(Edit: 8/4/19, if you have read past this chapter without clicking off, I respect you.)

I don't own Splatoon, Nintendo does.
So ye, let's get on wit' the worst story in the entire world.

Y/N sighed, it was cold, raining, and his green tentacles were drooping. He sat on a bench in the center of inkopolis, watching the news. His bandana was covering his neck, being too soaked to stay on his face. While his hands were deep in his hoodie pockets. Inklings all around were walking with friends, eating, and of course getting ready for turf war while keeping their umbrellas above their heads. All would think he was crazy. Eventually, the lad got up and went to the nearest food stand, a few orange squids were snickering at him as he bought a small plate of curry, munching it while sitting back down to watch the news. Hours passed and he never moved, only blinked and yawned. He knew he would get sick but who even cared? No one, that's what. Now who exactly was Y/N? Well he was a squid inkling, with green ink, he only had the normal splatter shot, not caring to have another weapon. He had black clothing, and for the day his power was out, so he took it up to watch the news by the square. His bandana was as well, surprisingly, black but with stains of purple. Personally he enjoyed it. Mostly because his sister was the cause of the stains, and she was gone. A crowd moved to the front of the doors leading to the news tower, where Callie and Marie worked, this was Y/N's cue to leave, mostly because he can't hear it anymore, but because he loaths crowds. So, of course, he left to turf wars. His green eyes glowing from the new light. His first match was on urchin underpass, and it went from there. Midnight came around, and it was going to be his final and last match of the night before going home. His team, consisting of Y/N of course, his friend Silver, and two unknown inkling guys, across the turf stood two hooded inklings, and Marie as well as her cousin Callie.
Silver: Ey Y/N isn't that the squid sisters?
He pointed over to the other spawn point area.
Y/N: I guess so...I guess so.
He didn't seem to really care and the battle began.
Y/N wasn't too good, yet wasn't bad either, he had splat Callie once, and Marie twice, yet during the end when it was close to a tie, Marie and Callie ganged up and not only splatted him, but also his entire team, and not long after Judd came out.

MeOw: The Sisters won! (90%)
Silver: dang man they are good, for being famous of course...oh hey it's headphones. Look I'll see you later.
Y/N: it's fine, see ya...

He was frustrated, and the other two on his team left. Leaving him to brood in the back of the tower. Well untill he felt a tapping on the left shoulder. With a bit of hesitation he turned to see Marie
Marie: Hey, nice game! You did well, for a splatter shot Jr. user. What's your name?
She seemed kinda depressed looking, but maybe it was just the light? Because when Callie was there she seemed cheerful.
Y/N: not like you'd remember...but it's Y/N, please don't mention this fight. It's bad enough that your rubbing in how I have a splatter shot.
He pulled the bandana up, only for Marie to pull it back down
Marie: I'm not rubbing it in, I like the splatter shot too, but it just jams too much. And let me see your face, it's hard to talk with a fan when I can't even see them.
Y/N was surprised... actually that's an understatement he was uttlerly shocked, Marie, the Marie, wanted to see his face...ah who cared. He was just another 'fan' to them.
Y/N: and who exactly said I was a fan? Eh.
He retorted crossing both hands
Marie: well...you always from now and then sit on the bench in front of the studio and watch us.
She smiled, seeming to win the little fight
Y/N: fine, you make a good point, but it's not like there is much of anything better to watch...oh there's Callie, well I must get going.
Y/N turned to leave but again, was stopped by Marie who turned him around by grabbing his hand
Marie: What's wrong is there something in my teeth, or are you getting jitters by being around the squid sis-
Callie: Marie! I'm hungry- who's this guy? And why are you holding his hand- don't tell me...your da-!
Marie hit her upside the head
Marie: No! No I'm not
She was blushing now
Marie: This is Y/N, a friend of mine. Y/N meet Callie, she's on the news with me.
Y/N: I know, now I really need to go home, bye.
Callie spoke this time,
Callie: Bye Y/N! I guess we can chat later!
He only scoffed it off, like that will happen.
Marie: Yeah! Maybe at our place or something, I'll send you the information later Y/N.
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Late that night he was wondering if he ever would talk with the squid sisters again, this plaged his mind untill slumber took over.
In the morning he woke up to his phone buzzing from a call, it was an unknown number. But like an idiot he answered.
Y/N: hello? *Yawn* it's like...nine what do you nee-
He was cut off from the person on the phone
Marie: Finally! You never answered my text, I've been trying to contact you for a couple hours. How long do you usually sleep? You know, scratch that.
He face palmed and checked the messages.

???: Y/N are you up?
Are you up now?
Y/N?
I'm going to call you if I don't get an answer in an hour.

He chuckled slightly before yawning once again

Y/N: well what do you want Marie? I just woke up, as you can probably tell.

Marie: well dummy I want to hang out. I'll send someone to get you if your legs don't feel like walking.

