This is the final chapter bc I'm bored and lazy
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Popeyes and Santa walked into the living room of X and Smiles house. They then did the fuck to assert dominance on everyone. It was so sexy that all of the Christmas elves and Popeyes chickens died on the spot.

Santa and Popeyes came a lot. Holy fuck that's a lot of cum. To much cum. Fuck, everyone is drowning even me, the sexy narrorator

X and Smile held hands and by the power of friendship and a gun, beat Popeyes and Santa's brutal fucking. The cum evaporated and fixed capitalism. Nice. They then killed everyone else and made out. It's true, I'm the walls.

The end to this story of passion, lust, despair, and shitposts. I'm sorry.

Also this is cannon it's true I was in the walls of their house and it was crusty dusty musty