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ill be back to bom soon im on a huge dangan kick- these wont be as good as the Classic Bom Ones but im doing it for mt own entertainment so like-

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makoto: so,, when it comes to donuts, all of a sudden you can do math in your head??

aoi: mhm!

makoto: okay- whats 19154 donuts divided by 61 people?

aoi, without missing a beat: easy!! 314!!

makoto: okay, and what if they were slices of pizza?

aoi: uhh,,,, carry the four, and then,,,,,,,,,

aoi: nope, doesn't work like that

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toko, sighing happily: master could end my life any day and id thank him!!

hiro: yeah we'd thank him too

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mondo: santa's kind of an asshole, like- he spends one day of the year working and spends the rest of the year judging you!!

aoi: him and byakuya would probably get along!

byakuya, in the next room: stop talking shit asahina

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makoto at one of those dining hall meeting things: why do you have your shirt off??

hiro, really fuckign proudly: cant spill food on your shirt if you aren't wearing one!!!!!

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taka and mondo: we look good in hats :D

taka and mondo: long tails and spats :0

taka and mondo: when we hit the town togeeether babey- we know where its ats B)

taka: ,,youre pluralizing at?? 

mondo: work with me brain boy

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makoto: is this the part where you tell me you'll kill me if I hurt kyoko-?

kyoko's dad: nope! if you hurt kyoko shes perfectly capable of killing you herself, probably with a variety of weapons

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taka: what you do if I got hit by a truck?

mondo: id run over help you and call an ambulance!

byakuya: id be the driver

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celeste: adults don't care about their birthdays.

hifumi: last year you rode in on a horse??

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kyoko: whatre you doing?

makoto, taking a buzzfeed quiz to see what kind of toast he is: super cool ultimate stuff

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sakura: hina, can I ask you a favor?

aoi: I would literally kill myself and the rest of class 78 for you but go on

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junko: welcome to fucking applebees, you want apples or bees?

makoto, deeply confused: wh- bees??

junko: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!!!!!!

mukuro: *walks out of kitchen vigorously shaking a jar of bees*

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byakuya: anyone who wants to be successful needs to act first and apologize later. as heir to the togami empire, I have mastered this.

aoi: you literally never apologize

byakuya: I would, had I ever been wrong.

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sakura: *lightly carries aoi bridal style while chatting idly*

mondo: *fucking charges past with taka over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and shrieking his head off*

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hiro: its just a moo point.

chihiro: a moo point-?

hiro: yeah, its like a cow's opinion- its pointless! its moo

makoto: have I been around him too long or did that make total sense??

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makoto: look byakuya, you're part of class 78 and I want us to work together, but you're a great big bag of dicks

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hiro: im going to taco bell, ya want anything?

taka, tearing up: I want my bro back :(

hiro: ,,yeah dude I got like, twelve bucks

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kyoko: I would rather lie here and bleed out than talk about my dad for five minutes

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monokuma: I trapped you all here because I crave the deadliest game!!

celeste, nodding: ah, knife monopoly...

monokuma:

monokuma: I was actually gonna make you all kill each other but now im really interested in what knife monopoly is-

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kyoko: somethings changed.

makoto: oh its my new cologne, I don't really like it but-

kyoko: no not you, I know what you smell like-

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chihiro ig: *asks for relationship advice*

taka: well, it doesn't matter how good looking you are! its about whats underneath!!!

mondo: right! muscles

taka: that's not-

mondo, getting up: c'mon ill show you how to bench press a truck

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mondo, petting a dog happily: you don't blame me for the whole brother thing, right?

dog: *walks away*

mondo: fuck

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makoto, just trying to make the guy feel better: hey, taka!! hows it going? :D

taka, post-chapter-two: I am a festive piñata and god is a thirteen year old boy whose parents just announced their divorce.

makoto: 

makoto: that's uh.

makoto: cool?

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yeah I should sleep early tonight bye!!