Choices (South Park) {Craig Tucker}

Choices (South Park) {Craig Tucker}

2,098 100 3

In which Craig Tucker has newly arrived in South Park, is newly attending South Park's only high school and is ready for a very mundane few years.Or, is he? A story told in only Craig's perspective, in which you decide how his new life in a new town plays out. Will it be boring? Perhaps. Will it be exciting? It's up to you, really. Will it be gay? Of fucking course.…

Daydream (South Park) {BoyxBoy}

Daydream (South Park) {BoyxBoy}

3,036 123 3

Tweek Tweak, Kevin Stoley and Kyle Broflovski have a few things in common. From taste in books to taste in the male gender, there's quite a bit to discuss among the three. However, the most notable thing, is their tendencies to daydream. To sit there and dream of a world were they're able to happily and openly be with who they desire.…

The Act (South Park) {StanxKyle}

The Act (South Park) {StanxKyle}

3,633 116 2

Ever since he could remember, Stanley Marsh had been forced to believe the controversial views of his parents; everything was a sin, everything was against God's plan for himself. He couldn't have sex before marriage, he couldn't go out drinking with his friends and he certainly couldn't have 'impure' thoughts about his best friend, Kyle Broflovski.So Stan has to push Kyle away; his friendship, his kindness. He pulls out an act, forcing himself to appear disgusted by Kyle and his obsession with skinship. It wasn't intended to homophobic. It was all coincidence that Kyle happened to come out as pansexual just as he was acting this way.…

Meddlers (South Park) {IkexFirkle}

Meddlers (South Park) {IkexFirkle}

3,579 161 3

After Ike shamelessly admits his crush on Firkle to his friends, he regrets it. They tease him for his schoolyard shenanigans, but quickly decide what's best for him. Which is forming Operation: Fike, an ordeal used to meddle and mess with both Ike and Firkle in order to get them together.…

Mutated (South Park) {ZOMBIE AU}

Mutated (South Park) {ZOMBIE AU}

2,134 111 2

It's overrun. Zombies roam the streets. Some sprint, some crawl, some walk. They're all different forms of mutations, all a terrifying result of numerous disgusting experiments conducted by scientists. It's all the news channels blare about, and the residents of South Park doubted that such an extreme virus would happen upon their forgotten town. Oh, how wrong they were. So, instead of preparing, stocking up on weapons and food and water, they relaxed. Believing that they were safe was so naive, so stupid, that it's almost as if they deserve to get torn to shreds by the infected. -----A South Park zombie apocalypse story with multiple choices at the end of each chapter. Choices which lead to the introduction of some, deaths of others and various relationships blooming in such a toxic environment.…

The Warehouse (South Park)

The Warehouse (South Park)

979 63 1

It was a cold, Halloween night when the boys met up. They gathered before a warehouse, a scientific warehouse. Seeking out to get some cheap thrills and good scares, they enter the facility which once belonged to Dr Alphonso Maphesto, who's presumingly been dead for years. While they're just wanting to have some fun, to possibly see some dead, mutated animal carcasses it seems they've bitten off more than they can chew upon entering. There's not just dead animals, but slowly decomposing, foul smelling, deceased humans too.…

South Park Headcanons

South Park Headcanons

1,468 58 1

I'm a ball of sodium chloride…

NEW GIRL IN SOUTH PARK?!?!

NEW GIRL IN SOUTH PARK?!?!

2,505 131 6

Theres a new girl in south park and shes turning the town uppside down!!!!!11shee's harbouring a secret! no, shes not gay but shes a neko?!?!?!?!?!?????!she hides her deformities, attending south park high school and ultimately falling for the infamous CRaig Tuckerwill their love blossom like a sakura tree in spring? read to find out!…

Ask Blazedarkness

Ask Blazedarkness

672 34 2

I'm like really boredNo one will ask anything anywayThis will just be awkwardly sat on my account with no votes, no comments and no reads…

Dramatic: ACT II (COMPLETED)(South Park) {Yaoi}

Dramatic: ACT II (COMPLETED)(South Park) {Yaoi}

26,123 1,280 17

A new year means only one thing to Tweek Tweak, a new play. This year, means so much more to him, as said play happens to be his boyfriends favourite. Tweek is determined to snatch the lead male role of Scarecrow, but he's not the only one who yearns to play the character. As it's his favourite play, and he's recently discovered his small talent in acting, Craig Tucker wishes to try out, and he also wants the role of Scarecrow. Tweek allows Craig to audition, believing that Craig couldn't possibly surpass him and win the role. However, Tweek couldn't be more wrong. (LONG AWAITED SEQUEL TO DRAMATIC) (THAT YOU SHOULD'NT READ IF YOU WANT TO REMEMBER DRAMATIC AS A GOOD FIC) COVER BY @TOKIMASU…

Stalker (ON HOLD)(South Park) {KevinxClyde}

Stalker (ON HOLD)(South Park) {KevinxClyde}

13,319 679 14

Until Clyde Donavon was paired with Kevin Stoley for a school project, he didn't know the dark haired nerd existed!However, Kevin wasn't in the same position. He knew Clyde existed, and knew more than he should about the brunette. His underwear size, how long he brushed his teeth before bed (approximately three and a half minutes) and his cologne brand. He knew all this, because Kevin was in love with Clyde. Madly in love. So mad, he's gotten to the point of stalking him.…

Sippy Cup (South Park)

Sippy Cup (South Park)

12,313 635 11

BOOK THREE IN A MELANIE MARTINEZ THEMED SERIES'Blood still stains when the sheets are washed. Sex don't sleep when the lights are off. Kids are still depressed when you dress them up, and syrup is still syrup in a Sippy Cup.' COVER DRAWN BY @Tokimasu…

Choir Boy (South Park) {GregoryxChristophe}

Choir Boy (South Park) {GregoryxChristophe}

7,917 319 4

Christophe Delorne can be described in one phrase:Hater of God and all things holyEveryday the French boy curses God's name; when he wakes up, before meals and before he sleeps. Sick of his attitude, Christophe's mother demands he attends church, and literally drags him to every Sunday mass. One visit, he spies an angel. Well, an angel in his eyes. This angel with the beautiful blonde locks and the blazing blue eyes is known as Gregory Yardale. The Choir Boy.…

CryBaby (COMPLETED)(South Park)

CryBaby (COMPLETED)(South Park)

28,788 1,608 18

(BOOK TWO OF A MELANIE MARTINEZ THEMED SERIES)'They call me Crybaby, CryBaby, but I don't fucking care. CryBaby, CryBaby, so I'll laugh through my tears.' COVER DRAWN BY @TOKIMASU…

South Park: Rants and shit

South Park: Rants and shit

7,023 274 8

Just random South Park related things. I'm bored and angry so why not…

Ouija (COMPLETED)(South Park) {DamienxPip}

Ouija (COMPLETED)(South Park) {DamienxPip}

63,481 2,676 10

After playing with a Ouija Board, Phillip 'Pip' Pirrup finds a demon. Just casually sat on his bed.But not just any demon. The Prince, and future ruler, of Hell; Damien Thorne. Told Completely In Pip's Perspective. Under Editing…

Possession (COMPLETED) (South Park) {DamienxPip}

Possession (COMPLETED) (South Park) {DamienxPip}

35,104 1,483 19

When Gregory starts to notice that Pip Pirrup's behaviour has changed dramatically, he starts to ask questions. Questions he may never get the true answer too.Pip Pirrup has been possessed. Possessed by the Prince of Hell, Damien Thorn. COVER DRAWN BY @TOKIMASU…

Love Me, Not Her (COMPLETED) (South Park) {ClydexToken}

Love Me, Not Her (COMPLETED) (South Park) {ClydexToken}

30,627 1,369 9

UNDER EDITING - SPELLING MISTAKES Token trailed kisses from Clyde's lips, to his jaw, to his neck. Butterfly kisses. Kisses which were soft, yet passionate. Kisses which drove Clyde over the edge."I love you." Token whispered between each hot kiss. Clyde leant into the taller male, breath hitched. "I love you too." The same words left Token's mouth in relation to his girlfriend, Nicole. The same mouth left kisses on her neck, on her jawline and her lips. Token was seeing two people: Clyde Donavan and Nicole Daniels. Clyde knew this. He knew that Token didn't have the heart to leave Nicole. However, Clyde didn't have the heart to share. Every day, every night, the same phrase ran through the brunette's mind. A phrase he knew was selfish, but he couldn't stop himself.'Love ME, not HER." SEQUEL TO LOVE YOU, SPAZ…

Dollhouse (COMPLETED)(South Park)

Dollhouse (COMPLETED)(South Park)

75,592 3,834 21

(BOOK ONE OF A MELANIE MARTINEZ THEMED SERIES)'Everybody, thinks that we're perfect. Please don't let them look through the curtains...' COVER BY @TOKIMASU GIRAFFE ADDITION 🖤…

Lipstick (COMPLETED)(South Park) {FirkleXIke}

Lipstick (COMPLETED)(South Park) {FirkleXIke}

38,731 1,575 15

"Lipstick claims things." The words from Henrietta clouded Firkle's mind as he finally made his move. As the goth grabbed Ike Broflovski by the shirt, he whispered one thing. "Mine." Then, they kissed. Firkle's purple lips stained Ike's, and Firkle broke away proud. He had just claimed Ike Broflovski, a boy he'd had his eye on for years. COVER DRAWN BY @TOKIMASU…