Oh hello readers! Deadpool here!

The author has recruited me here to talk to you about this book whilst they are off on a glorious holiday. *muffled voice* Oh hold on! What's that author?!
"I did not recruit you to talk to my readers!"
Ah ah! Our readers, author! Our readers! Anyway back with the gag! *muffled complaint* Sigh! What?!

"I am not on holiday either! I am right here tie-" *muffled complaint again* There we go! That's better, they're quiet now. Anywho! I'm here whilst they watch my amazing movie. They have to study up on my character apparently. I know right! It's ridiculous! I mean I am amazing so of course they would use that as a excuse just to see my great ass. I know your mind author! ;) *rolls eyes*

So we're all gathered here today to read a bunch Oneshots between me and our friendly neighbourhood Spidey that our author has so gloriously supplied for us which may also include those glorious heroes up in avengers tower every once in a while when the directors can spare from this supposedly huge war they are all in.

Author it's down to you now!

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*glares at Deadpool*

Hey everyone! So as DP kindly told you I decided to write a bunch of Spideypool Oneshots. It came about cause me and my friend spent the day walking around in cosplay as Spidey and Deadpool and then role played after that because it's fun. *glares at Deadpool as he mutters a comment* Shut up, you've said enough!

Anyway I've decided to do a book of Oneshots unless I feel like the chapters can be tied together into an actual FanFiction because why the hell not although I have a sneaking suspicion that it will most likely stay as a book of Oneshots because university really doesn't give me enough time to write actual storylines and chapters. Also you'll have to bare with me since this will be my first Marvel FanFiction so there will be things that I will need to double check before I write them as there always is whenever you write a FanFiction and want it to be as accurate as possible to the characters.

Yes I know about Deadpool's boxes too and they will be included but they will be included in my own specific way because I've read too many fanfics which have them like this [yellow] or {white} or even <both>.

Also I've decided not to cast this story (besides from Deadpool) because I know that everyone will have a different view and opinion on which Spidey should be with Deadpool whether that's Tobey, Andrew or Tom.

"FOURTH WALL!"

Deadpool shut up! Anyway I'm leaving it uncasted because I do not want arguments or people telling me that I casted the wrong Spidey. You can leave it to your imagination and you can use your preferred actor for Spidey. My preferred ones are Andrew and Tom not that the knowledge of that is exactly relevant but I still watch and enjoy the ones with Tobey as my uncle took me to watch them as a child.

Anyway that's it! Enjoy!

~ Tyler