Enlighten Us
Iateurdog created a conversation with MomSquared, Birdnot, ItsSteven!, Xx_PercyCPH_xX, and bob. to a conversation.
Iateurdog named the conversation 'Creamy Memes and Broken Dreams'
Birdnot: Amethyst? What is this?
Iateurdog: well p it's a meme group duh
Birdnot: What's a... 'meme'? If this is anything like those books I found in your room I'm removing @ItsSteven! Immediately.
ItsSteven!: What? Remove me
ItsSteven!: from what?^^^
Birdnot: Oh, nothing, don't worry about it.
Iateurdog: u kno you didnt have to @ him right
Birdnot: What do you know about mentioning people? You were the one who created this conversation in the first place.
Xx_PercyCPH_xX: getting spiteful?
bob.: someone please explain to my why this is called creamy meme and broken dreams. because that sums up my entire existence.
ItsSteven!: -insert gasp here- Wait, why did you make this group chat at an unspoken hour at night?
ItsSteven!: if this is your way of telling us you need an intervention, I'm all for helping
Iateurdog:

Xx_PercyCPH_xX: :0 I've encountered this before, it's the rarest—
bob.: oh. those memes. we all know i embody vine in every way, shape, and form. dead.
ItsSteven!: well you're getting an intervention too, Lapis.
bob.: i want to stay in bed.
Birdnot: Is this a group therapy session I sense?
ItsSteven!: Yay-! Group therapy!!
bob.: i have no want or need to do counseling.
Iateurdog: u ar just jealous i have more memes than u guys
Iateurdog:

ItsSteven!:
Birdnot:
bob.:
Xx_PercyCPH_xX:
MomSquared has added EternalFlame, and NotElsa to 'Creamy Memes and Broken Dreams'
MomSquared has gone AFK.
EternalFlame: sorry bout that m8 you just gave me a whole wss crisis
NotElsa: ruby no.
Birdnot: I'm sure we would all appreciate for you to refrain from using such aggressive language.
ItsSteven!: pearl where do u keep the bleach I never want to see ever again
Xx_PercyCPH_xX: foolish of you to think a meme as bad as that will phase me
Iateurdog: o rly?
Xx_PercyCPH_xX: try me.
Iateurdog: pm me
NotElsa: i don't even wanna know.
ItsSteven!: but wait, don't you already know?
ItsSteven!: cuz future vision and all?
NotElsa: and that is why.
bob.: what hurts the most is that im sitting right next to her phone and i can see everything.
bob.: why am i alive again.
Birdnot: Where do you find such appalling images from?
Birdnot: @Iateurdog
Iateurdog: sorry lol i was showing pdot how wrong she was
bob.: i look away.
bob.: for TWO MINUTES.
bob.: and she's crying.
Xx_PercyCPH_xX: Steven if that bleach stuff can get rid of whatever I just witnessed I want in
ItsSteven: it's in the bathroom
EternalFlame: i mean it's disturbing and all but is it worth it
ItsSteven: my childhood innocence is no more,...
Birdnot: Well, Steven is a child and we can only imagine what Peridot saw...
bob.: as long as she doesn't show me.
Iateurdog: y'all need to chill out it was just some nsfw memeage
Birdnot: What does NSFW stand for?
Birdnot: Or do I not want to know?
Xx_PercyCPH_xX: whatever you do, don't ask. don't.
Iateurdog: @Birdnot pm
ItsSteven!: pearl no! I don't want to lose you too!
ItsSteven!: @Xx_PercyCPH_xX I found the bleach
ItsSteven!: come over and let's cry in the bathroom together.
ItsSteven! And Xx_PercyCPH_xX have gone AFK.
NotElsa: pearl make a good decision and don't do it.
EternalFlame: or I might have to go hurt someone
Birdnot has gone AFK.
Birdnot has gone offline.
EternalFlame: Also it's not gay enough in here
EternalFlame and NotElsa have gone offline.
MomSquared is now online.
Iateurdog: hey
bob.: oh hello there.
Iateurdog: garnet why isn't p resounding to dms
MomSquared: she's sparing herself
Iateurdog: explains y her dms aren't open
MomSquared: she knows what you're gonna do
MomSquared: and quite frankly we don't appreciate it
ItsSteven! is now online.
Xx_PercyCPH_xX is now online.
ItsSteven!: the bleach didn't work
Xx_PercyCPH_xX: abort mission soldier
Xx_PercyCPH_xX: we had a good run.
Iateurdog: yo stevo and pdot get it
Iateurdog: drink that Clorox haha
bob.: i could go for some clorox rn.
MomSquared: I told you guys not to mess with bleach. It's unhealthy.
ItsSteven: unhealthy or not it didn't give me my robbed childhood back
bob.: next time you mess with bleach i demand to be there or there will be consequences.
Xx_PercyCPH_xX: lapis's threats are vv real btw for those of you who don't already know
Iateurdog: lol try me ill send you dm porn
ItsSteven!: two things:
ItsSteven!: One- please, don't do that
ItsSteven!: two-
ItsSteven: Amethyst you weren't even drinking bleach with us!!!
Birdnot is now online.
Birdnot: Steven
Birdnot: you were drinking bleach?!?!!!
Iateurdog: lol p be laying down the smack womp womp
ItsSteven!: !!!!!^
Birdnot: Did you????
MomSquared: no. They didn't. It's a meme, Pearl.
Birdnot: Aren't they what Amethyst has?
ItsSteven!: hey, me too!!
Birdnot: And Steven...
Iateurdog: well if ur all going to not send the good memes and let me do the work then I'm out guys
Birdnot: Good riddance..
Iateurdog has left the conversation.
ItsSteven!: well if the memethyst left, I guess I gotta also
Birdnot: I didn't want to be here, anyway.
Birdnot And ItsSteven! have left the conversation.
bob.: well
bob.: i guess this means my memes are the creamiest and my brokens are the dreamiest
bob.: rawr xD
Xx_PercyCPH_xX: you're lucky I'm in a previous commitment or else I'd press charges because no one uses rawr XD and doesn't want me to cuddle them I mean have you seen me
bob.: well i guess you're lucky i don't want that.
Xx_PercyCPH_xX: wait
Xx_PercyCPH_xX: Lapis
bob.: wat
Xx_PercyCPH_xX: since when were we judging memes?
bob.: always.
Xx_PercyCPH_xX: well I don't want to unnecessarily ruin my self esteem with this
Xx_PercyCPH_xX has left the conversation.
bob.: whatever.
bob.: weak.
bob. has left the conversation.
MomSquared: I win.
MomSquared has gone offline.
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