A little something to make up for any sadness in the last oneshot. Hopefully I can make you laugh here! :3

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    Your squinted eyes stare down at the shot glass in suspicion while your friends are cheering you on behind you over the loud music of the club. "I don't know about this."

    "Do it, it's your birthday!" Gou sings and picks up the glass for you. "It isn't as anything strong, trust me~"

    You put your palm on her forehead and push her face away. "I don't think I can trust you at a time like this!"

    "Haha ha~ I can see the ceiling!" she giggles while Rin takes her by the shoulders.

    "She's already getting loopy. Don't listen to her." he sighs while taking her away.

    "Ugghh. I don't know if I wanna~" you complain like a two-year-old.

    "You said you wanted to get a drink when you were old enough." Makoto laughs. "This is nothing, just try it!"

    "Ehhh but--"

    "Try it."

    "Waah!" you fake cry. "What if it doesn't taste good?"

    "They won't the first few times." You hear your boyfriend laugh behind you and you feel one of your eyes twitch.

    "Shut up, Sosuke!" He takes the seat next to you and takes the glass, and places it in your hand.

    "Try it, you're only taking one."

    "Are you guys peer pressuring me?"

    "Do it, do it, do it, do it!" Even Haru's voice is in the chant, which makes you twice as angry than you were a second ago.

    "You are!!" you yell and facepalm. "You guys are horrible!"

    "This'll stop once you try it." Sosuke laughs.

    "I hate you guys!" You bring the glass to your mouth and tilt your head back, downing the drink in a second. Once it goes into your throat, you lean forward and start coughing. "WHAT THE HELL IT FUXKING BUUUURNS!??!"

    Meanwhile as you breathe with the stupidest look humanely possible in an attempt to get cool air to your throat, your 'friends' behind you cheer and get you in a group hug. "So, how was it?" Makoto asks.

    "Get out of my face!" you yell. Already, the lights were looking too flashy and the beat of the music pounded into your skin. "I'm not doing that again!"

    ~

    "WOOO PARTAAAAAY WAITER ANOTHER ROUND!" you slap your hand on the counter and then lean backwards, knowing Sosuke would be there to catch you.

    "I'm sorry," the worker says. "I can't give you more than that or I'll get in trouble."

    "Whaaaat?" you mope and lean foward to sit upright. "But I like it!"

    Sosuke laughs behind you and stands up from his seat. "Thank you," he says and pays the worker. "C'mon you, I think it's time you go home."

    "No, I must dance!" you push him off and scan the crowd dramatically. "Ha, target in sight!"

    "(F/n), wait!"

    "Chaaaaaaarge!!" you shriek while skirting past the people around you and practically tackle Rin, who was with Gou and some of her friends she brought along.

    "Gah! (F/n), what the hell are you doing?"

    "I'm playing football! American football. I'm the nickleback!"

    He stares at you and raises an eyebrow. "You... the what?"

    "Or was it the pennyback?" you stare up to the ceiling and sway side to side.

    "Quarterback. You mean quarterback." he corrects while trying his best not to laugh.

    You shriek on the spot, which causes him to flinch. "I'm sorry! I tried my best! Don't kill me!!"

    "I-I'm not gonna kill you!" He looks around and grabs someone's arm, then when he yanks it over, Gou appears.

    "Gou-channn," You wave, the back of your hand facing her instead of your palm.

    "Fix your friend here!" Rin orders her.

    "But I'm dancing~!" she complains.

    "I think she's wasted."

    "What!? Where's Sosuke-kun!?"

    "Sasuke?" you repeat. "I think that's the ninja guy from Noratu! No, Naruto! Hey! Let's fight!!" You hold your hands up like they do in the show.

    Something wraps arouns your stomach and suddenly your feet are off the ground. "Gah!"

    "I think I'll take her back to our place now." you hear Sosuke's voice behind you.

    "Sou-kun, I love yooooou." You sing.

    "Hey," Rin laughs. "If she starts doing something stupid, record it. We can put it on the internet and be famous!"

    Gou elbows him in the side "I'll drown you both with my own two hands if you humiliate her~" she sings.

    ~

    "Okay, let's have you sit here." Sosuke puts you on the couch in the living room.

    "This place looks familiar!" you point out, staring at the area around you. "It looks just like my house!"

    "It is your house."

    "Ah!!" you grab a nearby pillow and whack him with it, though it seems to have no affect on him. "Then why are you here!? You trying to rob me?" He chuckles, placing his hand over his mouth. "What's wrong?"

    "Nothing, it's that you're damn hilarious right now. I'll be right back, don't touch anything."

    "Fiiine." you mope and lean back. When he returns, he has a glass of water in his hands. But obviously, you don't know that. "Is that more happy juice!?"

    "Yeah, and it's for you!" Sosuke answers.

    "Yaaaay!" You clap and eagerly take the cup and gulp down nearly half of it. "Uh, it tastes like water."

    "It's the newest flavor." He answers, then turns on the tv.

    "Ohh," you say and finish the rest of it. "My head hurrrts."

    "Try going asleep, it'll help."

    "Hey..." you scoot over to him and lean on his shoulder. "Are you single?"

    "No," he smiles and moves his arm so that it's wrapped around you.

    "Noooo, I was thinking about asking you out."

    "We're already together, (F/n)." he says.

    "Yaaay! What show is this?"

    "It's the news."

    "Which episode?"

    He laughs again, making whatever red color is on your face an even deeper shade. "This is the best thing ever."

    "What is?" you ask.

    "You being wasted."

    "Aww, you're really hot too!"

    He blinks and tilts his head. "Pardon? That isn't what I--"

    You quickly got up in his face, your nose touching his. "Let's make out."

    "Let's not." he says pushes you away and sets you back down where you were sitting before.

    "But I like you!" you cry.

    "If you like me, you'll watch tv with me." he suddenly starts laughing again. "You're such an idiot."

    "But I've been able to vote already!" You glance over to the tv for a moment and turn back to Sosuke. "This show is boring."

    "I don't know about that, she's been funny for the last hour." he pokes your nose. "Haha, took your nose."

    You gasp and jump up from the couch. "Give it back!! I can't smell anything now!"

    He makes a throwing motion and you follow that direction immediately after. "Go find it, quick, before it runs away!"

    "NOOO, NOSE-KUN, COME BAAACK!"

    After who knows how long of searching, you return to the living room and find Sosuke watching a movie with a small bag of chips. "Did you find it?"

    "No~" you whine tiredly and collapse on the couch next to him. "I'm sleepy."

    "Then sleep."

    "Where's my teddy bear?"

    You hear him sigh. "Uggh, hey, let's play the quiet game. If you're quiet for the longest time, you win."

    "Okay!" you yell, and he flinches.

    "Okay: 3, 2, 1, go!"

    ~

    "What the fuck happened last night?" You moan and sit up, rubbing your temples.

    "You could have been mistaken for someone in Ireland." Sosuke answers while stretching. He had fallen asleep sitting down so that you would have room for your legs. "And it was hilarious."

    "Aaaah." you whine and lie back down, head pounding. "I don't remember anything."

    "That means you had fun." he says in a reassuring voice.

    "Shut up." No more parties for me...

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Ehhh I know this is rushed but I wanted something on a bit of a happier note than the last one ʕ•ﻌ•ʔ