Hello Rosie!


You, Charlie, Sunset, Twilight, and Vaggie returned to the hotel, and everyone else was brought up to speed on the fact Vaggie was a fallen angel and what happened concerning the trial.

Charlie was cut off from everyone else.

(Y/N): So, yeah, that's the story.

Angel Dust: Hey, are you sensitive about the lack of wings just like the lack of tits?

(Y/N): Angel; who the fuck starts a conversation like that? We just got back!

Niffty: Yeah, I mean look at them.

Niffty pointed to Twilight and Sunset, who both had pretty big breasts.

(Y/N): So? Even flat chested girls are attractive!

Vaggie: Okay, can we drop this please?

Husk: Well, I got one. How come every time Charlie talks to someone from Heaven we get into even deeper shit?

(Y/N): Well, most of them are dicks, and Charlie is already losing it.

Twilight: Honestly, I can't say I blame her. But couldn't Sera have at least thought of an alternative? The end doesn't justify the means!

Sunset: Yeah, this is the X-Laws all over again.

Angel Dust: Speaking of our fearless leader, where is she? Isn't it about time she had another "doomed-to-fail" plan?

(Y/N): Upstairs in her room.

In Charlie's room...

https://youtu.be/01ZZ_Zzffx8

As Vaggie left, you knew something had to be done.

(Y/N): I'm going to find Charlie, Twilight, Sunset, you both follow Vaggie. We're going to fix this!

Sunset: You're right (Y/N). We won't give up.

Twilight: Like Yoh usually says, "It'll all work out." Staying optimistic and calm will help.

You decide to locate Charlie, while both former Equestrians chase after Vaggie.

In a town full of cannibals...

Alastor leads Charlie through the town as she starts ranting.

Charlie: I mean three years! I've been sharing my life with her for that long and I tell her everything! My hopes, dreams, insecurities, embarrassing habits, what fucking deodorant I like, and she keeps something like this from me?! Why would she lie about it for so long? Was she scared that I still wouldn't accept her? What about me—me—says un-understanding? I- Where are we? 

Alastor: Cannibal Town! There's a friend of mine I think you should meet.

Charlie: In Cannibal Town? But it's, it's... surprisingly nice here. 

Alastor: Isn't it, though? And it's all thanks to a very special someone. 

The two arrived at an emporium where they meet the leader of the cannibals, Rosie! 

Rosie (Leader of the Cannibals! Despite her status, she's surprisingly very nice! Always wants people to stay true to themselves! Voiced by Leslie Rodriguez Kritzer! (Who played the Lady of the Lake in Spamalot!)) 

Rosie: Well who hasn't thought about eating their first husband? I certainly would have if he didn't taste so bad! Hehe, I tell ya what, you bring ol' tall dark and armless to me, and I'll straighten him right out, Okay sweetie? 

She gives the card out to the person she was talking to until she saw Alastor! 

Rosie: Alastor? ALASTOR! Where have you been? These halls really lost some of their sparkle without your lively presence and-

She picked up Charlie's sense. 

Rosie: Oh. Who's this ya brought with you? Come now, Alastor, she's much too young for you! *Charlie rolls her eyes* Oh I'm just kidding. I know you're an Ace in the hole.

Alastor: A what now? 

Rosie: But where are your manners mister? Introduce us why don't you?

Alastor: Ah yes, Charlie, this is Rosie. She's the most darling, delightful, and dangerous overlord this side of the Pentagram. 

Rosie: Oh! Always such a charmer. 

Alastor: And Rosie, it's my pleasure to introduce you to Princess Charlie Morningstar. Daughter of Lucifer and heir to the throne of Hell. 

Charlie: Uh ... how do you do? 

Rosie: Well, isn't this a regal surprise! Can I offer you something to eat? I'm sure I have a leg around here or somethin'. Oh, what am I thinkin'? Small thing like you? You're probably watchin' your figure! How bout some nice pinkie fingers instead? 

She brought up a box of pinkie fingers. 

Charlie: Uh, no thanks. 

Rosei: Oh, look at you! So polite! Alastor, you could learn a thing or two. Well, sit down. Sit down. Tell Auntie Rosie what she can do for you. Ya know, Alastor. I got a premo-connect on a guy with about eight blocks of territory and not enough goons to run it. Prime pickin's for a deal to be made, my friend.

