I was tugged by GodismyDD.

Rules:
1. You must answer each question and the tag should be done in a chapter of your own.
2. Every time you are tagged, you add a question to be answered.
3. If you have been tagged before only answer the new questions (so no need to number them).
4. At the end of the chapter tag anyone you want and document the number of questions currently.

Now that that's out of the way, here are the questions and the answers!!

What is you secret identity?
Dude, why are you asking for my secret identify. It's SECRET!!!! Why in the world should I trust you?! What reason have you give me?

Would you rather be a sloth or a sheep?
Are you asking from the viewpoint of Zootopia? Cause I despise the sheep in that. . . But in real life sheep are pretty cool. They're very mild mannered, like I tend to be. They're just chilln', eaten their grass. No stress, no worry, providing people with nice warm sweaters and socks. I can respect that!! Also sloths are so slow. . . And I'm pretty fast at most things. So, that doesn't really work.

Now for my question!!!

What was the funniest thing you heard this week?

I'm gonna answer this one. So one of my best friends is in college, and he was writing his annotated bibliography for his paper on depression and suicide among teens and the stress school puts on them (I'm pretty sure it was for his Psychology class). And we were texting and he was going on about how boring it was. And at one point he goes,
"Kill me. Please."
And so I'm like, "Isn't that kind of ironic, seeing as what your bibliography is about?"
And he's like, "I know, right?! 😁. But technically it's not suicide if YOU kill me."
And I go, "It's homicide."
And then he says this, "Well, since we're best friends. It's homie-cide."

I just. . . I'm STILL laughing at that joke, a day later.

Alrighty, I tag:
OswinOswald-
(you can always tag me back if you want. I don't mind.

Here are the questions:
What is you secret identity?
Would you rather be a sloth or a sheep?
What was the funniest thing you heard this week?

Also, remember to post the rules when you do it!!

P.S. (for a few select people). Did you guys see the part I updated called, TAG! YOU'RE IT (Or, STUPID RULES)? Cause I'm not sure you guys got a notification about me tagging you or whatever.