Enlighten Us

Iateurdog created a conversation with MomSquared, Birdnot, ItsSteven!, Xx_PercyCPH_xX, and bob. to a conversation.
Iateurdog named the conversation 'Creamy Memes and Broken Dreams'

Birdnot: Amethyst? What is this?

Iateurdog: well p it's a meme group duh

Birdnot: What's a... 'meme'? If this is anything like those books I found in your room I'm removing @ItsSteven! Immediately.

ItsSteven!: What? Remove me

ItsSteven!: from what?^^^

Birdnot: Oh, nothing, don't worry about it.

Iateurdog: u kno you didnt have to @ him right

Birdnot: What do you know about mentioning people? You were the one who created this conversation in the first place.

Xx_PercyCPH_xX: getting spiteful?

bob.: someone please explain to my why this is called creamy meme and broken dreams. because that sums up my entire existence.

ItsSteven!: -insert gasp here- Wait, why did you make this group chat at an unspoken hour at night?

ItsSteven!: if this is your way of telling us you need an intervention, I'm all for helping

Iateurdog:

Xx_PercyCPH_xX: :0 I've encountered this before, it's the rarest—

bob.: oh. those memes. we all know i embody vine in every way, shape, and form. dead.

ItsSteven!: well you're getting an intervention too, Lapis.

bob.: i want to stay in bed.

Birdnot: Is this a group therapy session I sense?

ItsSteven!: Yay-! Group therapy!!

bob.: i have no want or need to do counseling.

Iateurdog: u ar just jealous i have more memes than u guys

Iateurdog:

ItsSteven!:

Birdnot:

bob.:

Xx_PercyCPH_xX:

MomSquared has added EternalFlame, and NotElsa to 'Creamy Memes and Broken Dreams'

MomSquared has gone AFK.

EternalFlame: sorry bout that m8 you just gave me a whole wss crisis

NotElsa: ruby no.

Birdnot: I'm sure we would all appreciate for you to refrain from using such aggressive language.

ItsSteven!: pearl where do u keep the bleach I never want to see ever again

Xx_PercyCPH_xX: foolish of you to think a meme as bad as that will phase me

Iateurdog: o rly?

Xx_PercyCPH_xX: try me.

Iateurdog: pm me

NotElsa: i don't even wanna know.

ItsSteven!: but wait, don't you already know?

ItsSteven!: cuz future vision and all?

NotElsa: and that is why.

bob.: what hurts the most is that im sitting right next to her phone and i can see everything.

bob.: why am i alive again.

Birdnot: Where do you find such appalling images from?

Birdnot: @Iateurdog

Iateurdog: sorry lol i was showing pdot how wrong she was

bob.: i look away.

bob.: for TWO MINUTES.

bob.: and she's crying.

Xx_PercyCPH_xX: Steven if that bleach stuff can get rid of whatever I just witnessed I want in

ItsSteven: it's in the bathroom

EternalFlame: i mean it's disturbing and all but is it worth it

ItsSteven: my childhood innocence is no more,...

Birdnot: Well, Steven is a child and we can only imagine what Peridot saw...

bob.: as long as she doesn't show me.

Iateurdog: y'all need to chill out it was just some nsfw memeage

Birdnot: What does NSFW stand for?

Birdnot: Or do I not want to know?

Xx_PercyCPH_xX: whatever you do, don't ask. don't.

Iateurdog: @Birdnot pm

ItsSteven!: pearl no! I don't want to lose you too!

ItsSteven!: @Xx_PercyCPH_xX I found the bleach

ItsSteven!: come over and let's cry in the bathroom together.

ItsSteven! And Xx_PercyCPH_xX have gone AFK.

NotElsa: pearl make a good decision and don't do it.

EternalFlame: or I might have to go hurt someone

Birdnot has gone AFK.
Birdnot has gone offline.

EternalFlame: Also it's not gay enough in here

EternalFlame and NotElsa have gone offline.
MomSquared is now online.

Iateurdog: hey

bob.: oh hello there.

Iateurdog: garnet why isn't p resounding to dms

MomSquared: she's sparing herself

Iateurdog: explains y her dms aren't open

MomSquared: she knows what you're gonna do

MomSquared: and quite frankly we don't appreciate it

ItsSteven! is now online.
Xx_PercyCPH_xX is now online.

ItsSteven!: the bleach didn't work

Xx_PercyCPH_xX: abort mission soldier

Xx_PercyCPH_xX: we had a good run.

Iateurdog: yo stevo and pdot get it

Iateurdog: drink that Clorox haha

bob.: i could go for some clorox rn.

MomSquared: I told you guys not to mess with bleach. It's unhealthy.

ItsSteven: unhealthy or not it didn't give me my robbed childhood back

bob.: next time you mess with bleach i demand to be there or there will be consequences.

Xx_PercyCPH_xX: lapis's threats are vv real btw for those of you who don't already know

Iateurdog: lol try me ill send you dm porn

ItsSteven!: two things:

ItsSteven!: One- please, don't do that

ItsSteven!: two-

ItsSteven: Amethyst you weren't even drinking bleach with us!!!

Birdnot is now online.

Birdnot: Steven

Birdnot: you were drinking bleach?!?!!!

Iateurdog: lol p be laying down the smack womp womp

ItsSteven!: !!!!!^

Birdnot: Did you????

MomSquared: no. They didn't. It's a meme, Pearl.

Birdnot: Aren't they what Amethyst has?

ItsSteven!: hey, me too!!

Birdnot: And Steven...

Iateurdog: well if ur all going to not send the good memes and let me do the work then I'm out guys

Birdnot: Good riddance..

Iateurdog has left the conversation.

ItsSteven!: well if the memethyst left, I guess I gotta also

Birdnot: I didn't want to be here, anyway.

Birdnot And ItsSteven! have left the conversation.

bob.: well

bob.: i guess this means my memes are the creamiest and my brokens are the dreamiest

bob.: rawr xD

Xx_PercyCPH_xX: you're lucky I'm in a previous commitment or else I'd press charges because no one uses rawr XD and doesn't want me to cuddle them I mean have you seen me

bob.: well i guess you're lucky i don't want that.

Xx_PercyCPH_xX: wait

Xx_PercyCPH_xX: Lapis

bob.: wat

Xx_PercyCPH_xX: since when were we judging memes?

bob.: always.

Xx_PercyCPH_xX: well I don't want to unnecessarily ruin my self esteem with this

Xx_PercyCPH_xX has left the conversation.

bob.: whatever.

bob.: weak.

bob. has left the conversation.

MomSquared: I win.

MomSquared has gone offline.

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