Y/N was confused on two things, one, why does she want to hang out? He's a nobody, and someone people look over, two he hasn't even ate breakfast or had a shower.

Y/N: mmm...give me a hour and I'll head over to the studio, or wherever you are. I just need to dress and shower before coming over.

Marie: alright, bye Y/N!

With that he was left to get moving. First of course came food, which was a simple kelp cereal light meal. Then he showered and dressed up like normal. Drying off his green tentacles. But unlike the day before he had to switch a bit. Instead of a black hoodie it was grey, he had a beanie on, and his jeans were dark blue now, sneakers were black, and his bandana was around the neck. Oh, and of course, he put on glasses due to loosing his inktacs (get it?)

After and hour and a long bit of walking the green squido was sitting in his usual bench when a body guard type of person grabbed him, walking em over to the studio doors.

???: Third floor on the right, they just finished the morning broadcast. Don't keep Callie waiting or else she'll take it out on us.

A hint of fear was in the makes voice. So the inkling did as told and hurried up the stairs and to the room. Tripping from time to time.

Callie: You finally made it! Marie he's here! Come in, come in!
Before a word could even escape the young souls vocal cords, he was pulled in and into a chair. Confused at a high scale.

Y/N: alright alright I'm here, but I have a few questions. Mostly for Marie.

This made Callie pout, feeling left out.

Y/N: First, why? Why am I here, why did you talk to me, and how did you get my number?

Marie tilted her head with a small smile

Marie: Well you interested me during our match, two because again, you interested me, and three I'm rich, I can find out anything about you.

Y/N nodded and turned to Callie, who also looked confused

Y/N: So you let her just look up everything about me? How sweet of you.

She sweat dropped as he laid back, rubbing his tired eyes.

Y/N: So what do y'all even plan on us doing? Just sitting and talking or more than that?

He inquired sitting back up.

Marie: Of course we have things planned out! Your going on the afternoon news! Don't worry you don't have to dress up, just look normal.
He nodded and sighed

Y/N: So you only need me to be your mascot for the day? What's the headline going to be? Retarded fan wins contest and gets to be on the news with the squid sisters?

Marie and Callie laughed at his statement and Callie actually laid across his lap

Callie: Were not that rude, if we had wanted that we would have held a contest. Nope, your here for a different reason. And trust me, all I heard Marie talk about was 'Y/N this and Y/N that. Once I thought I heard her even say 'Y/N ki-

Marie wacked her again

Marie: I want you on for my and Marie's own moral support. Stress has been wracking us both lately and having a friendly face is good to keep us moving. That and your my friend.

Callie: 'Our friend' you mean?
Marie laughed and sat next to y/n
Marie: Yes, our friend.
For once, he smiled, a genuine authentic hickory made swatta- I mean smile. (Please tell me ya get it)

Y/N: I don't think I have much a choice with your body guards here so yeah, I'm in.

Marie and Callie: Good!
Callie: Well we shall see you downstairs on the news level in...five minutes.
He saluted and the two girls left leaving him alone for a bit untill called upon.

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{news broadcast}
Marie: Hello inkopolis today it's me and Callie as well as a special guest!

Callie: is it off the hook?

Marie: no, someone better actually. Guys and girls, fish and fries, Callie and lobsters.

Callie: Hey!

Marie: I welcome the best guy in the room today, Y/N!

He walked up to stand next to them, seeming to be fine, but every now and then he would scratch the back of his neck.

Y/N: Hello I guess?

Callie: Alright! Well today we have special news, off the hook, the new and popular rising group is starting a tour in inkopolis soon!

Marie: To add onto that so are we! And not only does our friend Y/N here get a back stage pass but three lucky squido guys and girls have the chance to earn one too! Just send us what your favorite song is and you'll be entered into the raffle. Anything to add Y/N?

Y/N: uh...well not really. Oh, your chances are slim, but I'd say it's worth it.

He rested a arm on both their shoulders

Y/N: they are the coolest people you could ever meet and see. Not to mention sweet and kind unlike most pop stars.
This caused the two to blush and grin

Marie: Well that's all we have for now! Stay tuned and remember!

Callie, Marie, and for some odd reason Y/N:
STAY FRESH!
Y/N: And Inky!

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Somewhere on a boat heading to inkopolis two popstars were watching the channel

???: So, who's that guy, I don't remember seeing him. Yet, can't lie, I like his style yo!

???: Oh Pearl! Already looking out for someone already? How cute! Maybe for once it'll go your way!

Pearl: Oh shut up yo! Just because he wanted me for money doesn't mean it was meant to be! Jeez Marina.

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That's it for the first chapter! Thanks for readin! And tell me if I should continue or not, and if I do I promise to make the chapters a bit longer. This was more of a experimental chapter.
Now, I'll see ya in the ghostricks mansion peace!
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