"What th-" crash!

"Evreyone, alright???? Orange asked. He realized both pancake and red's cat were gone.  Great, he thought. Now they got killed by this lunatic.  Smoke covered the room, and lime was inhaling a great deal of it. Just almost enough to interfere with his breathing.  Black barely dodged a knife when it went swirling past him.
"Orange, where are ya?!" Black yelled.
"Shut up black, who's trying to stab my frikin leg?!?" Red yelled. "As if my other leg wasn't already amputated!!"
"I can barely breathe idiots!" Lime said through the smoke, and quickle grabbed someones arm. "AHHHHHHH!!" Black yelled trying to wriggle free out of lime's grasp.

"Chill dude, it's just me -" Black twirled this way and that and kicked lime in the shin.

The smoke later cleared, and they eventually found themselves looking at a weird, gross, and bloody creature, with long, uneven limbs, and empty, black eyes looking at them, with rough scales. No, it wasn't scales, it was- fur.
"Who's pet is this?" Lime said
"Yellow, the frik did you do to pancake?!"
"That's not pancake. And if you said it looked like him, that would be like saying ankid looks like a skeleton. Do you guys see the size of this thing?! It doesn't even- AH CRA-" yellow shouted before being hurtled by a black, long, slimy thing, coming from the back of the weird being.
"You mortals never learn a thing or two about us" it said, moving forward while its tenticles pinned yellow to the wall.
"Let me ask you one thing," it said. "Do you think you humans can overpower me?" It said, before throwing its head back and howling in laughter.
"I dont even think that puny astronaut in a red suit knows what i am, after months of being his pet" he admitted. "Very well, since my kind called me the merciful one, i can make an exception. 2 of you lives, and the other three.." he put his claws on his mouth and licked his lips. "Make your desicion fast. We dont have all day" but as the 5 astronauts, particularly kids and teenagers, looked at him, they all gestured a kind of 'no way' face, except for black, who stepped forward. "You may take me, powerful onE-" "THE FRIK BLACK NONE OF US IS GONNA SURRENDER" orange yelled while he grabbed black by the arm. And through the glass, black could see he was frowning at her, slightly blushing. Black wriggled out of his grasp but orange ended up hugging him tight. "We'll all die if 3 of us doesn't" she said, her voice serious.
"Hey, kitty!" Red said jokingly. "Why dont you take your crap and head out? We're tired and sick of this" red said, yawning. "After all you are my pet, so you gotta listen tk the owner." He said, smiling jokingly. "The game has just begun, mortal"