For broke college students.

Or people who are about to become broke college students.

You can use tissues as toilet paper in a scrape.

You don't want to know how I found this out.

Also, eat lots of potatoes. They're cheap and give you lots of energy.

And can sort of be used in many different ways.

Do you want your potatoes whole, sliced, or shredded???

It doesn't matter!

Actually it does.

Bake the potatoes. It's healthier. You'll thank me in the long run.