SpongeBob: Good morning to you, sir. Would you care to blow a bubble?

Patrick: Hmm, how much is it?

SpongeBob: Only a quarter.

Patrick: Sounds reasonable. [whispering] Uh, I'm going to need to borrow a quarter.

SpongeBob: Sure thing, Patrick. [he pulls out a quarter and he gives it to Patrick]

Patrick: Ah, one quarter. [he hands the quarter back to SpongeBob, and bites it to see if it's real]

SpongeBob: Thank you. [cuts back to Squidward]

Squidward: Hmm, business is booming. [he laughs] How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors? Uh huh. [he continues playing. Cut back to SpongeBob and Patrick. SpongeBob dips the wand in the bubble soap]

SpongeBob: One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go. [Patrick grabs the wand from SpongeBob, inhales deeply and begins to blow, but a bubble doesn't come out. He pants and blows again. After a while, SpongeBob puts up a "Lessons" sign. Patrick then loses his breath] Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.

Patrick: Uh, very well, then. Hey, Sponge, can I borrow another quarter? [SpongeBob hands Patrick a quarter] Thanks. [he winks and hands the quarter back to SpongeBob]

SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick, it's all in the technique! [he starts doing his infamous routine] First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, Don't forget it! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... [he blows bubbles shaped like ducks]

Patrick: Oooh. [SpongeBob pops out of nowhere and blows a box. Patrick giggles and SpongeBob blows a caterpillar] Ah! [The caterpillar then pops one-by-one, with descending sounds. Patrick continues to giggle. SpongeBob blows a boat, and it floats off, pops, and makes a foghorn noise. Cuts to inside of Squidward's house]

Squidward: Huh? [he shakes his clarinet. Cut back to outside with SpongeBob and Patrick]

SpongeBob: And now... with two hands! [he inhales deeply and blows out an elephant. Circus music starts playing and Patrick laughs]

Patrick: It's a giraffe! [Patrick continues laughing as the elephant floats over into Squidward's house. SpongeBob then frowns as the bubble pops and tons of smaller bubbles come out of both windows of the house while an elephant sounds. Squidward opens the door with a sour look on his face. SpongeBob and Patrick hide behind the stand. SpongeBob places a "Closed" sign on it. Squidward looks over the stand]

SpongeBob: Excuse me, sir, but we are clo-

Squidward: Don't give me any of that! How can you two possibly make all this noise just blowing bubbles?!

Omg I love the picture above . 😂😂 -Colette 💛🍹