Ask Craig and his 'Non-Friends' Vol.2
Because wattpad says 200 parts is too many. Bullshit. From now on, questions are answered here.-Craig…
Because wattpad says 200 parts is too many. Bullshit. From now on, questions are answered here.-Craig…
Ask Craig and his non-friends anything you want! He will answer every single question with 100% honesty Signed:Clyde…
Craig and Clyde have done it now, they've pissed off the drama teacher. She isnt happy, and as a punishment she forces them to join in on this years production of Alice in Wonderland. Unfortunately for Craig, his old enemy Tweek Tweak is one of the star roles. As he is forced to help Tweek learn his lines, get him in costume and basically serve him Craig realises he might not hate Tweek as much as he thought.However, it's not better for Clyde. He's forced to help out with costume and set, which he hates, but there is one good thing about the situation; the cute costume designer COVER BY @TOKIMASU…
This is what the South Parkers do on Facebook!…
Idea by me and @thecarttersshipperDebates and discussions about our characters, ships and whatever you desire! (Obviously has to be South Park related)…
Based on a YouTube video tumblr linked me to which I can't remember because I'm a professional.Beaten, bruised, broken the blonde haired, blue eyed boys all waited in line. Waited to be sold off to another pervert. All of them holding their breaths in hope they don't get picked, in hope that someone would stop this terrible trade.Amongst the boys is Alois Trancy, a cocky, brat full of personality. Alois didn't care whether he got picked or not. He would just accept it. He hated it, but he would keep his mouth closed, it had already gotten him into enough trouble already. Right after Alois had been looked at the door had burst open, a blue haired boy with a dark mysterious butler standing there. The boy holding a document that would change the boys lives forever.…
Silky jet black hairDeep Crimson eyesPale clear skinThe coldest stare everBut somehow, when he looked at me his stare wasn't as cold..Is this mystery person all in Pip's imagination? He seemed too real.. Pip remembered him sitting next to him at lunch, waiting at his locker after every class. He has to be real, but if he is how come no one else remembers the name Damien Thorn?…
I'll update this when in bored…
I've done this before, and now I'll do it again! But bigger, better and cuter!…
Craig and Tweek hate each other. Following the first fight, came more. They fought so much, an intervention was held at some point. While they may hate each other, they can't seem to stay away from each other. Even when they argue, there seems to be an excited twinkle in each teens eye, a hint of a smile on each teens lips.It's strange. How can two hate each other so much but still hang out? It's caused a lot of questions and theories, the main one claiming they're in love. And, it's not just the other students who believe it. Friends, family, everyone seems to be whispering behind Craig and Tweek's backs, all the same three worded phrase:'They're definitely dating.'…
Stan has just turned 17, next year he gets to rule his kingdom, for his birthday he's gone his own personal servant, Kyle Broflovski. Kyle is one of the youngest servants Stan has ever met, he's also one of the cutest.Stan realises he has feelings for this servant boy, which he knows nothing about. Stan life will change forever when Kyle accepts his feelings and they finally share a kiss(BOYXBOY JUST SAYIN)…
With Mr Garrison banishing all Canadians from South Park, Ike's normal life changes. Most of the things everyone else can do, Ike can't. One of the main things is he can't be in a relationship with any American. His boyfriend of 4 months is taken away from him, and if there seen together they'll be put in prison, their love is illegal.BOYXBOY JUST SAYIN…
UNDER EDITING - SPELLING ERRORS In this book, I have one ultimate goal: to piss of the fandom.…
It's been three months since Kenny and Kyle became official. It's been three years since Stan started having romantic feelings for Kyle. Stan always wanted to confess, but never worked up the needed courage. Now Kyle's taken, and he radiates happiness in his new relationship. Stan wishes he knew what it would be like to date the boy he's liked for years, but he can hardly believe it when his wish is granted.One legged, wrinkled and small, the Gypsy cast the curse upon Stan and Kenny. A curse detailing that the two would wake up as each other, and live the lives of the opposite. The curse is almost a gift to Stan, but seems to be the complete opposite for Kenny.…
!UNDER EDITING¡Kyle broflovski went down hill after high school. Unlike his super best friend Stan who's now a cop.Kyle, kenny and Cartman live in a run down shitty apartment and have to steal to get most things in life. There white trash but they always get out of trouble. All thanks to Kyle, whenever they get in caught they can get of scot free! Kyle has made a deal with Stan that whenever there caught he will forget about it or not mention it. The deal is that Kyle has sex with his best friend. His best friend who has feelings for him. And the three boys use this to their advantage.Kyle has a girlfriend, and Stan knows this. But the thought of the feisty, troublesome red head still turns him on.But one day Kyle is caught by a different cop, and his friends ditch him. He has a choice, stay with Stan and be watched twenty four seven or go to jail...…
Oneshots of the South Park ship style! Stanxkyle.This is my otp! So I want to write more of it!…
Tweek Tweak is the new boy at South Park High. Craig Tucker is an openly gay, rule breaker and a professional when it comes to getting what he wants. When Craig is told to show this twitchy boy around he likes the look of him, really likes the look of him. To try and make sure he gets what he wants he makes tweek his 'bottom bitch' or his 'fuck buddy' Tweek is a little scared, really confused and just goes along with it. He thinks it's just a little fling or whatever.But he can't help but feel different about the whole thing whenever Craig whispers in his ear:"Love you, spaz"…
"Eaves dropper is back! Hey everyone! Eaves dropper is back!!" Those are the words nobody at South Park high school want to hear. Eaves dropper is back and bigger, smarter and faster then ever! Except it's not a rat... It's a student! Will everyone's secrets be put in the open? Most likely, eaves dropper never gives up.…
Can Kyle forget the past and learn to love Stan? CONTINUATION TO LET ME LOVE YOU STANXKYLE…
Metrosexual is in once more, and every male is obsessing. Obnoxious amounts of hairspray and aftershave, tight and bright clothing and extra shinned shoes. All of the boys in Kyle's grade seem to be joining in, everyone but Kyle himself. The others find him as an outsider; a freak; a butch. He's picked on for being 'straight', even if he is the complete opposite. Kyle isn't straight, he's gay.…