"Why did you send Haruhi out?" I asked annoyed that she wasn't back yet.

"Coffee," the twins replied making me glare.

"Couldn0t you have gone by yourselves?" I asked annoyed.

"No," they replied blunly, making me have an anime vein. Those two are just-

Soon the guests started to come inside, and so we got to work. The guys had gotten in some ridiculous attire of men in siver armor. As always, I passed.

Tamaki said some of the supid emotional crap that made girls swoon, when the funiest thing happened.

"Pretending to be gallant by repackaging it in those sweet words in their own ineptitude of not being able to preserve his own life. Right Daisy?" a girl said calmly, makig me smirk.

"I like you," I said sitting beside her, as Tamaki looked wide-eyed.

"Oh, Silver you're just to inteligent!" another girl said as I smirked again. 

"Please tell me you're coming here everyday!" I said grinning while the girls giggled and Silver actually hugged me, surpricing me and making many guests glare. I awkwardly patted her back, but she stayed there with a smile on her face. At least she's not one of the other girls. I mean, it's normal for her to hug me right? She thinks I'm a boy...

"Then," Tamaki said containing a glare. "Which type of words would you prefer?"

"Yes," a new voice said. "If it were me... I would never leave her alone.If you're gonna fight then fight together. If you don't accomplish it then you would end your lives together."

"Dramatic," I said sweatdropping. 

"I vow I shall never leave your side till me life ends," he/she said while kissing Haruhi's hand.

"Rose-sama!" Daisy said, as Silver stood uo pulling me with them. "You're too much... why were you so late?"

"You're incorrigible,.. I see you found a lovely person aswell," Silver said still hugging me.

"Ah, quite the pretty face isn't she?" Rose said taking my chin making me feel kinda awkward. "I found this one by pure luck... Even though they're disguised as boys I can tell with one glance."

The three girls started admiring our faces making it even weirder. I coughed awkwardly. 

"You're mistaken!" Tamaki shouted oming closer, "They are boys!"

"What are you touching you barbarian!" Rose shouted pushing Tamaki away. "He's even more of a retard than the rumors said... Not that I espected anything else from a frivolous garbage mob with a short history."

I couldn't help but laugh at that making her turn to me and smile. "You have a beautiful laugh,"

"She's mine!" Silver said hugging me smiling. "Isn't she the prettiest?"

I paled. What the fuck?

"You're not from Ouran are you?" Tamaki asked.

"That's rigth," the three said. 

"St. Lobelia academy second year, Benio Amasuka! Also known as Rose" Rose said.

"Same school second year Chizuru Maizara! Also known as Silver Bell" Silver said

"Same school fist year, Hinako Tsuwabuki! Also known as Daisy" Daisy finished.

"St. Lobelia's girls academy's 'White Lilly Group'"  Daisy  said. "Also known as the Zuka Club!"

I stared confused as they suddenly were wearing another uniform. Where they wearing that underneath?

"A girls beauty," Silver said. "That  in the internal beauty and power. A pure soul that doesn't lose to physical desires."

Huh... when will she stop hugging me?

"'Because you're a woman'. 'You're only a woman'. I am sick and tired of men's coertive degradation of women." Daisy added.

"We are proud... because our souls have an equal relationship mad possible by being the same sex in the same environment. Even if..." Rose said. "It's a romantic relationship!"

I plaled as they all hugged, me in the middle thanks to Silver. Okay, I'm not like this!

"Please go away," Hikaru and Kaoru said as they played with something.

"My my," Daisy said giggling. "You must be at a loss of words at our sublime love!"

"What the hell are this people saying," Hikaru muttered uninterested.

"Aw, how unfortunate! It seems like they don't know what to do since their speciality host techniques don't work on us." Silver said resting her chin in my head. 

"I will go over there-" I started.

"You stay here mydear," SIlver whisperes in my ear, making me stop. Oh shit! She's so weird!

"I don't know if it's because th club president is a half-blood," Rose started. "Using good looks to pile on false love to mock a girls' pure heart.That is degradation of women. It's not enough that you must use your greed while using a club activity as a front!"

"Oi," I interrupted. "yeah, they have a weird way of showing it, but that's not at all what this club is about. Sure, it's what is looks like... it's kinda almost what it is... but they have good intentions!"

"Aw, my innocent girl!" Silver said hugging me closer, making me feel even more unconfortable. What is it with her?

"To even lure these two pure female students, you guys are beyond despicable! I sweal, I will imideatly shut down garbage like this host club-!" Rose continued after 

"I get it now," Kyoya said darly. "But since the club president is now lying down due to the culture shock, Would you mind coming back next time? Yes?"

"DRAG HIM UP RIGHT NOW!"

"I made some cofffe!" Haruhi anounced coming back.

"Aren't ou just sweet! Thank you!" Rose said smiling.

"Let's have a tea party!" Daisy said.

"You're both pure roses in trash cans," Silver said caressing my cheek.

I was taken away by Tamaki.

"You guys are under the wrong impression about something!" he shoued. "What kind of productivity is there when women make love to each other? Why did God create Adam and Eve-"

Daisy 'accidentaly' dropped her coffe in Tamaki's hand, burning him."

"Come back here sweetie," Silves said, dragging me to her. 

"I'm TAKING THESE TWO TO THE ZUKA CLUB!" Rose shouted, just as I stumbled backwards from Silver.

"I don't really..." I started awkwardly. "Swing that way."

"That's because you haven't tried it!" Silver said dragging me back. She is strong! "You poor girl!"

"Wait a minute!" Haruhi said alarmed. "I think you're misunderstanding something here. Like how the history of the host club is short-"

"NO that's true," th twins said shrugging.

"Since when is Tamaki half blood," I added glaring at thetwins. Not helping.

"But he is! He is half frenck and half Japanese!" Honey said.

"Well, I'm half American," I muttered annoyed. 

"And you mentioned being geedy, but it's not like we recieve any payents from te clients-"

"It's a points system," Kyoya said. "We make preferential accommodations based on the purchase price at the club's intrnet auctions. Like this, we sold Harihi's mechanical pencil for thirty thousand yen."

I stared wide-eyed. They're douches!

"Aw, poor girl!" Silver cooed. I hate her. "Is it such a shock wou've been fooled?"

"Come Silver, we'll come back tomorrow!" Rose said. "We'll be expection news!"

"BYE!" Silver said kissing my cheek making me grunt. 

"I'm scarred for life," I muttered annoyed as I dropped by the couch.

·I'll call it a day too," Haruhi said darkly leaving.

"I'm leaving now," I said tiredly, not paying attention at all.

"WAIT!" Tamaki yelled crying as he stopped me. "Don't get mad Yuki-chan!"

"I'm not mad," I replied annoyed.

"NO!!" Tamaki said hugging me, making me sigh. I'm too tired to even punch him. "Don't go to the Zuka club!"

"I'm not," I yawned. "They scare me."

"I know," Hikaru agreed angrily. "Flirting with Haruhi and you."

"It was so stupid," Kaoru finished.

"Ahm," I said. "Can I leave now?"

"WHY?" Tamaki yelled.

"I wanna sleep," I muttered.

"FINE!" Tamaki said letting go. "But you better stay in this club. You don't have permission to leave."

I stopped, turning around. "I don't what?" I asked angrily

"I won't allow you to leave."

"I don't need your permission!" I shouted annoyed. "I'll go if I want to."

"NO!" Tamaki yelled. "I'm your father! You can't leave this club-"

"Watch me," I said glaring and going away. Who does he think he is?