Alastor: Appreciate the offer, but we're here on business of another kind. 

Rosie: Well don't keep me in suspense! I'm a very busy woman. 

Charlie: Well, the extermination is coming early, and it'll be here in a month, and tey're coming for my hotel and friends first and- 

Alastor: We need your help. Your cannibals' help at least, to fend off the attack. 

Rosie: Wow! When you ask a favor ya don't start small, do ya, your highness? Oh now, don't fret.  I didn't say I wouldn't help. But I assume there's more to this plan then a bunch of unarmed cannibals.

Alastor: Oh your people will be far from helpless when we're done with them. And by the end, they will be able to eat, their fill. 

Rosie: Well, in any case, sure! Why not? 

Charlie: Really? 

Rosie: What can I say? I like your moxie, girl. And old Alastor has never done me wrong before.

Charlie: Oooh! Thank you! 

(Y/N): 

https://youtu.be/b4VzeMmW5s0

Play from 0:03-end... 

Charlie: AGH! (Y/N)! 

(Y/N): So, this is where you were?! 

Alastor: Looks like the cat's out of the bag. 

(Y/N): Mind filling me in on what's going on? 

At the same time... 

Vaggie: HEY! CARMINE! WE NEED TO TALK! 

Vaggie was pounding on Carmilla's door. 

Vaggie: I know what you did on extermination day. We can talk about it inside, or I can yell about it out here.

Twilight: HEY! 

Vaggie: AGH! Shit, Twilight, what are you trying to do, give me a fucking heart attack? 

Twilight: Sunset and I aren't going to let you do this alone. We're doing this together. 

Sunset: Hey, Ms. Carmilla, we need to talk! 

Carmilla comes out. 

Carmilla: Give me one good reason, why I shouldn't exterminate you all? 

Twilight: We know you killed an angel. 

Sunset: So, why don't you want to help us fight? This is your home too. 

Carmilla: I do not wish to invite destruction into my house, on my daughters. 

Sunset: And you think we asked for this to happen? All Charlie wants is to make things better! Even for you! 

Carmilla: And how exactly has that worked out? 

Vaggie: We didn't start this fight, but it's here now. And they aren't going to stop with us. You didn't see the look on their leader's face. With us out of the way, it's only a matter of time before they come for the rest of you. They won't stop until all of Hell is wiped out, so you can help us make a stand here together, or you can stand alone tomorrow. And what do you think your chances will be then?

Carmilla kicks all three of them! 

Twilight: AGH! What was that for? 

Sunset: DAMN IT! What the hell, bitch?! 

Carmilla: Angels attack quickly, viciously, and without mercy. You'll need to defend better than that.

Back at Cannibal Town.. 

Rosie: Cannibals and Cannibettes, assemble in the square. 

She brings Charlie to the gazebo. 

https://youtu.be/5ProIxdzRvo

Back with Twilight's group... 

Twilight, Sunset, and Vaggie were trying to defend against Carmilla's relentless attacks! 

Vaggie: OW! FUCK! 

Sunset: GEEZ! WHAT IS THIS?! 

Carmilla: Isn't it obvious? I'm teaching you to fight the angels. 

Twilight: BY BEATING US UP?! 

Carmilla: I'm showing the flaws in their fighting style. 

She took her hairnet down. 

Vaggie: Hey, you know I'm an exorcist? 

Carmilla: You have a giant X over your eye and wield an angelic spear. It's not rocket science. Before you found out about me, did you know angels could be harmed?

Carmilla tries to kick Vaggie, but she dodged and lands a blow with a knee kick! 

Carmilla: That shows in how you fight. You leave yourself open with every swing. You fight like someone unafraid of harm, and this is what you'll take advantage of. Angels wield no shields, little armor and fight with reckless abandon. Strike them here, here, and here.

She attacks in different spots. 

Twilight: What is this? Angelic weapons? How has no one else figured it out? 

Carmilla: Angelic steel isn't common, and those who have it aren't exactly rushing off to test it against exorcists.

https://youtu.be/cXpna0qt698

Twilight: Vaggie! You have wings! 

