Y/n Vs. Budget Decrease Piccolo
Location: The Cell Games Arena
No POV
As we start the episode at the Cell Games, we see Y/n, Mario, Cell and Kermit all ready to fight the next opponent at the Cell Games Arena.
Cell: Alright, Kermit. So, who's next on the list.
Kermit: (Looks at the list) Um...Piccolo?
Y/n: Which one? TeamFourStar or Devilartemis?
Cell: What?
Y/n: Yeah, sorry for the confusion, but I rather not fight Devilartemis' Piccolo because of the rumors about him.
Kermit: Rumors? What rumors?
Mario: He kidnapped orphans from other animes that had a special power because of his obsession for orphans.
Cell: (Shocked) He did what?!
Y/n: Yeah, I heard he killed Gohan once and didn't feel bad about it, which is why I became friends with TFS Piccolo instead of DAU Piccolo.
Mario: Me too. He even taught me a few things including a new move I've been practicing on.
Cell: I see. Kermit, remove DAU Piccolo from the list after they just proved to me that he is not only weird, but also incredibly weak and a loser.
DAU Piccolo: Wow! Ok, I arrived at a bad time!
Y/n: (Groans) I should've known that he just appeared out of nowhere.
Cell: Why the hell is Piccolo in our universe on the Budget Increase list?
Kermit: Wait, this is the Budget Increase List?
Mario: You guys have a Budget Increase List?
Piccolo: I'm sorry, am I not cool enough to be on the list?
Y/n: You were never meant to be on the list because of your crimes, DAU Piccolo.
Cell: I agree with Y/n on this one. You see, Piccolo, the issue isn't about your social status or your obsession with kidnapping innocent, orphaned kids with special powers, the issue is that you're a weak bitch!
Y/n: Yeah, weak as a pickle.
Piccolo: (Offended) PICKLE?!
Kermit: Gentlemen, gentlemen, please.
Piccolo: You guys think that your budget increase is so cool. Let's see how you handle a "Budget Decrease"!
Y/n: Oh shit. This can't be good.
Cell: Wait? A Budget what?
Mario: Uh oh.
Kermit: Ah shit.
Then Piccolo then used the power of the Budget Decrease as he turned himself into a pickle known as.
Pickle-O!
Pickle-O: Behold! The Ultimate Pickle!
Y/n: NO! That's terrible!
Cell: That joke is overused as f***! It's not funny anymore!
Mario: I want to die.
Kermit: Yeah, that joke is already dead.
Pickle-O: You dare mock me?! I am going to kick all of your-
Mario then eats Pickle-O in one bite and the worst thing about Pickle-O's budget decrease, he is unable to use his powers after he turned himself into a pickle and can't turn back to normal even with a Budget Increase as he is instantly killed by Mario.
Mario: Stupid pickle man.
Y/n: That's a win.
Cell: Yeah, I call that a win.
Kermit: Well, at least it can't get any worse.
A NEW OPPONENT HAS ENTERED THE ARENA!
Pickle Rick: HA HA! Think again, son of a bitch! I'm Pickle Riiii-
Then without warning, Pickle Rick get shot in the head and got killed by Rick Sanchez himself as he too has enough of the dead Pickle Rick meme as well.
Rick: Yeah, we're not doing that shit again. We're ending this episode here and now.
DRAMATIC FINISH!!!
THE END
Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top