Cody:  hey rex, did you know that clone force 99 is also a rock band?

Rex:  uhh no

Cody:  they call themselves the Rad Batch!  And they're gonna do a live performance.  Pretty cool, isn't it?

Rex:  I guess that's cool.  The boys could use some stress relieving and have a good time

Anakin:  ahh my first concert!  I'm pretty excited

Obi wan:  this is your first?  You really should get out more, Anakin

Ahsoka:  shut up!  They're gonna start!

Hunter:  are you ready to ROCKKK!!!!!!

Clones:  YEAAAAAHH

Wrecker:  *heavy metal screams*

Hunter:  right here on bass guitar we got crosshair!!!!!!

Clones:  WOOOOOOOOOH

Hunter:  on lead guitar is tech!!!!!!!!!!

Clones:  AAAAAHHHHHHHH

Hunter:  on drums is WRECKERRRRR

Clones:  *losing their minds*

Hunter:  LETS DO THISSSS

*show starts*

Anakin:  wow this concert is pretty insane

Rex:  it's a bit too much for my taste

Cody:  THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER SINCE PRE SLICED ORANGES

Obi wan:  I'm pretty sure oranges were always pre sliced

Cody:  EXACTLY

Wolffe:  where is that smoke coming from?

Ahsoka:  they have smoke machines

Fives:  and laser lights

Jesse:  which they stole from me

Waxer:  why do you have laser lights?

Jesse:  I place them in the barracks and turn them on every time I walk in.  It gives me an epic, dramatic entrance

Echo:  its not so epic when the lights hit directly in my eye

Tup:  yeah, I was sure I went blind the first time Jesse did that

Hunter:  *singing* WE'LL FIGHT THE POWERS THAT BE, JUST DON'T PICK OUR DESTINY CAUSE, YOU DON'T KNOW US, YOU DON'T BELONG

Rex:  that song sure does describe them pretty well

Cody:  this song slaps, guys!

Wolffe:  huh, I always wondered why they blasted that song all the time

Jesse:  how would you know that, wolffe?

Wolffe:  the bad batch got the room next to us in the barracks.  They are very loud.  Always having band rehearsals in the middle of the night

Sinker:  ugh, I can never get any sleep because of them!

Comet:  well, there was that night when it was a full moon and we had howling contests

Wolffe:  that is also true

Hunter:  *singing* WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT, NO WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT

Ahsoka:  *punching the air* this song rocks!!

Anakin:  you said it, snips!  Best first concert ever!!

Obi wan:  I think I'm going to be deaf by the end of today

Cody:  come on general!  Have some fun and enjoy the music!

Obi wan:  how can I enjoy the music when all they are doing is screaming and playing as loud as possible?

Rex:  I'm just going to cover my ears and see if it's possible to fall asleep while standing

Hunter:  *singing* WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT, ANYMOREEEEEEE

Wrecker:  JUST YOU TRY AND MAKE US

Clones:  *going wild*

Obi wan:  oh no, what is hunter doing?

Fives:  I think he's going for a stage dive, sir

Anakin and Ahsoka:  YEASSS

Wolffe:  Rex, watch out!

Rex: huh?

*Hunter jumps off the stage and body slams into Rex*

Rex:  HOLY CANOLI

*other clones pick him up and let Hunter crowd surf*

Rex:  awww man

Rex:  he broke my carrot

Wolffe:  your carrot?

Rex:  yeah I keep a carrot in my pocket

Obi wan:  why?

Rex:  because I get hungry

*cody appears*

Cody:  so guys, what do you think of my new look?

Obi wan:  holy guacamole, Cody, what did you do?

Rex:  WOAH

Wolffe:  *speechless*

Cody:  why is everyone so surprised?

Ahsoka:  probably because you disappeared for a few minutes and came back with a giant, pink mohawk

Anakin:  well I think it looks great

Cody:  I have finally channeled my inter spirit.  This is who I am now, guys

Obi wan:  while I am not opposed to expressing yourself, Cody, you may want to consider the fact that we are in a war.  And that hair is... very easy to spot

Boil:  that's what helmets are for!

Cody:  yeah!  Boil gets it

Anakin:  guys check out the stage

*wrecker destroys his drum set with his bare hands*

Anakin:  well I can check off going to a heavy metal concert off my list

Ahsoka:  what else is on your list?

Anakin:  getting an extra pocket in my robes so I can keep snacks in there

Obi wan:  you're just going to ruin the look of a robe by stuffing it with food

Anakin:  what're you talking about??  It's great armor for when you're in the battlefield

Obi wan:  I doubt that

Rex:  I had no idea the general had a bucket list

Anakin:  I've got all kinds of stuff on my list.  Become a Jedi master, shave with a lightsaber, breed unicorns, stop people from dying, eat a cheesecake

Rex:  haven't you already tried shaving with your lightsaber?

Anakin:  I'm still trying to perfect the skill

Rex:  oh yeah, that's how you got your scar, isn't it?

*anakin covers Rex's mouth*

Anakin:  NOOOOO IT ISNT

Ahsoka:  #exposed

*hunter appears*

Hunter:  hey how'd you guys like the concert

Cody:  it was rad 😎

Ahsoka:  I have to agree, it was awesome

Anakin:  it was through the roof!  Literally.  I think someone's jetpack turned on and he kinda ripped a hole in the roof of your stage

Hunter:  haha sweet

Hunter:  I'm not gonna be able to talk tomorrow! 

Obi wan:  after all the screaming, I would assume so

The video I put up top is the song the bad batch was performing in this chapter.  I actually really like it and it reminds me of those guys for some reason.  I feel like it would be their theme song lol.  I recommend giving it a listen!  Let me know what you guys think, I'd love to hear your responses :)

I got the idea of Anakin trying to shave with a lightsaber from a post I saw on Instagram: