In drama class we where taught a basic format for stories:
Once upon a time...
And every day...
Until one day...
Because of that... (x3)
And ever since then...
The moral of the story is...

So, I made two random story's using that:

1) Pizza
Once soon a time there was a slice of pizza.
And every day it went to work at an In n Out.
Until one day when the place caught on fire because someone -cAuGh- pizza -CaUgH- forgot to take out the fries.
Because of that it no longer had a job
Because of that it couldn't pay rent
Because of that it was evicted
And ever since that day the pizza always took out the fries before anything else
The moral of the story is don't abandon food while it's cooking

2)
Once upon a time there was a foot (auto corrected but I just went with it)
And every day it would fly to and from the sun.
Until one day someone put a sock on it
Because of that it's wings where stuck
Because of that it couldn't fly to the sun
Because of that it didn't get enough exercise for it's wings.
And ever since that day it's wings where and couldn't move without hurting
The moral of the story is don't wear socks.