Abacuss's POV

The traveling demon mage sat upon a rock beside the dirt road. A leaf product wrapped in a roll roll drooped out of the corner of his mouth. His tiny fat unicorns drank at a quick moving stream in eyesight.

"Abacuss I've come for my dope" An obviously drunk girl stumbled out of the dense forest foliage.

"Ah ah, the bitch must pay first," He extended his palm from his long cloak.

His bare chest flashed. Still haven't found the right tunic yet. Thank god I found the right pants. Why do people stare at me so much. He pondered.

"HEY!!!!!"

The tiny fat unicorns munched on his herbal merchandise. Oh fuck! Those little bastards snuck up on the wagon.

"Nonono. Dumb horned asses!" He swore at the tiny fat unicorns as they dramatically collapsed on the ground.

The drunk girl ran back into the woods with her dope.

A/N
Thank you for reading. Sorry for any typos.