Sunset: Does this mean- 

Carmilla: You actually have a chance. 

Twilight: Great, now we're going to need all the Angelic Weapons you can give us. 

Meanwhile... 

You were with Rosie and Charlie in Rosie's office. 

(Y/N): What the hell was that, Charlie? Are you okay? 

Charlie: (Y/N), what do you do when someone you love lies to you about who they are? 

(Y/N): I accept them. 

Charlie: Huh? 

Rosie: Oh, romance! I'm good with that too, Dearie. 

(Y/N): Well, Rosie, Charlie's girlfriend is Vaggie, and she's a former Exorcist Angel. And never had the guts to tell her. 

Rosie: Oh, shit! Quite a secret. How does that make you feel?

Charlie: Just, angry, because we share everything, because she always supported me, and my ideas, and-and- and now, I don't know whether or not that was just more of the lies! Oh no, that's a horrible thing to think! 
(Y/N): Do you still love Vaggie? 

Charlie: Of course, I do. 

Rosie: Have you ever once doubted that she loved you in return?

Charlie: No. 

Rosie: So what's the problem? 

Charlie: She took part in the very thing we've been working so hard to end!

Rosie: Well, isn't that silly hotel of yours all about redemption?


(Y/N): Yeah! Exactly! Vaggie agreed to join so she could make up for the fact that she slaughtered people. 

Charlie: She knows better than anyone that i believe in second chances, why not tell me?

(Y/N): (Sigh) You know, a lot of friends I have, were once enemies of mine. Some, wandered far from the teachings of our master. Others, followed the wrong people, and learned to better themselves. I know this one guy, his name is Vegeta. When I first met him, he was a violent and brutal monster. He only desired to fight, and he didn't care who he hurt along the way to get what he wanted. I defeated him, and well, I was convinced to spare him. My comrades and I, we encountered him again and again, and he got to work with us to fight bigger threats. I began to see some good in him, he had a code of honor, and better standards. He lost his people, his family, to a tyrant who blew up his home planet, and made him his slave. And he even sacrificed himself to atone for all his wrongdoings. He made a big mistake, but I forgave him. He's not just my rival, he's one of the best friends I've ever made. No one's perfect. And if there's one thing I learned, actions speak louder than words. My buddy, improved himself, and became a good guy. And what has Vaggie done? 

Charlie: That she believes in me, and what we're doing. Right now she's off learning how to protect everything we've worked for. And, I can't even pitch my hotel right!

Rosie: Well how do you normally explain your hotel?

Charlie: By singing. But that never works.

Rosie: It will work here, trust me. 

Charlie goes back into the crowd. 

https://youtu.be/y1yNk8VeqqI

Back at the hotel... 

You and Charlie return with all the cannibals by your side, while Twilight, Sunset, and Vaggie are hauling loads of angelic weapons. 

(Y/N): Well, look who's back. 

Twilight and Sunset: How did it go? 

(Y/N): Awesome! 

They both hugged and kissed you. 

Sunset: Figured it would work with you helping out. 

Twilight: That's our man. 

(Y/N): Heh. Now, I think you two are due a makeup. 

You three back up to give Charlie and Vaggie some room. 

Vaggie: Charlie, I--

Charlie: Hold that thought. Err.. Ah! I got you a souvenir from Cannibal Town.


She gives Vaggie a shrunken head on a keychain. 

Vaggie: Oh, Charlie! 

Charlie:  The wings are new. They look nice~. Come on, let's go home.

(Y/N): I wonder how the gang's doing. 

Angel Dust, Niffty, Husk, and Sir Pentious are all working on defenses. 

Sir Pentious: Come along, let's put some effort into these fortifications.

Angel Dust: Well, look who decided to show up. We thought we were fightin' by ourselves.

Twilight: Hey, you guys are going to help? 

Sir Pentious: Of course! We're not a bunch of pussssies! 

Husk: I just got used to you guys. I ain't finding no new drinking buddies. 

(Y/N): Aww, you grumpy pussycat. 

Niffty: I've named all the stains on the carpet. That one's Fred. 

(Y/N): Glad to have you all aboard. Okay, Team, we've got work to do! 

The final battle with the Exorcists was approaching! 


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