race to learn a language which doesn't even belong to our nation, we are losing our colour. The colour that defines us "THE I NDIANS". The colour of unity. The colour of culture. Who is responsible? We are...

Parents are focusing so much in English...that if their child doesn't speak English they have to bear the shame of the society...so now a days the parents are only focusing on English and they are forgetting their own roots for this so called competition of this do called society...ohh no I'm not saying that we should only learn Hindi, no, no...cuz if we have to survive in this competitive world we have to learn English... you think once, why are we learning English cuz we want to achieve something . Do you know, Hindi, our national language is so good cuz it teaches a person etiquette, morals, respect.

Let's do something about it. Let's be bilingual. We should not onlt focus on English but on our roots too... Do you know, which is the most spoken language? I think it's Spanish (if we were only to look at native speakers). Why Spanish is most spoken? Why not English? Cuz those ppl know how to preserve their country's culture,roots and heritage.

Only a request, plz wake up before it's too late and we only learn Hindi as a language that used to exist on Google. Our proud history should be spoken loudly for the world to take notice. Save India, save yourself. You can't let your culture dissolve in the polluted water of this world which is getting polluted by the classes ppl are making.

I know what you are thinking right now. That I'm telling you to save Hindi and I'm only speaking in English. You are free to laugh on me cuz I'm a part of this society, a part of you. At last only one thing left to say and that is, " koi bhi desh perfect nahi hota... ussey perfect banana padta hai..."

And I was tagged with this on their page

I'll stop cuz I think I'm hallucinating.
See ya next time guys with my stupidity and craziness 😂😂😂

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