Asuka was getting the chance to know her new coworkers. 

(Y/N): So? What do you think? 

She looked at Shinji and Rei. 

Asuka: Hmm ... 

Then she looked at Team RWBY. 

Asuka: Clearly you guys have luck on your side to have gotten this far. 

Ruby: WHAT?! 

Weiss: SAY THAT AGAIN, BITCH! 

Yang: YEAH, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! 

Asuka: I'm just saying, you're looking at a prodigy here. Besides, those two over there barely got it held together. 

Shinji angrily crushed his can of soda. 

Rei just glared at her. 

Misato: Uh ... hey, come on now, you all should try and get along. 

Asuka: Yeah right. With them? Not a chance. 

(Y/N): Oh don't worry, I'm sure it'll get better with time! 

Misato: See? That's the spi- AGH! 

Suddenly Misato's eyes were covered. 

???: Guess who. 

Misato: AGH! YOU! 

Ryoji Kaji (Investigator employed by NERV, and Misato's former boyfriend!) 

Kaji: I see you're still drinking in the middle of the day. 

(Y/N): Uh ... Misato, who is this? 

Misato: Right. This is ... Kaji. He's ... my ex-boyfriend. 

Kaji: Sup? 

(Y/N): Pretty good. Were you the one who brought Asuka here? 

Kaji: Yep. 

Asuka: Isn't he cool? 

(Y/N): He looks nice. 

Kaji: I already recognize you guys from the reports. (Y/N) (L/N), Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao-Long, and then there's you Shinji Ikari. You all took down three Angels. Plus, you piloted an Eva with no prior training. 

Asuka: WHAT?! But ... I ... defeated one all by myself. 

Blake: Didn't you have help from the UN Navy? 

Asuka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! DEN MUND HALTEN! Du dumme, idiotische Katzenschlampe!!!

Blake: I don't know what you said, and I don't even want to know. 

(Y/N): Best if you didn't. What she said was very insulting. 

Yang: Hey Kaji, did you know we live with Misato? 

Kaji: Oh is that so? Does she still sleep sprawled over the bed, drooling, and surrounded by empty cans of beer? 

Shinji: HAHAHA! Yeah, that's Misato alright. And well- 

(Y/N): I wake her up, and she's like, "Five more minutes! I still need to-" 

Misato: (all red) OKAY! LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT! PLEASE?! 

Kaji: Right, see you later. 

Kaji then left. 

(Y/N): Oh come on, he's a nice guy from what I see. So what if he's your Ex? 

Misato: My ex meeting the man I'm in love with? This is a nightmare. 

At Shinji's School... 

Toji: WHAT?! You mean to tell me that this girl is an EVA pilot? 

Shinji: Pretty much. 

Kensuke: Well, I guess the special ones get chosen to be pilots. 

Shinji: Special? 

Kensuke: No offense. 

Shinji: It's ... fine. 

Toji: Hey, it's your job anyway, it's not like you can help it. 

Then Asuka appeared. 

Shinji: Oh God, there she is. 

Asuka: Well well, look who it is. Mr. Loser. 

Shinji: Why? 

Kensuke: Wow, she's cute. 

Toji: And her personality must be garbage. 

Asuka: WHAT?! 

In a few seconds... 

Toji was unconscious as Asuka had beat the living shit out of him. 

Asuka: Dummkopf. 

Much much later... 

Asuka: Geez! Japanese schools are so dull! What low standards! 

Shinji: It's not my fault. 

Asuka: And is the teacher an idiot? He actually bought all that government disinformation? 

Shinji: Huh? 

Asuka: OH MY GOD! You don't know about the Second Impact? 

Shinji: What? Sure I do. Antarctica evaporated because of a giant meteorite. 

Asuka: Heh, wow you really don't know anything, do you dumbass? Fifteen years ago, a humanoid object known as the first Angel was found in Antarctica, during the probe a massive explosion occurred of unknown origin. That was the Second Impact. And we're supposed to prevent a third one from happening. 

And so... 

Another Angel Attack occurred! 

Israfel 

(Y/N): Okay, now we need to be cautious. This could be dangerous and- 

Asuka: Out of the way, let me show you how a real pro handles this! 

Asuka charged Unit 02 in! 

(Y/N): Oh god damn it! 

Asuka slashed the thing in half, but- 

(Y/N): CRAP! 

The two began to overpower Unit 02! 

Asuka: HEY! LET ME GO YOU- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

You caught Unit 02 just in time, and then quickly eliminated both Angels. 

(Y/N): Asuka, are you okay? 

Asuka saw you, and she blushed hard. 

Asuka: Oh mein Gott, du bist so heiß!

(Y/N): (blushing) Thanks! 

Asuka: AGH! I didn't mean to say that! I- 

(Y/N): Sure you did.