Open When You Want To Pop The Question

OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY?

WHY ARE YOU READING THIS?

GO. GO DO IT.

ITS A YES.

I'M PRE-ANSWERING.

YES.

I WILL MARRY YOU.

GO ASK.

I DONT EVEN NEED A RING.

PROPOSE WITH A GODDAMN ONION RING.

ITS A YES.

Wait.

No.

It's not a yes.

I mean, I've obviously proposed first ;)

Love,

Mitch